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Okay, two things. One- R2D2 is on the ship. Yes, that announcement is worth it's own network post because, well, it is. Because two-
[ the camera is flipped around with a touch on the screen, and then just down the hall, maybe fifteen feet away, is R2D2, leading about a dozen Tranquility Roombas, in two lines, down the hallway. Wichita may or may not have been found them on her way out of the bar, and continued following them for about fifteen minutes before she turned on her camera ]
He started with a following of eight, but every time he passes a room that's being cleaned by a bot, it just stops what it's doing and joins the line.
Innocent playtime? Very possible.
Though I must admit that my imagination has concocted something most! sinister. For what they could be planning.
[ someone sounds a tiny bit like Holmes there, for those last few words, because maybe she misses him a lot and this is how she spends her time now okay. detective-ing. ]
-- And before anybody gets all huffy, don't worry, I'm really only recording this because it's kinda cute. They're like.. ducklings, almost. But what are they up to?
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Okay, two things. One- R2D2 is on the ship. Yes, that announcement is worth it's own network post because, well, it is. Because two-
[ the camera is flipped around with a touch on the screen, and then just down the hall, maybe fifteen feet away, is R2D2, leading about a dozen Tranquility Roombas, in two lines, down the hallway. Wichita may or may not have been found them on her way out of the bar, and continued following them for about fifteen minutes before she turned on her camera ]
He started with a following of eight, but every time he passes a room that's being cleaned by a bot, it just stops what it's doing and joins the line.
Innocent playtime? Very possible.
Though I must admit that my imagination has concocted something most! sinister. For what they could be planning.
[ someone sounds a tiny bit like Holmes there, for those last few words, because maybe she misses him a lot and this is how she spends her time now okay. detective-ing. ]
-- And before anybody gets all huffy, don't worry, I'm really only recording this because it's kinda cute. They're like.. ducklings, almost. But what are they up to?
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Right? I'm hoping this is going to lead me to a Roomba party or something adorable.
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But nah, nobody's gonna top you, John Blake.
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You should name them.
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It's almost as if something happened recently to get it in their heads to get organized. Fancy that.
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I suspect he thinks they're charming.
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But how can we know for sure?
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[droids. what can you do.]
I doubt he is doing much more than making a few new friends.
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Well, he's doing a great job, I mean. He's got.. fourteen new friends following him around now. It might be considered a fanclub more than it is a group of friends, at this point.
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[ video ] /completes the Jedi combo
And why is that particular astromech so noteworthy, exactly?
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He's a- A historical figure. In a way. In my world.
[ WORST LIE SHE'S EVER TOLD? WORST LIE SHE'S EVER TOLD. ]
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Oh my god that is so so so cool
Play it cool, Miles, play it cool
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...Quite. Er - odd behavior...indeed.
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Odd, but cute. Definitely. Should i go talk to him? I think I might. But I don't want to ruin the party.
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Maybe he's decided to try and clean the shuttle bay with them.
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[The opinion of a robot, on other robots.]
...Or he's very dirty.
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Huh. I didn't think of it that way. That he's really dirty.
[ scream it's just like Wall-E ]
At least he's not tracking dirt or anything. And he looks clean, but. Hmmm..
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Maybe they think that's the mother. [Then he frowns just slightly, as if he's ready to take that back and rephrase.] Robots don't have mothers, do they?
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Uh, well. If you knew stuff about programming you could get in their little robot heads and find out? [ Is that actually any better? Probably not. ]
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I'm not much of a tech person, plus I feel like messing with anything that from this ship will end up getting me killed, so. I'm not gonna do that. But. I will follow them around until they get wherever they're going, 'cause I'm curious.
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[ He doesn't understand, Wcihita. Please make sense. He can't bother you if you don't make sense. ]
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text; consultant encryption aw we have an encryption now that's nice
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Beats me.
That's why I'm following.
1/2 wait for it...
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[ It's very stuck in-between 'no way' and 'nope, not possible.
He might not be the biggest Star Wars fan ( later to dub a teenager's Star Wars shirt as 'virgin,' so yeah, a bit rough ), but you know R2D2 when you see R2D2.
Oh, Sam, the convention-explanation would lullaby your confusion if this were another time. You poor, cranky demon blood-drinking baby-child. ]
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Not even the craziest thing, dude. This, at least, makes sense.
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