[video; open]

[51stcentury]

[Viewers are greeted by a charmingly dashing white smile, easy and confident without being cocky, shining blue eyes and the face of a 1950's matinee idol. He's dressed in his customary outfit of braces and greatcoat, his very presence commanding your attention]

Hey there, kids. So it's come to my attention that there are some of us a little more used to this whole traveling in space thing, am I right? I mean. There are some of us on here who have literally never even heard of the idea, which. Is charming, really it is. But that means that this whole Tranquility thing has gotta be more than a bit of a shock. So here's where I'm going to be taking a poll.

How many of you are familiar with travel in space? How many of you have heard of it, but never dreamed you'd do it yourself? How many of haven't even dreamed of traveling the stars?

I figure if we cover that much at least, we'll be able to determine how many of us need a bit more explanation than the fact that we seem to be on some sort of large passenger vessel traveling through some undetermined part of some unknown galaxy. Vague, I know, but I haven't exactly found a viewing screen yet, have you? That's where the rest of us come in. Maybe, with your help, we can figure this all out.

[He goes to reach forward to turn off the video feed, before a thought comes to him and he stops, a more mysterious look in his eyes as he does] I don't suppose that any of you are familiar with time travel...?

Comments

[lovesfaygo]

Oh.

[ A beat before the next text comes in again: ]

I ThOuGhT I WaS GoInG To bE An eXpErT AlL Up iN HeRe.

[peanutblooder]

[Tavros, having never seen Gamzee angry, has no idea what he may have started, and just babbles right back.]

yOUR EXPERTISE STANDS, pROBABLY, bECAUSE IT WAS STILL A METEOR,
wHICH ARE THINGS THAT EXIST IN SPACE,
aND IT WAS JUST THAT THE OUTER RIM WAS WEIRD,
jUST LIKE, bASICALLY, eVERYTHING THERE!

[lovesfaygo]

[ It's okay, Tavros. Gamzee still has his pie. It's his last one, though... ]
I UnDeRsToOd tHe mEtEoR A LoT MoRe tHaN I UnDeRsTaNd tHiS PlAcE.
ThErE'S So mAnY MoThErFuCkInG PeOpLe hErE, bRo.
It's lIkE
A CrAzY ZoO FuLl oF MiRaClEs.
HoNk.

[peanutblooder]

yEAH, tHERE ARE, dEFINITELY,
a LOT OF PEOPLE HERE,
aND MANY DIFFERENT KINDS!
aDULT HUMANS SURE ARE WEIRD,
}:/

[lovesfaygo]

AdUlT HuMaNs aRe mOtHeRfUcKiNg wEiRd, YoU'Re rIgHt. NoT OnE Of tHeM WaNtEd sOmE MoThErFuCkInG PiE, tAvRoS. wE ShOuLd jUsT EaT ThAt sHiT OuRsElVeS. hOnK. :0)

[peanutblooder]

oH, yOU HAVE YOUR PIES HERE?
tHAT'S GOOD,
iT'S PRETTY NICE, sOME OF THE STUFF THE SHIP BROUGHT WITH US,
i HAVE, fOR EXAMPLE, mY tINKERBULL PLUSH,
}:)
i WONDER IF WE CAN GET MORE SLIME HERE?
iT'D BE NICE TO SLEEP, aND, i GUESS, fOR YOU TO MAKE THE PIES,

[lovesfaygo]

YeAh, I WaNt tO GeT My mOtHeRfUcKiNg pIe oN, yOu kNoW WhAt i'm sAyInG?
AlL Of tHeSe fUcKiNg mIrAcLe pEoPlE On tHiS ShIp oF MoThErFuCkInG LoVe
AnD NoT OnE Of tHeM WaNtS To sHaRe mY PiE.
NoT EvEn eRiDaN.
YoU ShOuLd fInIsH ThE LaSt oNe wItH Me, BrOtHeR. hOnK. :0)

[peanutblooder]

tHANKS FOR THE OFFER, bRO,
bUT,,,i GUESS i'M KIND OF WORRIED ABOUT EATING THE PIE,
aND, uH, gETTING KINDA HIGH ON IT,
i KNOW YOU LIKE IT, sO i GUESS THAT i AM CURIOUS,
bUT tINKERBULL NEVER WANTED ME TO EAT THE SLIME,
hE'S GONE AND ALL i HAVE IS JUST THE PLUSH NOW,
bUT i FEEL LIKE i SHOULD STILL LISTEN TO HIM,
eVEN IF HE'S NOT REALLY HERE,
iF THAT MAKES SENSE?

Now with the right account!

[lovesfaygo]

HeY, i eAt pIe aLl tHe tImE AnD I TuRnEd oUt mOtHeRfUcKiN' gReAt.
HoNk. :0)

hello and goodbye again, Gerard Way <3

[peanutblooder]

hEH HEH, yEAH,,,
wELL, i GUESS i WOULD NOT MIND TO SHARE A THING WITH MY GOOD BRO,
jUST ONE TIME, iF YOU REALLY DON'T MIND IT,
i KNOW YOU WOULDN'T LEAD ME ASTRAY, gAMZEE,
aT LEAST, nOT TOO FAR, rIGHT?
}:o)

It's a Party Poison account XD

[lovesfaygo]

BrOtHeR, mY HaNd iS LiKe a mOtHeRfUcKiNg cOmPaSs aNd sHiT.
AlWaYs gOnNa pOiNt nOrTh tO A LaNd fUlL Of mIrAcLeS.
AnD MoThErFuCkInG FaYgO.
InStEaD Of aStRaY I'M GoInG To lEaD YoU To tHe mOtHeRfUcKiNg pRoMiSeD LaNd.
LiKe yOuR LeGs aNd sHiT
If tHeY WoRkEd.
So i'lL JuSt wHeEl yOu tO ThE MoThErFuCkInG MiRaClE WoRlD.
HoNk. :0)