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[anomalies]

Hey. [ HELLO, TRANQUILITY. someone appears to have found a razor since their last post. someone also appears to have not slept in the past... well, sleeping's overrated. connor's eyes are droopy and dark, and if the communicator could communicate smell, it'd probably be producing a intense odor of coffee. which is pretty much all he's been drinking lately.

off the side of the feed, there appears to be some kind of shifting, golden light—it's throwing cheerful, twinkly shapes against the walls of his room, lending a pleasant atmosphere to the feed, despite connor's obvious discomfort. the source of this light remains offscreen, but the mask is there nonetheless, sat innocently on connor's bed. despite telling abby he would... he hasn't yet locked it away. he can't seem to make himself do it. (it's got to be there for a reason, right?)

anyway. not the point. ]

Right. Couple of things. I'll try to be quick.
Jenna mentioned a headcount system last month, so Tony and I put our heads together and whipped up something to keep track of what numbers are in use at any given time. It's completely anonymous, so no names associated with the numbers—just that they're being used, which gives us a pretty solid count of how many passengers are onboard and using their comms, which comms are active, that sorta thing. It's obviously not gonna work on life-forms who aren't using the communicators, but this is a pretty good springboard. I heard— [ stalked ] —Communications was working on something a bit more refined?

If you guys need an extra pair of hands on that, I'd be happy to help.

And trust me, if there was some way of knowing what else is lurking on this big hunk of metal with us, I'd be all over it, but right now, this is the best I've got. [ he offers a small shrug, rubbing his hands together. ] We can work on triangulating organic life forms next, I suppose, but that might take a bit more doing.

Anyway, it's been up and running for a while—but I finally hooked up a VDT from the science department in medical to display the actual number, so you can check to see if it's fluctuated at all before or after this jump. No disrespect to the dead or missing, but this might... make it a bit easier to figure out if someone's gone right off the bat. There's also a subnetwork version if you'd rather check in on the go. I'm putting it up now. [ he reaches forward to tap a few keys, and a text link pops up. ]

» HEADCOUNT

[ right, onto the next thing. ]

I've been thinking. [ more like debating various distractions from all the crap that's been happening lately, but: ] If anyone were interested, we could start up a sort of... lecture series. There's a lot of people what are really well-read in their respective fields, and it'd be nice to spread the wealth. So to speak. So—the idea is, pick a topic you're particularly specialised in, and we can set up something in one of the conference rooms, or maybe a rec room. Broadcast it to the network. Myself, I've got experience in computer science, mechanical engineering, physics, and palaeontology, but I know quite a lot of other people've got experience in some of the same stuff—it'd be good to give everyone a chance to present what they'd like. Y'know. Variety.

I've typed up a rudimentary electronic sign-up sheet, so if there's enough interest, maybe we can make it happen. [ or something. ]

LECTURE SIGN-UPS (NAME, SUBJECT) 1. Connor Temple, Palaeontology OR Temporal Physics 2. Chapel Hill, Nanotechnology OR Basketball 3. Mike Ross, Literature 4. Topher Brink, Computational Neuroscience 5. Leoben Conoy, Yoga

Right, that's it from me.

—One last thing, though. Stay safe, everyone, alright? I know weird stuff on this ship's pretty much a given, but... [ he sighs. ] It's been a bit weirder than usual. Let's try to keep our wits about us.

[ connor out. ]

Comments

voice;

[growling]

Ah, so the mediocre self-review definitely isn't due to modesty, then.

Must be nice to know a lot of "shit".

voice;

[fraud]

No, I'm not--

[ fuck that word, man. fuck the word "genius". he's not a genius. ]

I just... it's in my head and I might as well use it for something.

voice;

[growling]

No, I get it. That's very generous of you. Definitely getting why you're not into the idea of actually teaching, though.

[ see: man you look like a mess and are impossible to speak to, sort your life out. not that josh is... any better. but shhh. ]

voice;

[fraud]

[ he is a pitiful being sometimes, okay. ]

... Is that sarcasm?

[ IT'S BEEN A WEIRD FEW DAYS OKAY ]

voice;

[growling]

[ TRY TURNING INTO A WOLF in a freezing ship and breaking up with all of your friends man

josh knows weird days ]

You know, only half. I do actually get you. I wouldn't really be game for teaching anything up here either. [ ... except maybe camping. ]

voice;

[fraud]

[ whoops ]

Yeah, I'm -- not. I just know a lot, doesn't mean I'm any good at it.

