001 | Video | World of Lines

[bearsthevision.livejournal.com]

[ The screen flickers, and a girl of about 11 with long brown hair and eyes that seem to stare right into the heart of you appear. Despite the communication device visual, it's apparent she's a little different then most little girls. Maybe it's the way she bridges her fingertips,  or how she purses her lips before speaking. ]

 All of this communication babbling has to stop. You're doing nothing by clouding the waves.

[ She extends three fingers ]

 We're all here against our will, as far as I know. [ Two fingers remain ]

 The conclusion is that it's something other than us. [One finger ] And we're certainly from different places, if my talk with Elizaveta is anything to go by. There's no crew. Just us and our uniforms that are strangely accurate in size. 

 So here's the open ended question, folks: Who are we trusting enough to lead us for the time being?

OOC: And bedtime for me! i'll tag everyone as soooon as I wake up, I promise! I just was way too excited for this comm to open.

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[starstripedhero.livejournal.com]

RIGHT LIKE I SAID, THIS SHIP CANNOT FUNCTION WITH TWO PEOPLE. That's where you come in! And Austria, he'll be useful for something, somehow----!

I have total experience with this stuff like you don't even know. Instead of doing my paperwork, I play video games, hello. Video games that put me in these types of scenarios like Dead Space or Silent Hill. I know how to lead in these kind of situations! Hahaaa! Leave it to me!

_{[ Then, a serious tone: ]}

Dude. He's a fictional inspiration and gives meaning to life for American children across the states, so no dissing, got it? He's the reason some still stay in school, okay.

[bearsthevision.livejournal.com]

...What is happening?

[hagyjbeken.livejournal.com]

Ahh, Chase~ This would be the idiot I warned you about.

[bearsthevision.livejournal.com]

This is....interesting.

[hagyjbeken.livejournal.com]

He's been like this ever since I can remember, a spoiled little brat who thinks he can control everything. And he's the youngest of all of us, so it's even more obnoxious.

[voice]

[wiener-bonbons.livejournal.com]

[Voice because he doesn't want to look at the screen, okay.]

O-on the bright side, he did uh... help me escape, ah... y-your situation. P-politically speaking. Although I... don't quite remember him being this rambunctious; I'm... starting to believe this thing about different times.

[Whispering, earnestly.] ... Did his IQ drop?

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[starstripedhero.livejournal.com]

DUDE, AUSTRIA.
It's true; people are taken from other time periods! I met a woman from the future; she said there are colonies on the moon! I also met James Kirk from Star Trek, he totally exists!!

You know what this means--!? Time travel, it's possible! It EXISTS. I'm going to find out how and take the information back home!

Don't you worry, man. I'll let you be my back up too with this.

[video now.]

[wiener-bonbons.livejournal.com]

[Wait.]

... Back up with what? You just... essentially took away my ability to do anything as far as leadership or much of a personal say is concerned. Not that I'm complaining. [Absolute sincerity there, too.] But even if we're not on earth, I intend to stay true to my new neutrality.

[Looking off to the side, he puts the communicator down before sitting back.] Ja, you two can have it out; I'm done.

[deserves an encore doesn't he]

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[starstripedhero.livejournal.com]

What's happening--!?

Hey! ...
...
Oh wow. You are kind of young, aren't you? That's okay! I'll protect you if you need it!
What is happening is epic awesomeness. I'm going to be your leader, you get it? I'm experienced with this stuff.

[ video ]

[bearsthevision.livejournal.com]

I assure you, I'm not in need of protecting. The offer's appreciated, though.

[ A pause because okay, America's excitement is kind of catchy ]

Just.. how experienced are you?

[hagyjbeken.livejournal.com]

It means killing the two remaining people on this ship is a stupid idea and even stupider when you take into account that none of us know how this ship actually works and getting rid of the two who do is asking for the death of us all.

... Video games. Those do no count, you moron.



