( 05 ) video ✵ you got no time to lose you are young men you must be living go now you are forgiven

[stacked]

[ faith is smoking slowly when she turns on the feed, clearly lingering over the last of her stash in a way she really should have implemented sooner.

she has a veritable arsenal out and unloaded, covering a lot of the bits of her room that can be seen-- weapons cleaning is a totally sane hobby, why is everyone nervous when they try and sit down in here-- and she has a gun clearly unloaded and half taken apart in her hands, gleaming already but apparently not good enough.

her mask is chilling out in the back of her closet, but that's nobody's business but her own. ]

So, here's my thing. And I'm not talking for SEC here, so don't give me shit duty again, all right boss? Just thinking out loud is all.

[ she loves you, tyke. ]

So, what. We got-- hell and darkness out there? Yeah, and? I've done hell and darkness, it's pretty freaking routine for me.

Why are we letting jackasses like Caffrey and Stark head out alone and come back all fucked up and useless?

[ wait for it. ]

No offense, or anything.

Look-- back home, this is where we start talking about mounting up and heading out to take a little tour ourselves, is all I'm saying.

[ pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease oh please won't someone give her permission to troll the creepy space doom, oh oh oh pick her! ]

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[king]

I don't beg.

[ ever. he enunciates each word deliberately. it's not as though he's never run across battle-capable women before, but the idea that she could take him down, let alone in such a sort expanse of time, is laughable. except he's not laughing. to be honest, he's a bit insulted. ]

Holodeck. Name the time.

[ super well. ]

[stacked]

I'd make you.

[ she bites off the words in a mockery of his tone, some of wes' accent creeping in on purpose because she's awful and needs to go away. ]

I'm all booked up on actual challenges-- tell you what. You wanna get beat down, gimme a call. I'll see if I got the time.

[ goading people? faith lehane? neeeeeeeeeeeever. ]

[king]

[ deep breaths. calm blue ocean. etc. ]

[ no just kidding arthur has pretty severe anger management issues. ]

I hardly think I'm like to be beaten by a woman.

[ ignoring the fact that it's happened before. morgause was a sorceress, she probably cheated. ]

But neither will I attack one unduly. I s'pose if you don't have time to be put in your place, it's for the best. Young ladies shouldn't play with swords.

[stacked]

[ oh arthur why

arthur no

arthur stop ]

So if you think I can't beat you, what's the 'my dick's bigger' about? Sounds to me like you're chicken.

[ and she even makes a few bawking sounds.

BECAUSE SHARED EMOTIONAL MATURITY is not a thing that is happening here tbqh ]

[king]

Are you calling me a coward?

[ oh no. no no no. we can't have that. ]

[ also, he feels he should point out that his dick likely is bigger, but he can't bring himself to be that crude, even if she bloody well started it. ]

You've got a lot of nerve.

[stacked]

I'm calling you a pussy.

[ oh

my

god ]

But yeah, coward works too. Or chicken.

[ her dick is a: imaginary and b: still bigger. so sayeth the lehane. ]

What can I say? I call 'em like I see 'em.

[king]

I don't think I can be both a cat and a chicken.

[ no arthur no. ]

[stacked]

Who said anything about cats?

[ this is gonna be amazing. ]

[king]

You called me a pussy.

[stacked]

Yeah, s-- dude. Dude, no.

[ pussy cat she's not laughing with you, arthur, she's laughing at you. ]

You might not get it anyway, just sayin'.

[ dear arthur you are a virgin who can't drive love faith ]

[king]

What is there to get?

[stacked]

Oh, man, this is too good. You really got no idea?

[ yes, mocking is a good choice here indeed! well reasoned. ]

[king]

[ it's insulting, he's insulted, but at the same time he's getting so used to just having no idea about everything that he's mostly exasperated. ]

Not unless you tell me.

[stacked]

Think about what you got between your legs, sunshine. Then think about what chicks have.

[ connect the dots, arthur. ]

[king]

I beg your pardon?

[ but he gets there. and then. somewhat tactfully. ]

Ah.

[ and then he catches up and scowls. ]

I don't really think that kind of language is necessary!

[ you are the strangest woman ever. ]

[stacked]

Could've gone right for cunt.

[ that doesn't make it better oh my god. ]

[king]

[ he is literally just disconnecting and walking away from this conversation because OH MY GOD THAT IS NOT OKAY. ]