( 11 ) text + video ♧ adrenaline moving through my veins spotlight on me and i'm ready to break

[became]

"The cure for boredom is curiosity.
There is no cure for curiosity."

[ neal's not quite back to his fighting weight, but he looks a whole lot better (and a whole lot less crazy, natch) than his last network outing.

he's also fussing with the cuffs on his devore, because you never go to battle without your best armor, right?

metaphorical, of course. ]

Wise words from a wise lady. [ and now with a slowy flip, he sets a fedora on his head and gives the camera a smile that's lovely lovely lovely and just a bit barbed. ] Résumé seemed apt, too, but a little dark given the occasion.

So, how was the month off, Tranquility? --and welcome to the new additions, of course. Watch out for Kardashians.

[ neal stop telling the ren faire kardashians are a horrible demon from your world, son, it's not as funny as you think.

also: one more hat flip because he can and we're out, tq. welcome back to the airwaves. ]

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[sexting]

I do have shoes too, you realise

» text SHAZ PLEASE BREAK HIM no one's said cam's name yet

[became]

I'm absolutely thrilled for you. And?

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[sexting]

ohh my country for an audience that I could wink knowingly at

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Like you won't do it anyway.

I liked you better with the other shoes.

[ GO AWAY CAM LEAVE HIM TO NOT PUTTING IT TOGETHER BEFORE NOW EMBARRASSMENT ]

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[sexting]

Like you wouldn't too. A good piece of dramatic irony is hard to come by around here

Look, she and I are cut from the same cloth. Dimensional mirrors, alternate couplets. One and the same, given a few biological differences. Does that help?

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She was much nicer to me.

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[sexting]

Oh dear. Feeling victimised, are we

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Absolutely.

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[sexting]

I doubt she was nicer. More tolerant, maybe, thanks to the company of others

[ ie. helmed by Oxford ]

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She liked my suit-- I think she might have hit me over the head with something heavy and stolen it, if she felt like it.

[ neal you have issues ]

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[sexting]

You know, I'm not sure that I've properly seen your suit

(it rather says something about you that possible bodily harm and theft equates to 'nice' doesn't it)

» text I CAN HEAR COLORS it is very late hi shaz

[became]

Don't even think about it.

(As a friend of mine likes to complain every so often-- I keep interesting company.)

Re: » text oh god GO TO BED DARLING don't break yourself!

[sexting]

I'm already thinking about it. In great detail. Who's your tailor

» text I AM P SURE IN AN HOUR I WILL UNDERSTAND ALL THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE

[became]

Sy Devore, and I feel I should warn you I own a gun.

» text STAR DUST WE'RE ALL STAR DUST go to bed!!!

[sexting]

You lying little fuck

» text EVERYTHING IS ILLUMINATED

[became]

I swear on Sy himself, the Devore's an original. A friend of mine gave it to me, and Sy gave it to her husband back in the day.

--actually Byron won it off him, but you get the picture. Additionally: I will shoot you. In the leg, as long as you don't actually manage to get near my closet.

[ NOT THE DEVORE OKAY it's special ]

» text DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND SHOVE YOU IN TO BED MYSELF

[sexting]

No, this is simply bullshit. You're refusing to allow me to see it because you know I'd be able to call it out as a fake on the spot

[ come on work with him here, caffrey ]

» video OKAY I AM GOING also 1/2

[became]

[ have a pan of ...well neal himself since he's wearing the suit.

it's nice lbr. ]

» text SLEEP NOW ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[became]

Is that enough or should I turn around a few times, as well?

» text GOOD EFFORT

[sexting]

I think I need to test the weight of the fabric. It simplay cannot be done over the network

Got to be thorough, you understand

» text I EVENTUALLY SLEPT

[became]

If you think I'm letting you get hands on my Devore, you're crazier than-- well.

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[tarheel]

that took you a lot longer than i thought it would, tbh.

[ YEAH NO THANKS TO YOU, CHAPEL. ]

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[became]

Because you were so very helpful?

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[tarheel]

what made you think i was here to help? i just thought this was hilarious.

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[became]

It's much funnier when I do it.

[ shut up neal ]