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[pythianjudgment]

WOW 1SNT TH1S OR1G1N4L
1 4M ON 4 SP4C3 ST4T1ON
3V3RYBODY LOOK 4T M3
SOM3TH1NG SOM3TH1NG
T4K3 4 GOOD H4RD LOOK 4T TH3 MOTH3RFUCK1NG SP4C3 ST4T1ON

WHOOP WHOOP 1 4M NOW 4 COLOSS4L TOOL
M4Y 1 JOIN YOUR SP4C3 R4NKS?
1 FUCK1NG LOV3 SP4C3

NO S3R1OUSLY 1S TH3R3 4N 3X1T OFF TH1S TH1NG?
1V3 B33N H3R3 FOR 4LL OF F1V3 M1NUT3S 4ND 1 4M 4LR34DY DON3
K33P YOUR SOUV3N13R SH1RTS 1 DONT W4NT YOUR H4TS
TROLL MCGUYV3R M3 4 SP4C3 SU1T FROM 4 SNORK3L M4SK 4ND 4N 1NFL4T4BL3 BODYSU1T
4ND 1LL FLO4T MY W4Y B4CK TO R34L C1V1L1Z4T1ON
1M SO OUTT13

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[pythianjudgment]

Y3S BUT NOT 4BOUT TH1S >:/

1 4M 4 TROLL
WH1CH 1S K1ND OF L1K3 4N 4L13N
3XC3PT TO M3 YOU 4R3 TH3 4L13N
B3C4US3 TH4T 1S HOW OUT3R SP4C3 WORKS

TH1S 1S STUFF YOU SHOULD H4V3 L34RN3D 1N SCHOOLH1V3
D1D YOU 3V3N GO???

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[emerges]

[ wow wait. she didn't. but she did. IT'S ALWAYS THE ALIENS. so terezi gets a series of rapid texts again ]

▹ wait, for real?

▹ i mean i thought there were aliens around.

▹ i just didn't think they'd type all weird and be really touchy about their alien blood.