( 11 ) text + video ♧ adrenaline moving through my veins spotlight on me and i'm ready to break

[became]

"The cure for boredom is curiosity.
There is no cure for curiosity."

[ neal's not quite back to his fighting weight, but he looks a whole lot better (and a whole lot less crazy, natch) than his last network outing.

he's also fussing with the cuffs on his devore, because you never go to battle without your best armor, right?

metaphorical, of course. ]

Wise words from a wise lady. [ and now with a slowy flip, he sets a fedora on his head and gives the camera a smile that's lovely lovely lovely and just a bit barbed. ] Résumé seemed apt, too, but a little dark given the occasion.

So, how was the month off, Tranquility? --and welcome to the new additions, of course. Watch out for Kardashians.

[ neal stop telling the ren faire kardashians are a horrible demon from your world, son, it's not as funny as you think.

also: one more hat flip because he can and we're out, tq. welcome back to the airwaves. ]

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» text I AM P SURE IN AN HOUR I WILL UNDERSTAND ALL THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE

[became]

Sy Devore, and I feel I should warn you I own a gun.

» text STAR DUST WE'RE ALL STAR DUST go to bed!!!

[sexting]

You lying little fuck

» text EVERYTHING IS ILLUMINATED

[became]

I swear on Sy himself, the Devore's an original. A friend of mine gave it to me, and Sy gave it to her husband back in the day.

--actually Byron won it off him, but you get the picture. Additionally: I will shoot you. In the leg, as long as you don't actually manage to get near my closet.

[ NOT THE DEVORE OKAY it's special ]

» text DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND SHOVE YOU IN TO BED MYSELF

[sexting]

No, this is simply bullshit. You're refusing to allow me to see it because you know I'd be able to call it out as a fake on the spot

[ come on work with him here, caffrey ]

» video OKAY I AM GOING also 1/2

[became]

[ have a pan of ...well neal himself since he's wearing the suit.

it's nice lbr. ]

» text SLEEP NOW ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[became]

Is that enough or should I turn around a few times, as well?

» text GOOD EFFORT

[sexting]

I think I need to test the weight of the fabric. It simplay cannot be done over the network

Got to be thorough, you understand

» text I EVENTUALLY SLEPT

[became]

If you think I'm letting you get hands on my Devore, you're crazier than-- well.

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[sexting]

Then for all I know it might be an (admittedly rather well put together) fake

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[became]

I would give it to Stark first.

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[sexting]

[ Wow that physically hurt ]

I'll find a way sooner or later, Caffrey. You may as well show it to me yourself

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[became]

:)

[ CAFFREY OUT BITCHES ]