( 12 ) anon text ♧ so glad we've almost made it so sad they had to fade

[became]

( ooc | same rules as the first go-round; this takes place at O'DARK THIRTY after everything goes down icly on the 12th. i'll do the same i did last time, spread out the comments so it's not 'be here now or suck it', however all the bulletins will go up icly in a cluster.

neal isn't watching the post and in fact has no idea he made it, due to the anon function no ic tracing can be done; but it's not like he didn't do this already, so the people who know his work don't need to icly beat around the bush to spare MYSTERY etc.

other than that, have fun and remember: smiley is our friend.

...right? )

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text; /pats head

[emerges]

sometimes you make it too easy

[ twilight first always. and buffy is her fashion challenged friend shhh let's keep that one intact ]

text; /pats head

[abrahamic]

there's no such thing as easy people, just persistent people
except that's a compliment, hang on

[ she's not fashion-challenged, just stuck in the 90's. have you told her about the neon bras under sheer blouses trend yet? (because that one's ridiculous and pretty silly...) ]

text;

[emerges]

are you saying you're easy

▹ isaac, no matter what anyone says, always wear a condom

▹ nothing wrong with taking it slow

▹ i'm sure derek would approve

▹ have you been tested for anything

[ and not yet she's still waiting to tell her the horror of crop tops ]

text; DYING RIGHT NOW

[abrahamic]

1. SHUT UP.
2. I HATE YOU.
3. why would you even mention derek when you're talking about sex, that's way too creepy even for us
4. YOU'RE THE NON-VIRGIN, YOU GET TESTED.

[ you are an awful person. ]

text; SHE IS JUST CONCERNED!!!

[emerges]

it's called looking out for you

and you shut up i don't need to be tested for anything

[ the perks of also being a virgin BUT WHATEVER NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT ]

i'm serious i bet herpes can like mutate in space. better safe than sorry

text; HE IS VERY WORRIED FOR YOU TOO

[abrahamic]

dude did you listen during biology, we're probably sterile by now because we're in space

i know your secret

[ he's mostly kidding but man boyd is being such a real gentleman, huh??? ]

and how would that even survive the warp speed thing?

text; UH HUH

[emerges]

bio was my english, okay? we all suck at something and pay very little attention during it

you know nothing isaac snow

[ NO BUT REALLY she's going to pry you for what ~secrets~ you seem to know k ]

text; QUIETLY CRYING

[abrahamic]

[ isaac snow, what does that e--






wow he's just realizing this now, but. ]

you're evil for bringing up my english grades :(

also did you finish all the books because i am having a revelation right now

text; yOUR TEARS ONLY FUEL ME

[emerges]

it's not like you have to worry about a report card here, relax.

didn't read the last one. tell me anyways.

text; ENJOY MY TEARS OF BLOOD also PRIVATE AS ALL HALE

[abrahamic]

so unless there's another redheaded daughter with a thousand bros who isn't a tully i think i met sansa stark?
or alayne stone idk i didn't read after the first, jfc you'd think the direwolves would've been a tip-off.
erica she was amazing


[ yeah no still nursing that crush forever ]

as private as jon snow is pouty

[emerges]

[ WOW that is actually really kind of cool and yeah with all the other pop culture on board, it was only a matter of time right. color her impressed

but isaac we have to talk about something dude ]

you realize she was probably still married right

i mean whatever floats your boat

he is very pouty indeed!

[abrahamic]

[ ...he had no idea about that, he only knows about the creepy not-dad and the giant wolves, it's not like he made it to the second book or anything! ]

what since when??? to joffrey? that guy's an asshole :(!

[emerges]

uh

spoilers, oops?

[abrahamic]

they're medieval-engaged, i can accept my lot in life
this is making me so sad, erica

[emerges]

dude man up
there will be other medieval girls

or at least ones willing to dress up like that for you in bed or whatever gets you going

[abrahamic]

man remember when we had conversations that didn't involve where our genitals were gonna go
remember those days
what happened to that

and alayne was really cool, okay :(

[emerges]

yeah but we're like fish out of water
not like we can go back to doing the other thing we did best
i mean getting attacked in clubs wasn't really all that fun anyways :/

[abrahamic]

the fact that we can't be ironic hipsters in space is a depressing thought, stop reminding me
and that gd black fairy dust circle, i mean what the shit was that

[emerges]

weren't you there with dr. i'm just a vet
that stuff made me feel sick.

[abrahamic]

i was, but it was in a sealed bottle and stuff
i'd bet real money it was magically sealed or something
he knows a lot of magic for a vet

[emerges]

are we calling him a witch doctor now

is that what we're going with? i mean, i wouldn't be surprised AT ALL.

[abrahamic]

vets can be witches too, right?
i mean you don't have to be one and not be the other
idk man but his spice rack is the weirdest thing, you should've seen it :(!

[emerges]

i don't know. i haven't read the dummys guide for this kind of stuff.
but yeah, i guess he could be both. pretty good one if no one ever suspects him too.


...i wonder what other stuff he's got on there.

[abrahamic]

he taught me about the pain transference thing, did you know about that one yet?
we could take pain away from other people
or maybe other animals at least
he has a legit spice rack in his office too, like actual salt and pepper
he's weird idk

[emerges]

....do you think he like
eats it

the weird ash stuff i mean
like maybe he that's why he's calm around us he's already ahead of the game

[ THINGS THAT HAPPEN WHEN YOU MENTION SPICE RACK ]