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WOW 1SNT TH1S OR1G1N4L
1 4M ON 4 SP4C3 ST4T1ON
3V3RYBODY LOOK 4T M3
SOM3TH1NG SOM3TH1NG
T4K3 4 GOOD H4RD LOOK 4T TH3 MOTH3RFUCK1NG SP4C3 ST4T1ON

WHOOP WHOOP 1 4M NOW 4 COLOSS4L TOOL
M4Y 1 JOIN YOUR SP4C3 R4NKS?
1 FUCK1NG LOV3 SP4C3

NO S3R1OUSLY 1S TH3R3 4N 3X1T OFF TH1S TH1NG?
1V3 B33N H3R3 FOR 4LL OF F1V3 M1NUT3S 4ND 1 4M 4LR34DY DON3
K33P YOUR SOUV3N13R SH1RTS 1 DONT W4NT YOUR H4TS
TROLL MCGUYV3R M3 4 SP4C3 SU1T FROM 4 SNORK3L M4SK 4ND 4N 1NFL4T4BL3 BODYSU1T
4ND 1LL FLO4T MY W4Y B4CK TO R34L C1V1L1Z4T1ON
1M SO OUTT13

Comments

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B3C4US3 1 4M CL34RLY M3SS1NG W1TH YOU >:/

DO3SNT TH4T BOTH3R YOU 4T 4LL?

[culver]

Not really.

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TH4TS W31RD
4ND PR3TTY MUCH TH3 OPPOS1T3 OF FUN


1M T3R3Z1 FOR TH3 R3CORD
1N C4S3 YOU N33D TO KNOW WHO TO C4LL
FOR PROTIPS ON NOT B31NG 4 BOR3

[culver]

Sorry
Hello Terezi
Thank you for being honest

stop ruining her day, nill, gawd

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S111111GN
YOU 4R3 M4K1NG TH1S NO FUN >:[

B31NG NOT HON3ST 1S FOR LOS3RS 4ND CH34TS 4ND L14RS
4ND 1 4M NON3 OF THOS3
B3C4US3 LY1NG T4ST3S R34LLY B4D

omg she doesn't know what she's doing wrong!!

[culver]

Sorry again
How does it taste bad?

everything B(

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B3C4US3 1 C4N SM3LL 4ND T4ST3 L13S
TH3Y 4R3 4N 4CR1D ODOR TH4T CO4TS TH3 MOST 1NS1D1OUS OF D3C3PT1ONS
TH3R3FOR3 M4K1NG TH3M MYS3LF WOULD B3 R34LLY R34LLY STUP1D
4ND 1 H4T3 DO1NG 1T

4LSO NOBODY L1K3S 4 L14R


4LSO 4LSO
DO YOU 3V3R STOP 4POLOG1Z1NG >:?
TH4TS THR33 T1M3S NOW

rood

[culver]

That is pretty neat
Have you always been able to?

I did not realize
I will stop

no u

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NOT 4LW4YS
1T 1S 4 R3L4T1V3LY SORT4 N3W TH1NG
1F 4 F3W SW33PS 1S CONS1D3R3D R3L4T1V3
1 4M ST1LL G3TT1NG US3D TO 1T SOM3T1M3S

U

[culver]

How do you do it?

UUUUUUU

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BY SM3LL1NG?
4ND T4ST1NG???

1 DONT KNOW >:?
DO YOU W4NT TO 3XPL41N HOW YOU S33?

[culver]

I guess not
I meant how did you learn I guess

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OH

MY LUSUS T4UGHT M3
SH3 W4S 4 DR4GON

[culver]

A real dragon?

i have never used this icon so many times in a thread

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4S OPPOS3D TO WH4T >:?
4 NOT R34L DR4GON???

you're welcome

[culver]

Bran has told me stories about them
But they are just stories

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W3LL W3 4R3 NOT T4LK1NG 4BOUT STOR13S H3R3
W3 4R3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT MY LUSUS
WH1CH 1S TH3 HUM4N 3QU1V1L4NT OF 4 P4R3NT4L GU4RD14N
OR SO 1V3 B33N TOLD

HUM4NS H4V3 W31RD F4M1LY STRUCTUR3S
1N TH4T TH3Y H4V3 F4M1L13S 4T 4LL

[culver]

You were raised by a dragon?
I do not have a family.

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OH >:/
TH3N YOUR3 4N ORPH4N TOO?

SH3 W4S ST1LL 4N 3GG SO
1 H4D TO T4K3 C4R3 OF BOTH OF US
1T W4S MOR3 L1K3 4 S1BL1NG TH4N 4 P4R3NT 1 TH1NK

BUT SH3 COULD T4LK TO M3 1N MY H34D
1T W4S PR3TTY COOL

[culver]

Yes
That sounds neat
What was her name?

and saddest introduction conversation goes to nill... :c

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SH3 D1DNT H4V3 ON3

1 TH1NK 1 W4S SUPPOS3D TO N4M3 H3R
BUT SH3 D13D B3FOR3 1 GOT TH3 CH4NC3

oops

[culver]

That is sad
What would you have named her?

you're not sorry

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1 DONT KNOW
TH4T W4S 4 LONG T1M3 4GO


M4YB3 PYR4LSP1T3

TH4T W4S TH3 N4M3 OF 4 R34LLY 4M4Z1NG DR4GON
L1K3 4 DR4GON L3G3ND
1 W4NT3D H3R TO B3 TH4T GR34T TOO
BUT 1 DONT KNOW 1F 1TS OFF3NS1V3 FOR TWO DR4GONS TO H4V3 TH3 S4M3 N4M3

not one bit

[culver]

I do not know either
But I think that is a good name
You could ask Bran about dragon names he knows a lot

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WHO 1S BR4N >:?

4ND HOW DO3S H3 KNOW 4BOUT DR4GONS