fronds: (he touched the butt.)
FEFERI PEIXES. ([personal profile] fronds) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-11-25 04:06 pm

♓ VIDEO+TEXT。

[ the scene seems innocent enough. feferi is sitting on the floor of the ship, holding a jar of live bees in one hand, and there is a cuttlefish in a bowl between her knees. she is apparently recording on purpose, because she takes a moment to wink at her viewers before she turns and speaks to the jar of bees in her "empress voice". ]

Finally, my many sweeps of culling have come to fruition! On the 8th bilunar perigree of the 3rd dark season's equinox, I - Feferi Peixes, the Empress of Alternia - have officially deemed you worthy of re-entering Alternian society. Go forth, my loyal subjects, and become productive members of our most esteemed race!

[ she takes the lid off the jar. the bees are kind of sick of being shaken around, so a few of them fly out immediately, and the others follow. after a long moment of proudly holding the jar in the air, feferi's smile freezes. ]

... Uh.

[ she carefully puts the jar down, reaches over and turns off the device. a few minutes later, a text post shows up. ]

)(---EY! Does anyone on t)(is boat know anyt)(ing about bees?????
It's not a big deal, but we mig)(t )(ave a bit of a B-E-E SITUATION )(ere!!! 38O
tumbleweeds: (☁ search)

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[personal profile] tumbleweeds 2012-11-25 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
what kind of bee situation
tyrians: kinam. (pic#4886241)

[personal profile] tyrians 2012-11-25 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
haha oh my cod
jurisimpudent: (stressed)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-11-25 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Keep them confined to that current room. The worst thing that could happen would be that they'd sting someone with an allergy; that must be prevented at all costs. Close the door if it is not closed.
idkmybffbloodwing: (If you say so)

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[personal profile] idkmybffbloodwing 2012-11-25 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Would have been smarter to release them in the gardens. Just a thought.
thefuckinhalf: (trying to relax)

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[personal profile] thefuckinhalf 2012-11-25 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you just release a bunch of fucking bees on the ship?
realslimstrider: (Yo.)

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[personal profile] realslimstrider 2012-11-26 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
ok aside from the fact that was a weird thing to do
where are they right now
willpunchfaces: <user name=cafune> (pic#4510510)

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[personal profile] willpunchfaces 2012-11-26 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
What the heck is wrong with you people.

[and he switches to text]

look i can type like an idiot too hsous87679sbghskks00-a8w8hn fffffffffffffff

[and a moment later-]

Wait. Weren't those bees? What did you do?
uncodlyawwesome: (i use it on behalf a the miserable)

[personal profile] uncodlyawwesome 2012-11-27 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
of all a the fuckin things
it had to be bees
meddler: (Ground control to Angel Bob.)

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[personal profile] meddler 2012-11-27 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Are they disappearing?
fraud: (pic#5077710)

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[personal profile] fraud 2012-11-28 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
did you just kill a bunch of bees