[ wait ]

Not saying I'm a bad lawyer! I just... couldn't teach you how to be one, y'know? Harvey does most of the really flashy stuff, I just read. A lot.

[ everything ]

voice;

[growling]

You mean you read legal textbooks? And legal paperwork? Sounds like an extremely soul-crushing lifestyle. I thought lawyers only did that to earn the right to look and act like total douchebags.

[ and he actually means that as a compliment, if a completely backwards one - because clearly Mike's forfeited the 'dress and act like a rich asshole' payoff. and a pause, because hang on- ]

You keep saying you know things - just law things, or... ?

voice;

[fraud]

No, it's -- Hm.

[ how to explain this ]

Once I read something, I understand it -- and once I understand it, I can never forget it. Not just law, but -- everything. Whatever I've read. Or seen, sometimes. It just stays.

voice;

[growling]

[ hey he's got this bro ]

Eidetic memory? [ there's some skepticism in his voice, but it's actually polite (for once). ] I always figured it was a medical unicorn, but - have you had your memory tested?

voice;

[fraud]

Yeah, pretty much.

[ there is a laugh at that ]

I use it to pick up chicks, I think I know it pretty well at this point. But you can ask me, if you want. Any book, whatever you want, I'll recite the first page and you can tell me if I'm wrong.

voice;

[growling]

[ CHALLENGE ACCEPTED also no shame here, and he's half joking. ]

How about Star Trek: The Return by William Shatner. [ if he's actually read that josh might have to give him a break in the future, because nerd solidarity is totally a thing. ]

voice;

[fraud]

[ there's a blink and -- ]

James T. Kirk was dead. As Commander William Riker resolved from the transporter beam beside the grave of that Starfleet legend, he was surprised by the sudden thought that had come to him. Of all that had happened on this desolate world of Veridian III only a month ago, inexplicably, the fate of James T. Kirk weighed most heavily on his mind. Half a planet away, the shattered hulk of the U.S.S. Enterprise lay in ruins, slowly being carved into transporter loads of recyclable scrap by a team of Starfleet engineers. Though the ship was beyond salvage, in accordance with the Prime Directive no trace of it could remain on this world. A primitive civilization existed on Veridian IV, the next planet out from the Veridian sun. If someday voyagers from that world landed here, they must find no trace of advanced technology which might affect the natural development of their science. Riker had expected that the full emotional consequence of the great ship's loss would have consumed him by now. She had gone before her time, and in his dreams he had always hoped to one day sit in her captain's chair.

[ anyway ]

But that's not official canon though? It's Shatnerverse.

voice;

[growling]

[ oh my god he's found a unicorn

give josh a second he's actually in shock. also excuse you- ]

You've actually read that?

voice;

[fraud]

[ yes, josh, mike is a unicorn. ]

I like to read.

voice;

[anomalies]

[ MIKE ]

Did you have to pick that passage?

voice;

[fraud]

[ ]

It was the first page!

voice;

[goldshirt]

Connor!

[THIS IS A BIG DEAL OK]

voice;

[growling]

[ he doesn't know you but he's SO SORRY he's going to apologize to you too ]

I didn't think he'd actually know it, I mean, eidetic memory, what is that, right?

text, anonymous but easily hackable

[jurisimpudent]

Do not ever give them spoilers, you imbecile.

voice;

[fraud]

Ahhhhhhhhh????

[ NO OTHER WAY TO RESPOND TO THIS ]

voice;

[firstofficer]

I assure you, we are remarkably well versed in them, given the circumstances.

Pretense notwithstanding.

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[tarheel]

well that escalated quickly.

also i think shatnerverse is still technically kind of canon? ish? everything's an alternate universe now, who the hell knows.

voice;

[fraud]

Oh no, not again.

[ THIS IS ONLY FUELING THE FIRE DUDE ]

voice;

[growling]

It is completely not canon and go away.

[ DON'T MAKE IT WORSE ]

video;

[lawyer]

[LITERALLY HIS FACE RIGHT NOW he can barely control the anger in his voice.]

Mike.