Nice to know your educational system is so poor that you have to have a fictional hero to keep them there. Pathetic, you know~

[starstripedhero.livejournal.com]

I know what you're doing. You're being all I have rights as a woman to be all sassy and etc, etc--- and use your seductive sounding words of a WOMAN to weaken me and my ego. Or something.

They absolutely totally count. They're scientifically proven to enhance hand-eye coordination. Like you even know jack shit about it; you're from some period where they didn't exist, so don't give me that.

I know what I'm talking about.

We can hold them hostage and demand they take us home by gunpoint. Totes Jack Bauer style. That's where the duct tape comes in.

[hagyjbeken.livejournal.com]

Sweetheart, I wouldn't be seductive towards you if my life counted on it, trust me. I don't need someone like you going around trying to "protect me" or something as stupid as that. I'm older than you, more experienced than you, and more mature than you will ever be. So quite frankly? Shove it up that ass of your's.

And no, no they do not~ Practicality comes in the form of actual experience, not simulations.



And I don't need you waving your dick in my face like you're trying to, because even though I lack one... That "pansy" ex-husband of mine has a bigger dick than you do.

1/3

[wiener-bonbons.livejournal.com]

THAT IS ENOUGH.

2/3

[wiener-bonbons.livejournal.com]

[wiener-bonbons.livejournal.com]

[hagyjbeken.livejournal.com]

[wiener-bonbons.livejournal.com]

[... Honestly didn't think that was still on her mind. What a graceful way to break it to him, excellent job.]

... That was incredibly uncalled for. Don't give me that look.

[hagyjbeken.livejournal.com]

What look? I'm merely amused, that's all. Ah, weren't you going to meet me somewhere before I got into this argument with that stupid child?

/jumps in for comments

[bearsthevision.livejournal.com]

[ Have Chase mistake that for her! She glares, and oh boy, for a four year old she's mastered the I will kill you look of a frost queen. ]

I'm hardly stupid, miss.

Re: /jumps in for comments

[hagyjbeken.livejournal.com]

I meant America, not you. You're far more mature than he is.

[bearsthevision.livejournal.com]

[ Aaaaaaawwwkwwwaaaaardddddd. Chase stares, look completely gone. She's definitely used to someone calling her something similar, apparently.]

...Oh.

[wiener-bonbons.livejournal.com]

S-see, look what happens when you don't watch what you say. It gets taken the wrong way, and -- well I don't mean that the other thing could be taken the wr-- [CLEARING HIS THROAT.] Just. Think for a moment before you blurt out insults? Chase, I'm sorry.

[Attention back at Hungary now.] W-were you? [Bit of a pause while he registers that.] ... Oh, right, I was going to play the violin so that you could listen for me to find my room. I ended up sleeping.

[hagyjbeken.livejournal.com]

I thought she wouldn't take it that way since I was arguing with America and called him an idiot. By association I thought it was pretty obvious who I was talking about. I wouldn't ever call her that.

I was, yes. And, ah, that's fine. I probably needed that bit of rest myself.

[starstripedhero.livejournal.com]

_{[ He's listening, somehow. Kind of. Sort of picking at nose. Pushing his tongue in his cheek, evidently annoyed, he finally speaks up once there is a silence for a change. ]}

WOW, absolutely uncalled for! As if you know my dick size. It's like, monster huge; maybe in your dreams it's different, but totally not the point!!!
It's also got Disneyworld, the happiest place on Earth, but ALSO totally not the point!! I can also whip it out and make you all jealous, but that's also also not the point!!!

Point is you two have this awkward tension between you two and it's REALLY annoying. It's like you're a divorced couple or something, so. Frankly, I don't give a shit about whatever it is you two are going through.

Somebody's gonna lead us, and that's going to rightfully be me. I'm always the leader at the meetings. It's just how life goes.

And OK, wow, if you're so OLDDDD AND EXPERIENCED, how come you're not a superpower? Or leader of the Free World? NOPE, that's not you, THAT'S ME. Do I need to prove myself anymore? I think not, so stop trying being a man cause you're not.

That being said, I'm already working on a plan. HAH, already ahead of you!