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[starked]

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apparently going on an adventure to the bridge. orders are as followed, bruce, stay with betty and pepper and everyone else who's "important", but mainly those two. natasha, be you. i legitimately have not seen you other than like one flash of hair. don't die. :( clint, don't listen to kirk, please and thank you. need your eyes more than he does. ping me and everyone else if something else happens, especially cambridge doing something really dumb. and steve, just keep the panic down i guess? whatever. not my area of expertise.


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keep in touch. no, really. keep in touch because i'd like you all to live and i saw how chapel had on four sweaters, lovely fashion statement btw. what are you even doing in there still? whatever. stay safe, i'm going on an adventure to the bridge with spock and jack and the guys who sure don't have names. blah. LET'S HOPE I DON'T DIE. tell me if anything comes up.

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i'll be back. promise. stay warm and remember i don't really have anyone but you.

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[andblockbuster]

Seriously?

Try not to get sacrificed to Ward and Resnik's creepy alien deity or anything.

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[starked]

Seriously. Ward was the one who gave Spock the permission, I don't even know.

...That's not funny. That's not even remotely funny. Any other time, that'd be funny. So not funny right now.

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[andblockbuster]

If you go up there and they're wearing robes and chanting in space Latin, run.

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[starked]

We need to have another one of those conversations where I remind you that adding space to the beginning of things doesn't make them— actually shit, there may be such a thing as space Latin, come to think of it.

Picked a good crew to come with if it does happen though.

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[petitehands]

You better be, because you know it's the same for me.

Take care, and be safe.

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[tarheel]

the sweaters just mean i'm not going to die of hypothermia. also, surprise, there is also a crisis in the science department and... nobody's really up there. [ EXCEPT CHAPEL AND CAMBRIDGE AND OXFORD gosh let's not talk about how chapel's coworkers are all assholes and say we did. ]

also i am less likely to die a terrible and violent death than you are right now, because i have a shotgun in case the manticores decide they want to show up again and you're going onto the bridge what the actual fuck. do i even want to know how you got access up there?

anyway, good luck. please don't die.

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[anomalies]

[ WHAT ]

you what!?

i mean, good luck and everything, but - wow. just be careful.
if you need any help or anything, i dunno... call me.
fingers crossed.

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[anomalies]

right, speaking of...
i'm really sorry to leave you with the sharks a bit longer, but i'm going to check on engineering.
be back soon. good luck with oxbridge.
let me know if anything changes with the computers?

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[starked]

Spock wouldn't dream of letting me die. And I don't know one of the other guys owes me a favor or two. [ don't lie tony. ] As soon as we get out of there, I'll text you, okay?

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[tarheel]

nah, don't worry about it. engineering needs the help more than we do, tbh.

i'll keep you in the loop. if i start texting you color commentary on the inevitable oxbridge boxing match, just know that it was not my fault and i tried to break it up.

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[starked]

...define crisis. and tell me it doesn't involve hellbeasts that used to be humans part two. because no, if that's the case, i'm getting castiel to get my suit and shoving myself out of airlock and hoping we're near a planet i can stop on.

[ because there is a level of bullshit tony can take, somehow he's actually reaching that level. ]

i have spock? i'm fucking screwed do not remind me i may yank a gun from gunnery from clint. and magic? fucking— i've been up there once before but it was because i charmed resnik into showing me around. we have permission from ward. he may just shoot us all for kicks.

i won't die. tell pepper i'm sorry if i do though. :(

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[anomalies]

thanks.
boxing? i dunno, i imagined it a bit more like ping pong.
only instead of hitting the ball they just end up throwing the paddles at each other really hard and yelling.

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[starked]

[ DON'T WORRY, THESE WERE TONY'S THOUGHTS TOO. ]

spock was like you and you and you and you and you, let's go on an adventure to the bridge. i have permission from ward which is red flag number twenty at this point, but i don't care.

i'll try. if i text something like ABORT ABORT this was a bad idea even for me.

and thank you.

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[anomalies]

[ /o\ ]

well, it's good you've got some backup, and spock knows what he's doing.
i'm pretty sure it won't turn out to be terrible.
but just in case it does... bring a weapon, okay? don't go in empty handed.

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[tarheel]

eh, fair point. it'd be a pretty one-sided fight, and cambridge would get all wounded and self-righteous as soon as he got punched for real, but yelling... yelling they're both good at.

either way, i'm just here to make sure nobody commits actual homicide instead of fixing things.

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[tarheel]

"crisis": the computer systems are shut down and we're locked out. presumably also the case elsewhere. really, it's great. (and hellbeast party two: electric boogaloo hasn't started yet, but it's a possibility?)

resnik is charmable? and you got permission from ward? is this bizarro world? but seriously, take a gun, even if spock and the freaky alien vampire guy are there.

will do.

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[anomalies]

... i'm getting the feeling they don't get much done without you around.
anyway. see you later, switzerland.

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[starked]

(remember what i said about not entertaining ideas like that? i already had topher tell i'm probably heading to some space deity sacrifice. don't need you hopping on that bandwagon.)

if i'm not dead by the end of this i'll show you, that was month ago. and i. okay no i can't even explain ward. possible space crazy victim. but taking it. forcing clint to give me one. you got it. if the electric boogaloo happens shoot some for me.

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[starked]

pretty sure. it'll be fine. we'll all be fine and we're going to fix the ship. or get us somewhere where the jump isn't hanging over our heads.

swinging by gunnery to get one. still vaguely debating on my suit.

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[tarheel]

(just remember, it can always get worse... but at least i didn't suggest human sacrifice.)

mostly i'm just stunned about resnik because she... really doesn't like me much. long story, tell you later. but yeah, good luck.

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[andblockbuster]

See?

Yeah, an engineer, a LARPer, and... some other people i don't know. but, hey, cults sacrifice virgins, don't they? it could all go fine.

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[andblockbuster]

Human sacrifice is a totally valid theory!

and resnik hates everyone. i have yet to see her make fluttery eyes in anyone's direction.

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[tarheel]

there's probably a special room for human sacrifices hidden somewhere on this ship, though. why get the bridge all covered in blood if you don't have to?

shit, nobody tell kirk that. i think it'll crush him to find out she's not actually flirting with him.

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[andblockbuster]

i don't care what Tony says- if we happen to ever find a creepy sacrifice chamber, I'm calling for a vote that we start referring to the ship as 'space amityville' from here on out.

...and then find some way off before Ward goes literally ax crazy.

it's kirk. twitterpated and cold murder probably look the same to him.

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[anomalies]

i'm glad i'm not the only one who's spent time applying horror film plots to our lives