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( 12 ) anon text ♧ so glad we've almost made it so sad they had to fade

( ooc | same rules as the first go-round; this takes place at O'DARK THIRTY after everything goes down icly on the 12th. i'll do the same i did last time, spread out the comments so it's not 'be here now or suck it', however all the bulletins will go up icly in a cluster.
neal isn't watching the post and in fact has no idea he made it, due to the anon function no ic tracing can be done; but it's not like he didn't do this already, so the people who know his work don't need to icly beat around the bush to spare MYSTERY etc.
other than that, have fun and remember: smiley is our friend.
...right? )
text; /pats head
[ twilight first always. and buffy is her fashion challenged friend shhh let's keep that one intact ]
text; /pats head
except that's a compliment, hang on
[ she's not fashion-challenged, just stuck in the 90's. have you told her about the neon bras under sheer blouses trend yet? (because that one's ridiculous and pretty silly...) ]
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▹ isaac, no matter what anyone says, always wear a condom
▹ nothing wrong with taking it slow
▹ i'm sure derek would approve
▹ have you been tested for anything
[ and not yet she's still waiting to tell her the horror of crop tops ]
text; DYING RIGHT NOW
2. I HATE YOU.
3. why would you even mention derek when you're talking about sex, that's way too creepy even for us
4. YOU'RE THE NON-VIRGIN, YOU GET TESTED.
[ you are an awful person. ]
text; SHE IS JUST CONCERNED!!!
and you shut up i don't need to be tested for anything
[ the perks of also being a virgin BUT WHATEVER NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT ]
i'm serious i bet herpes can like mutate in space. better safe than sorry
text; HE IS VERY WORRIED FOR YOU TOO
i know your secret
[ he's mostly kidding but man boyd is being such a real gentleman, huh??? ]
and how would that even survive the warp speed thing?
text; UH HUH
you know nothing isaac snow
[ NO BUT REALLY she's going to pry you for what ~secrets~ you seem to know k ]
text; QUIETLY CRYING
wow he's just realizing this now, but. ]
you're evil for bringing up my english grades :(
also did you finish all the books because i am having a revelation right now
text; yOUR TEARS ONLY FUEL ME
didn't read the last one. tell me anyways.
text; ENJOY MY TEARS OF BLOOD also PRIVATE AS ALL HALE
or alayne stone idk i didn't read after the first, jfc you'd think the direwolves would've been a tip-off.
erica she was amazing
[ yeah no still nursing that crush forever ]
as private as jon snow is pouty
but isaac we have to talk about something dude ]
you realize she was probably still married right
i mean whatever floats your boat
he is very pouty indeed!
what since when??? to joffrey? that guy's an asshole :(!
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spoilers, oops?
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this is making me so sad, erica
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there will be other medieval girls
or at least ones willing to dress up like that for you in bed or whatever gets you going
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remember those days
what happened to that
and alayne was really cool, okay :(
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not like we can go back to doing the other thing we did best
i mean getting attacked in clubs wasn't really all that fun anyways :/
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and that gd black fairy dust circle, i mean what the shit was that
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that stuff made me feel sick.
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i'd bet real money it was magically sealed or something
he knows a lot of magic for a vet
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is that what we're going with? i mean, i wouldn't be surprised AT ALL.
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i mean you don't have to be one and not be the other
idk man but his spice rack is the weirdest thing, you should've seen it :(!
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but yeah, i guess he could be both. pretty good one if no one ever suspects him too.
...i wonder what other stuff he's got on there.
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we could take pain away from other people
or maybe other animals at least
he has a legit spice rack in his office too, like actual salt and pepper
he's weird idk
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eats it
the weird ash stuff i mean
like maybe he that's why he's calm around us he's already ahead of the game
[ THINGS THAT HAPPEN WHEN YOU MENTION SPICE RACK ]
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