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[pythianjudgment]

WOW 1SNT TH1S OR1G1N4L
1 4M ON 4 SP4C3 ST4T1ON
3V3RYBODY LOOK 4T M3
SOM3TH1NG SOM3TH1NG
T4K3 4 GOOD H4RD LOOK 4T TH3 MOTH3RFUCK1NG SP4C3 ST4T1ON

WHOOP WHOOP 1 4M NOW 4 COLOSS4L TOOL
M4Y 1 JOIN YOUR SP4C3 R4NKS?
1 FUCK1NG LOV3 SP4C3

NO S3R1OUSLY 1S TH3R3 4N 3X1T OFF TH1S TH1NG?
1V3 B33N H3R3 FOR 4LL OF F1V3 M1NUT3S 4ND 1 4M 4LR34DY DON3
K33P YOUR SOUV3N13R SH1RTS 1 DONT W4NT YOUR H4TS
TROLL MCGUYV3R M3 4 SP4C3 SU1T FROM 4 SNORK3L M4SK 4ND 4N 1NFL4T4BL3 BODYSU1T
4ND 1LL FLO4T MY W4Y B4CK TO R34L C1V1L1Z4T1ON
1M SO OUTT13

Comments

[culver]

[linefaces slightly, wings flicking behind her. but it's okay she understands how people can be cranky first thing after a jump! and she can pretty much piece together what this mystery person is saying, since she's spent enough time on the ship to fill in the blanks left by the number replacements.]

I am Nill
Who are you?

[casually fixing her question mark spacing even though it isn't really something she does on purpose]

[pythianjudgment]

4N 1NT3RG4L4CT1C B31NG OF 1NTR1GU3 >8]

[culver]

[SHE IS 99% SURE THAT IS A REAL NAME
BUT SHE HAS NO WAY TO VERIFY THIS]

Where are you from?

[pythianjudgment]

[Nill, you make this too easy.]

OUT3R SP4C3

[culver]

[it's a goddamn gift]

Okay
Anyway no
There is no exit
Sorry

[pythianjudgment]

H3H3H3 WOW

YOUR3 R34LLY GO1NG TO W4LK 4W4Y W1TH THOS3 4NSW3RS?

[culver]

Why would I try to make you tell me the truth if you do not want to?

[pythianjudgment]

B3C4US3 1 4M CL34RLY M3SS1NG W1TH YOU >:/

DO3SNT TH4T BOTH3R YOU 4T 4LL?

[culver]

Not really.

[pythianjudgment]

TH4TS W31RD
4ND PR3TTY MUCH TH3 OPPOS1T3 OF FUN


1M T3R3Z1 FOR TH3 R3CORD
1N C4S3 YOU N33D TO KNOW WHO TO C4LL
FOR PROTIPS ON NOT B31NG 4 BOR3

[culver]

Sorry
Hello Terezi
Thank you for being honest

stop ruining her day, nill, gawd

[pythianjudgment]

S111111GN
YOU 4R3 M4K1NG TH1S NO FUN >:[

B31NG NOT HON3ST 1S FOR LOS3RS 4ND CH34TS 4ND L14RS
4ND 1 4M NON3 OF THOS3
B3C4US3 LY1NG T4ST3S R34LLY B4D

omg she doesn't know what she's doing wrong!!

[culver]

Sorry again
How does it taste bad?

everything B(

[pythianjudgment]

B3C4US3 1 C4N SM3LL 4ND T4ST3 L13S
TH3Y 4R3 4N 4CR1D ODOR TH4T CO4TS TH3 MOST 1NS1D1OUS OF D3C3PT1ONS
TH3R3FOR3 M4K1NG TH3M MYS3LF WOULD B3 R34LLY R34LLY STUP1D
4ND 1 H4T3 DO1NG 1T

4LSO NOBODY L1K3S 4 L14R


4LSO 4LSO
DO YOU 3V3R STOP 4POLOG1Z1NG >:?
TH4TS THR33 T1M3S NOW

rood

[culver]

That is pretty neat
Have you always been able to?

I did not realize
I will stop

no u

[pythianjudgment]

NOT 4LW4YS
1T 1S 4 R3L4T1V3LY SORT4 N3W TH1NG
1F 4 F3W SW33PS 1S CONS1D3R3D R3L4T1V3
1 4M ST1LL G3TT1NG US3D TO 1T SOM3T1M3S

U

[culver]

How do you do it?

UUUUUUU

[pythianjudgment]

BY SM3LL1NG?
4ND T4ST1NG???

1 DONT KNOW >:?
DO YOU W4NT TO 3XPL41N HOW YOU S33?

[culver]

I guess not
I meant how did you learn I guess

[pythianjudgment]

OH

MY LUSUS T4UGHT M3
SH3 W4S 4 DR4GON

[culver]

A real dragon?

i have never used this icon so many times in a thread

[pythianjudgment]

4S OPPOS3D TO WH4T >:?
4 NOT R34L DR4GON???

you're welcome

[culver]

Bran has told me stories about them
But they are just stories

[pythianjudgment]

W3LL W3 4R3 NOT T4LK1NG 4BOUT STOR13S H3R3
W3 4R3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT MY LUSUS
WH1CH 1S TH3 HUM4N 3QU1V1L4NT OF 4 P4R3NT4L GU4RD14N
OR SO 1V3 B33N TOLD

HUM4NS H4V3 W31RD F4M1LY STRUCTUR3S
1N TH4T TH3Y H4V3 F4M1L13S 4T 4LL

[culver]

You were raised by a dragon?
I do not have a family.