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tσnч ( wєll thαt єscαlαtєd quícklч ) stαrk ([personal profile] starked) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-10-30 12:31 pm

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apparently going on an adventure to the bridge. orders are as followed, bruce, stay with betty and pepper and everyone else who's "important", but mainly those two. natasha, be you. i legitimately have not seen you other than like one flash of hair. don't die. :( clint, don't listen to kirk, please and thank you. need your eyes more than he does. ping me and everyone else if something else happens, especially cambridge doing something really dumb. and steve, just keep the panic down i guess? whatever. not my area of expertise.


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keep in touch. no, really. keep in touch because i'd like you all to live and i saw how chapel had on four sweaters, lovely fashion statement btw. what are you even doing in there still? whatever. stay safe, i'm going on an adventure to the bridge with spock and jack and the guys who sure don't have names. blah. LET'S HOPE I DON'T DIE. tell me if anything comes up.


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i'll be back. promise. stay warm and remember i don't really have anyone but you.

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[personal profile] andblockbuster 2012-10-30 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously?

Try not to get sacrificed to Ward and Resnik's creepy alien deity or anything.
andblockbuster: (I'ma let you finish.)

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[personal profile] andblockbuster 2012-10-30 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
If you go up there and they're wearing robes and chanting in space Latin, run.
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[personal profile] petitehands 2012-10-30 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
You better be, because you know it's the same for me.

Take care, and be safe.
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[personal profile] tarheel 2012-10-30 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
the sweaters just mean i'm not going to die of hypothermia. also, surprise, there is also a crisis in the science department and... nobody's really up there. [ EXCEPT CHAPEL AND CAMBRIDGE AND OXFORD gosh let's not talk about how chapel's coworkers are all assholes and say we did. ]

also i am less likely to die a terrible and violent death than you are right now, because i have a shotgun in case the manticores decide they want to show up again and you're going onto the bridge what the actual fuck. do i even want to know how you got access up there?

anyway, good luck. please don't die.
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[personal profile] anomalies 2012-10-30 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ WHAT ]

you what!?

i mean, good luck and everything, but - wow. just be careful.
if you need any help or anything, i dunno... call me.
fingers crossed.
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[personal profile] anomalies 2012-10-30 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
right, speaking of...
i'm really sorry to leave you with the sharks a bit longer, but i'm going to check on engineering.
be back soon. good luck with oxbridge.
let me know if anything changes with the computers?
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[personal profile] tarheel 2012-10-30 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
nah, don't worry about it. engineering needs the help more than we do, tbh.

i'll keep you in the loop. if i start texting you color commentary on the inevitable oxbridge boxing match, just know that it was not my fault and i tried to break it up.
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[personal profile] anomalies 2012-10-30 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
thanks.
boxing? i dunno, i imagined it a bit more like ping pong.
only instead of hitting the ball they just end up throwing the paddles at each other really hard and yelling.
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[personal profile] anomalies 2012-10-30 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ /o\ ]

well, it's good you've got some backup, and spock knows what he's doing.
i'm pretty sure it won't turn out to be terrible.
but just in case it does... bring a weapon, okay? don't go in empty handed.
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[personal profile] tarheel 2012-10-30 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
eh, fair point. it'd be a pretty one-sided fight, and cambridge would get all wounded and self-righteous as soon as he got punched for real, but yelling... yelling they're both good at.

either way, i'm just here to make sure nobody commits actual homicide instead of fixing things.
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[personal profile] tarheel 2012-10-30 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"crisis": the computer systems are shut down and we're locked out. presumably also the case elsewhere. really, it's great. (and hellbeast party two: electric boogaloo hasn't started yet, but it's a possibility?)

resnik is charmable? and you got permission from ward? is this bizarro world? but seriously, take a gun, even if spock and the freaky alien vampire guy are there.

will do.
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[personal profile] anomalies 2012-10-30 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
... i'm getting the feeling they don't get much done without you around.
anyway. see you later, switzerland.
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[personal profile] tarheel 2012-10-31 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
(just remember, it can always get worse... but at least i didn't suggest human sacrifice.)

mostly i'm just stunned about resnik because she... really doesn't like me much. long story, tell you later. but yeah, good luck.
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[personal profile] andblockbuster 2012-10-31 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
See?

Yeah, an engineer, a LARPer, and... some other people i don't know. but, hey, cults sacrifice virgins, don't they? it could all go fine.
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[personal profile] andblockbuster 2012-10-31 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Human sacrifice is a totally valid theory!

and resnik hates everyone. i have yet to see her make fluttery eyes in anyone's direction.
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[personal profile] tarheel 2012-10-31 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
there's probably a special room for human sacrifices hidden somewhere on this ship, though. why get the bridge all covered in blood if you don't have to?

shit, nobody tell kirk that. i think it'll crush him to find out she's not actually flirting with him.
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[personal profile] andblockbuster 2012-10-31 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
i don't care what Tony says- if we happen to ever find a creepy sacrifice chamber, I'm calling for a vote that we start referring to the ship as 'space amityville' from here on out.

...and then find some way off before Ward goes literally ax crazy.

it's kirk. twitterpated and cold murder probably look the same to him.
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[personal profile] anomalies 2012-10-31 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
i'm glad i'm not the only one who's spent time applying horror film plots to our lives

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