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[pythianjudgment]

WOW 1SNT TH1S OR1G1N4L
1 4M ON 4 SP4C3 ST4T1ON
3V3RYBODY LOOK 4T M3
SOM3TH1NG SOM3TH1NG
T4K3 4 GOOD H4RD LOOK 4T TH3 MOTH3RFUCK1NG SP4C3 ST4T1ON

WHOOP WHOOP 1 4M NOW 4 COLOSS4L TOOL
M4Y 1 JOIN YOUR SP4C3 R4NKS?
1 FUCK1NG LOV3 SP4C3

NO S3R1OUSLY 1S TH3R3 4N 3X1T OFF TH1S TH1NG?
1V3 B33N H3R3 FOR 4LL OF F1V3 M1NUT3S 4ND 1 4M 4LR34DY DON3
K33P YOUR SOUV3N13R SH1RTS 1 DONT W4NT YOUR H4TS
TROLL MCGUYV3R M3 4 SP4C3 SU1T FROM 4 SNORK3L M4SK 4ND 4N 1NFL4T4BL3 BODYSU1T
4ND 1LL FLO4T MY W4Y B4CK TO R34L C1V1L1Z4T1ON
1M SO OUTT13

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[pythianjudgment]

Z3RO ON3 TWO
TWO ONE S1X

1 W1LL 4DD 1T TO MY COLL3CT1ON OF NUMB3RS 4ND T4TTOOS
4ND CH3R1SH 1T 4LW4YS >:/

[realslimstrider]

that lets you into your new living space
far as pads go theyre not so bad
all of us striders are congregating in one of them

[pythianjudgment]

WH1CH ON3

TH1S 1S 1MPORT4NT 1NFORM4T1ON TH4T 1 M4Y N33D TO KNOW
1N 3V3NT OF 4 COOL SHORT4G3
L1K3 KNOW1NG WH3R3 TH3 3X1TS 4R3 1N 4 BURN1NG BU1LD1NG
OR BUNK3RS WH3N YOU 4R3 UND3R 1NT3RG4L4CT1C NUCL34R F1R3

[realslimstrider]

hahaha in the event of a lack of cool proceed at a leisurely pace
dont walk
dont run
just move on up to 012 » 200