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[pythianjudgment]

WOW 1SNT TH1S OR1G1N4L
1 4M ON 4 SP4C3 ST4T1ON
3V3RYBODY LOOK 4T M3
SOM3TH1NG SOM3TH1NG
T4K3 4 GOOD H4RD LOOK 4T TH3 MOTH3RFUCK1NG SP4C3 ST4T1ON

WHOOP WHOOP 1 4M NOW 4 COLOSS4L TOOL
M4Y 1 JOIN YOUR SP4C3 R4NKS?
1 FUCK1NG LOV3 SP4C3

NO S3R1OUSLY 1S TH3R3 4N 3X1T OFF TH1S TH1NG?
1V3 B33N H3R3 FOR 4LL OF F1V3 M1NUT3S 4ND 1 4M 4LR34DY DON3
K33P YOUR SOUV3N13R SH1RTS 1 DONT W4NT YOUR H4TS
TROLL MCGUYV3R M3 4 SP4C3 SU1T FROM 4 SNORK3L M4SK 4ND 4N 1NFL4T4BL3 BODYSU1T
4ND 1LL FLO4T MY W4Y B4CK TO R34L C1V1L1Z4T1ON
1M SO OUTT13

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[pythianjudgment]

DONT WORRY
1V3 S4V3D UP 3NOUGH HORR1F1C P41NFUL D34THS FOR FOUR L1F3T1M3S 4LR34DY >:]
GOT MY VOUCH3RS R1GHT H3R3 GOOD TO GO

4LSO TH3 OTH3R YOU 1S NON3 OF YOU BUS1N3SS
B3C4US3 H3 W4SNT YOU 4ND 1SNT GO1NG TO B3 YOU
4ND PR3TTY MUCH H4S NOTH1NG TO DO W1TH YOU 4T 4LL!

[uncodlyawwesome]

i dont wwant him to be any a my business i dont need to hear about other vversions a me wwanderin around bein complete an total wwastes a time so dont wworry im not gonna be askin about that shit because i dont need to think about it

yeah wwell i dont knoww wwhat univverse youre from but there arent any do ovvers here so dont think that youre gonna be able to just get a smooch on the lips an be up an wwalkin around the dream wworld like nothins wwrong
complete an total reset here ter once you die you die thats it no god tier no wwakin up no anythin like that at all
an it wwill be messy

[pythianjudgment]

TH3N WHY D1D YOU 4SK 1N TH3 F1RST PL4C3 DHURRRR

1 DOUBT 4NYTH1NG H3R3 COULD 3V3R B3 4S M3SSY 4S WH4T 1V3 4LR34DY WITN3SS3D
BUT GOOD TO KNOW!
4LSO YOUR3 T3RR1BL3 4T TH1S W3LCOM3 COMM1TT33 TH1NG
DONT QU1T YOUR SH1TTY W1Z4RD D4YJOB

[uncodlyawwesome]

the only thing i said about it wwas that i didnt wwant to deal wwith time shenanigans ok so thats all i meant by that

wwoww also fuck you im not gonna be a fluffbeast just because youre neww here im trustin you to be capable a handlin a bit a bad newws
or is that not somethin you wwere taught to do in your time shenanigans