TEXT || CITE 01 ALTERNIA CODE § 001

[pythianjudgment]

WOW 1SNT TH1S OR1G1N4L
1 4M ON 4 SP4C3 ST4T1ON
3V3RYBODY LOOK 4T M3
SOM3TH1NG SOM3TH1NG
T4K3 4 GOOD H4RD LOOK 4T TH3 MOTH3RFUCK1NG SP4C3 ST4T1ON

WHOOP WHOOP 1 4M NOW 4 COLOSS4L TOOL
M4Y 1 JOIN YOUR SP4C3 R4NKS?
1 FUCK1NG LOV3 SP4C3

NO S3R1OUSLY 1S TH3R3 4N 3X1T OFF TH1S TH1NG?
1V3 B33N H3R3 FOR 4LL OF F1V3 M1NUT3S 4ND 1 4M 4LR34DY DON3
K33P YOUR SOUV3N13R SH1RTS 1 DONT W4NT YOUR H4TS
TROLL MCGUYV3R M3 4 SP4C3 SU1T FROM 4 SNORK3L M4SK 4ND 4N 1NFL4T4BL3 BODYSU1T
4ND 1LL FLO4T MY W4Y B4CK TO R34L C1V1L1Z4T1ON
1M SO OUTT13

Comments

[pythianjudgment]

NOP3!
TH4T 1S CL4SS1F13D 1NFORM4T1ON
STR1CTLY 4 N33D TO KNOW B4S1S
YOU UND3RST4ND >:]

[realslimstrider]

wow fine
ill keep all my spritely wisdom to myself then
lock that shit up tight
throw away the key because that isnt needed anymore

[pythianjudgment]

4W >:[
D1D 1 RUFFL3 YOUR F34TH3RS?

W3LL TOO B4D
1 W1LL B34R TH3 BRUNT OF YOUR D1SM4Y
1F 1T M34NS NOT G1V1NG POSS1BL3 34V3SDROPP3RS 4NY 1D34S >:]

[realslimstrider]

you could always just say
hey id rather tell you this stuff in person
why would anyone get any ideas here
were just talking about how shitty these kidnapped in space things are

[pythianjudgment]

OR M4YB3 1 WOULD R4TH3R NOT T3LL 1T 4T 4LL >:]

[realslimstrider]

ok
but that file lists all the things that have happened here
just so you know

[pythianjudgment]

1 W1LL M4K3 SUR3 TO GR4C3 3V3RY 1NFORM4T1V3 P1X3L
W1TH TH3 SOFT C4R3SS OF MY TONGU3

[realslimstrider]

nice to see youre the same as ever
so what number are you stuck with
should be on your arm at the shoulder if you havent found it yet

[pythianjudgment]

Z3RO ON3 TWO
TWO ONE S1X

1 W1LL 4DD 1T TO MY COLL3CT1ON OF NUMB3RS 4ND T4TTOOS
4ND CH3R1SH 1T 4LW4YS >:/

[realslimstrider]

that lets you into your new living space
far as pads go theyre not so bad
all of us striders are congregating in one of them

[pythianjudgment]

WH1CH ON3

TH1S 1S 1MPORT4NT 1NFORM4T1ON TH4T 1 M4Y N33D TO KNOW
1N 3V3NT OF 4 COOL SHORT4G3
L1K3 KNOW1NG WH3R3 TH3 3X1TS 4R3 1N 4 BURN1NG BU1LD1NG
OR BUNK3RS WH3N YOU 4R3 UND3R 1NT3RG4L4CT1C NUCL34R F1R3

[realslimstrider]

hahaha in the event of a lack of cool proceed at a leisurely pace
dont walk
dont run
just move on up to 012 » 200