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[starked]

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apparently going on an adventure to the bridge. orders are as followed, bruce, stay with betty and pepper and everyone else who's "important", but mainly those two. natasha, be you. i legitimately have not seen you other than like one flash of hair. don't die. :( clint, don't listen to kirk, please and thank you. need your eyes more than he does. ping me and everyone else if something else happens, especially cambridge doing something really dumb. and steve, just keep the panic down i guess? whatever. not my area of expertise.


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keep in touch. no, really. keep in touch because i'd like you all to live and i saw how chapel had on four sweaters, lovely fashion statement btw. what are you even doing in there still? whatever. stay safe, i'm going on an adventure to the bridge with spock and jack and the guys who sure don't have names. blah. LET'S HOPE I DON'T DIE. tell me if anything comes up.

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i'll be back. promise. stay warm and remember i don't really have anyone but you.

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[andblockbuster]

Seriously?

Try not to get sacrificed to Ward and Resnik's creepy alien deity or anything.

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[starked]

Seriously. Ward was the one who gave Spock the permission, I don't even know.

...That's not funny. That's not even remotely funny. Any other time, that'd be funny. So not funny right now.

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[andblockbuster]

If you go up there and they're wearing robes and chanting in space Latin, run.

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[starked]

We need to have another one of those conversations where I remind you that adding space to the beginning of things doesn't make them— actually shit, there may be such a thing as space Latin, come to think of it.

Picked a good crew to come with if it does happen though.

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[andblockbuster]

See?

Yeah, an engineer, a LARPer, and... some other people i don't know. but, hey, cults sacrifice virgins, don't they? it could all go fine.

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[petitehands]

You better be, because you know it's the same for me.

Take care, and be safe.

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[starked]

Spock wouldn't dream of letting me die. And I don't know one of the other guys owes me a favor or two. [ don't lie tony. ] As soon as we get out of there, I'll text you, okay?

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[tarheel]

the sweaters just mean i'm not going to die of hypothermia. also, surprise, there is also a crisis in the science department and... nobody's really up there. [ EXCEPT CHAPEL AND CAMBRIDGE AND OXFORD gosh let's not talk about how chapel's coworkers are all assholes and say we did. ]

also i am less likely to die a terrible and violent death than you are right now, because i have a shotgun in case the manticores decide they want to show up again and you're going onto the bridge what the actual fuck. do i even want to know how you got access up there?

anyway, good luck. please don't die.

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[anomalies]

right, speaking of...
i'm really sorry to leave you with the sharks a bit longer, but i'm going to check on engineering.
be back soon. good luck with oxbridge.
let me know if anything changes with the computers?

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[tarheel]

nah, don't worry about it. engineering needs the help more than we do, tbh.

i'll keep you in the loop. if i start texting you color commentary on the inevitable oxbridge boxing match, just know that it was not my fault and i tried to break it up.

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[anomalies]

thanks.
boxing? i dunno, i imagined it a bit more like ping pong.
only instead of hitting the ball they just end up throwing the paddles at each other really hard and yelling.

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[tarheel]

eh, fair point. it'd be a pretty one-sided fight, and cambridge would get all wounded and self-righteous as soon as he got punched for real, but yelling... yelling they're both good at.

either way, i'm just here to make sure nobody commits actual homicide instead of fixing things.

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[starked]

...define crisis. and tell me it doesn't involve hellbeasts that used to be humans part two. because no, if that's the case, i'm getting castiel to get my suit and shoving myself out of airlock and hoping we're near a planet i can stop on.

[ because there is a level of bullshit tony can take, somehow he's actually reaching that level. ]

i have spock? i'm fucking screwed do not remind me i may yank a gun from gunnery from clint. and magic? fucking— i've been up there once before but it was because i charmed resnik into showing me around. we have permission from ward. he may just shoot us all for kicks.

i won't die. tell pepper i'm sorry if i do though. :(

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[tarheel]

"crisis": the computer systems are shut down and we're locked out. presumably also the case elsewhere. really, it's great. (and hellbeast party two: electric boogaloo hasn't started yet, but it's a possibility?)

resnik is charmable? and you got permission from ward? is this bizarro world? but seriously, take a gun, even if spock and the freaky alien vampire guy are there.

will do.

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[starked]

(remember what i said about not entertaining ideas like that? i already had topher tell i'm probably heading to some space deity sacrifice. don't need you hopping on that bandwagon.)

if i'm not dead by the end of this i'll show you, that was month ago. and i. okay no i can't even explain ward. possible space crazy victim. but taking it. forcing clint to give me one. you got it. if the electric boogaloo happens shoot some for me.

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[tarheel]

(just remember, it can always get worse... but at least i didn't suggest human sacrifice.)

mostly i'm just stunned about resnik because she... really doesn't like me much. long story, tell you later. but yeah, good luck.

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[anomalies]

[ WHAT ]

you what!?

i mean, good luck and everything, but - wow. just be careful.
if you need any help or anything, i dunno... call me.
fingers crossed.

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[starked]

[ DON'T WORRY, THESE WERE TONY'S THOUGHTS TOO. ]

spock was like you and you and you and you and you, let's go on an adventure to the bridge. i have permission from ward which is red flag number twenty at this point, but i don't care.

i'll try. if i text something like ABORT ABORT this was a bad idea even for me.

and thank you.

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[anomalies]

[ /o\ ]

well, it's good you've got some backup, and spock knows what he's doing.
i'm pretty sure it won't turn out to be terrible.
but just in case it does... bring a weapon, okay? don't go in empty handed.

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[starked]

pretty sure. it'll be fine. we'll all be fine and we're going to fix the ship. or get us somewhere where the jump isn't hanging over our heads.

swinging by gunnery to get one. still vaguely debating on my suit.

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[anomalies]

alright, just don't touch any big red buttons.
not sure the suit would be the best choice in this situation?

AXVENGERS FILTER.

[aimlessness]

disregard my orders from the infant? can do.
where do you want me?

bring me back a souvenir.

AXVENGERS FILTER.

[starked]

gardens.

he might ask you if you want to go be running security sweeps. if you're bored, feel free. mainly i just want to know what's going on there while i'm on my adventure.

shiny one?

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[akidfrombrooklyn]

Panic control. I'm on it. If you need muscle, let me know?

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[starked]

Will do. Pretty sure we won't though.