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♓ ＶＩＤＥＯ＋ＴＥＸＴ。
[ the scene seems innocent enough. feferi is sitting on the floor of the ship, holding a jar of live bees in one hand, and there is a cuttlefish in a bowl between her knees. she is apparently recording on purpose, because she takes a moment to wink at her viewers before she turns and speaks to the jar of bees in her "empress voice". ]
Finally, my many sweeps of culling have come to fruition! On the 8th bilunar perigree of the 3rd dark season's equinox, I - Feferi Peixes, the Empress of Alternia - have officially deemed you worthy of re-entering Alternian society. Go forth, my loyal subjects, and become productive members of our most esteemed race!
[ she takes the lid off the jar. the bees are kind of sick of being shaken around, so a few of them fly out immediately, and the others follow. after a long moment of proudly holding the jar in the air, feferi's smile freezes. ]
... Uh.
[ she carefully puts the jar down, reaches over and turns off the device. a few minutes later, a text post shows up. ]
)(---EY! Does anyone on t)(is boat know anyt)(ing about bees?????
It's not a big deal, but we mig)(t )(ave a bit of a B-E-E SITUATION )(ere!!! 38O
Finally, my many sweeps of culling have come to fruition! On the 8th bilunar perigree of the 3rd dark season's equinox, I - Feferi Peixes, the Empress of Alternia - have officially deemed you worthy of re-entering Alternian society. Go forth, my loyal subjects, and become productive members of our most esteemed race!
[ she takes the lid off the jar. the bees are kind of sick of being shaken around, so a few of them fly out immediately, and the others follow. after a long moment of proudly holding the jar in the air, feferi's smile freezes. ]
... Uh.
[ she carefully puts the jar down, reaches over and turns off the device. a few minutes later, a text post shows up. ]
)(---EY! Does anyone on t)(is boat know anyt)(ing about bees?????
It's not a big deal, but we mig)(t )(ave a bit of a B-E-E SITUATION )(ere!!! 38O
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T)(e kind of bee situation w)(ere t)(ere are a lot of bees loose on t)(e s)(ip!!
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what floor?
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T)(ey are also not very )(appy bees.
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I'm not sure w)(ere t)(ey'll go after t)(ey realise t)(at t)(ey can't leave t)(is floor, t)(oug)(.
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no idea how well it would work but we should get them out of the places where people live at least
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T)(is would be muc)( easier if my boyfriend were )(ere. 38\
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what, is he a bee whisperer?
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how stupid can you be like
did you not think that out beshore you decided to fuck with the B-E-E-E-----ES
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It's kind of late to be saying t)(at! T)(ey are already LONG gone.
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It was a spur of t)(e moment decision. 38\
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But don't worry! I'm sure t)(at everyt)(ing will be taken care of very s)(ortly.
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What is up with the )(
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where are they right now
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But t)(ey're in t)(e 007 )(allway. 38(
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ok is anyone taking care of it or should i come spriting in
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[and he switches to text]
look i can type like an idiot too hsous87679sbghskks00-a8w8hn fffffffffffffff
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Wait. Weren't those bees? What did you do?
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T)(is is a typing quirk, it's not like I'm mas)(ing t)(e keyboard like a moron!
Obviously, I accidentally released them!!!!! DU)(.
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Dude, I'm not a moron. You just can't type!
Why would you release bees, you idiot?
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it had to be bees
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I )(appen to like bees very muc)(, t)(ank you!!!
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I )(ave locked t)(em out, but t)(ey were assuredly not disappearing w)(en I saw t)(em!
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As it stands... have you tried speaking with them? Do you speak "bee"?
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W)(at t)(e )(eck gave you T)(AT idea?
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