( 05 ) video ✵ you got no time to lose you are young men you must be living go now you are forgiven

[stacked]

[ faith is smoking slowly when she turns on the feed, clearly lingering over the last of her stash in a way she really should have implemented sooner.

she has a veritable arsenal out and unloaded, covering a lot of the bits of her room that can be seen-- weapons cleaning is a totally sane hobby, why is everyone nervous when they try and sit down in here-- and she has a gun clearly unloaded and half taken apart in her hands, gleaming already but apparently not good enough.

her mask is chilling out in the back of her closet, but that's nobody's business but her own. ]

So, here's my thing. And I'm not talking for SEC here, so don't give me shit duty again, all right boss? Just thinking out loud is all.

[ she loves you, tyke. ]

So, what. We got-- hell and darkness out there? Yeah, and? I've done hell and darkness, it's pretty freaking routine for me.

Why are we letting jackasses like Caffrey and Stark head out alone and come back all fucked up and useless?

[ wait for it. ]

No offense, or anything.

Look-- back home, this is where we start talking about mounting up and heading out to take a little tour ourselves, is all I'm saying.

[ pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease oh please won't someone give her permission to troll the creepy space doom, oh oh oh pick her! ]

Comments

Just marveling at how people wanna die of horrors.

[andblockbuster]

At least sane people who don't see guys coming back missing eyes and reciting creepy poetry and think, "Oh hey, I want that action."

Some people do it professionally.

[coffeeking]

There's no accounting for taste. Or for suicidal adrenaline junkies.

[andblockbuster]

And three more people wandering the halls for every two that come back weird leaves the whole ship blind and incomprehensible.

[coffeeking]

To be fair, it isn't as if half these people are comprehensible anyway. I'm not sure we'd be any worse off in that regard, but we'd be well on our way to starting a welfare state in space.

[coffeeking]

On the other hand, we may all eventually go mad no matter what.

[andblockbuster]

I'd say "thanks for that round of optimism," but I've pretty much been telling the newbies that the ship's probably gonna eat them, so maybe I shouldn't talk.

[coffeeking]

I commend you. I like it better when they're quietly terrified than when they're loudly proclaiming how we're all a bunch of lazy idiots and they're going to be our savior.

[andblockbuster]

Or the ones who think the little welcome rap sheet needs to be more cheerful.

[coffeeking]

Don't even get me started.

[andblockbuster]

I do kinda miss the bowtie.

[coffeeking]

It was oddly charming.