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[pythianjudgment]

WOW 1SNT TH1S OR1G1N4L
1 4M ON 4 SP4C3 ST4T1ON
3V3RYBODY LOOK 4T M3
SOM3TH1NG SOM3TH1NG
T4K3 4 GOOD H4RD LOOK 4T TH3 MOTH3RFUCK1NG SP4C3 ST4T1ON

WHOOP WHOOP 1 4M NOW 4 COLOSS4L TOOL
M4Y 1 JOIN YOUR SP4C3 R4NKS?
1 FUCK1NG LOV3 SP4C3

NO S3R1OUSLY 1S TH3R3 4N 3X1T OFF TH1S TH1NG?
1V3 B33N H3R3 FOR 4LL OF F1V3 M1NUT3S 4ND 1 4M 4LR34DY DON3
K33P YOUR SOUV3N13R SH1RTS 1 DONT W4NT YOUR H4TS
TROLL MCGUYV3R M3 4 SP4C3 SU1T FROM 4 SNORK3L M4SK 4ND 4N 1NFL4T4BL3 BODYSU1T
4ND 1LL FLO4T MY W4Y B4CK TO R34L C1V1L1Z4T1ON
1M SO OUTT13

Comments

wow wooooow this is her new best friend, thank you

[pythianjudgment]

T3CHN1C4LLY 1TS MOR3 OF YOU 4TT3MPT1NG TO B3 4N 4SSHOL3
4ND M3 L4UGH1NG R34LLY H4RD 4ND G1V1NG YOU 4 GOLD ST4R FOR TRY1NG

"DR1V3BY TROLL3RY"
H4H4H4 WOW TH4T JUST M4K3S 1T 3V3N B3TT3R!
1TS L1K3 4 MONK3Y 1N 4 BUMP3R C4R WHO TH1NKS H3S R34DY FOR TH3 R34L RO4D >;]

this- is cr i didn't know i needed in my life until it was happening

[gfy]

Aw. Do I get a sticker?

Look, it's even got little emoticons. Cute. Hey, if a monkey in a bumper car gets into an accident when he's on the road, who's really going to be the safer one there? Not the one without the bumpers imo

s a m e wow babies, you're cute

[pythianjudgment]

NOP3!
1 W4ST3D 4LL MY ST1CK3RS ON TH3 L4ST F1FTY LOS3RS WHO M4D3 TH4T JOK3

H3H3 PL34S3!
3V3N 1F YOU FL1PP3D YOUR SH1TTY L1TTL3 CLOWN C4R 3ND OV3R 3ND
1D ST1LL B3 M4K1NG C1RCL3S OF BURNT RUBB3R 4ROUND YOU