( 05 ) video ✵ you got no time to lose you are young men you must be living go now you are forgiven

[stacked]

[ faith is smoking slowly when she turns on the feed, clearly lingering over the last of her stash in a way she really should have implemented sooner.

she has a veritable arsenal out and unloaded, covering a lot of the bits of her room that can be seen-- weapons cleaning is a totally sane hobby, why is everyone nervous when they try and sit down in here-- and she has a gun clearly unloaded and half taken apart in her hands, gleaming already but apparently not good enough.

her mask is chilling out in the back of her closet, but that's nobody's business but her own. ]

So, here's my thing. And I'm not talking for SEC here, so don't give me shit duty again, all right boss? Just thinking out loud is all.

[ she loves you, tyke. ]

So, what. We got-- hell and darkness out there? Yeah, and? I've done hell and darkness, it's pretty freaking routine for me.

Why are we letting jackasses like Caffrey and Stark head out alone and come back all fucked up and useless?

[ wait for it. ]

No offense, or anything.

Look-- back home, this is where we start talking about mounting up and heading out to take a little tour ourselves, is all I'm saying.

[ pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease oh please won't someone give her permission to troll the creepy space doom, oh oh oh pick her! ]

Comments

[andblockbuster]

Only because I don't make it a habit of taking creepy field trips.

...Except that one time, but I learned my lesson and, in my defense, I didn't come back speaking in code.

[stacked]

Dude, at the big people table we call it recon. Just saying.

[ bullshit faith. ]

[andblockbuster]

I know what recon is. [I HAVE PROGRAMMED SOLDIERS.] You come back from a bad recon, you're a little traumatized and kinda shaken up. You don't come back acting like you saw into the void, and it saw into you.

[stacked]

Caffrey's a pussy.

[ /kanyeshrug. ]

[andblockbuster]

And Tony lost an eye.

[stacked]

So there's something to fight. Proving my point for me, Tweak.

[andblockbuster]

Oh my God, I can't believe this. Okay. Fine. Run off into the darkness and fight the good fight, but when everyone comes back with limbs missing, I'm gonna be the guy in medbay yelling "CALLED IT" from the back corner.

[stacked]

...who said anything about the good fight? B's here now, Slayer Number One can be all kinds of righteous and I can get back to what I do best.

[ wow but no homo issues or anything right faith?

also dare you to ask her what those are, topher. ]

[andblockbuster]

Which is what? [You're confusing him, Faith. LIKE ALWAYS.]

[stacked]

The three f's.

Feeding, fighting, and... wouldn't wanna burn those virgin ears off, I'll let you figure the last one out.

[ dude you are NOT ACTUALLY A SPACE MARINE calm your tits. ]

[andblockbuster]

If you're doing two of those things out there in the middle of the creepy ship, there's probably more things wrong with you than I thought.

[SURPRISE.

He can be a smartass.]

[stacked]

Check it out, nerd's got some teeth. Decent of you. Kinda lame, but gold star.

...and I don't judge whatever freaky shit you get into, but I only like to mix up the last two.

[ no... no faith that is messed up.

sex with food: kinky fun!

i punched your face WHOOPS NOW WE'RE BONING: baaaaaaaaaaaad. very bad.

i am so so sorry for this meta tag. ]

[andblockbuster]

I don't claim to be an expert, but those are probably the two that shouldn't be mixed... Unless you're secretly a dominatrix.

.... You're not, are you?

[I PROGRAM A LOT OF SEX ENGAGEMENTS.

Also he's seen Echo in dominatrix outfits, which by proxy means he's seen Faith in dominatrix outfits and WHY did he think of that.]

[stacked]

Why, you looking for a little rough stuff?

[ o

dear ]

[andblockbuster]

[SCREAMING INTERNALLY.]

Not. Really.

[REMAIN CALM. SHE CAN SMELL AWKWARD.]

[stacked]

Not really's not no, tweak.

[ flee, tiny bunny topher. flee from her giant teeth of trolling. ]