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[rhymeswithdeath]

[ The video feed starts, and Stephanie waves. She's sitting on her bed in her "room," smiling through the screen. ]

So, I've been thinking about the whole "space hell" theme this place has going on, and I came to the realization that not everything that happens here is going to be all rainbows and butterflies, obviously.

I mean, this ship is looking more horror sci-fi and less action adventure sci-fi every day. And I kind of like being alive and well, as surprising as that might sound.

[ She pauses, hesitating. ]

What I'm getting at is...would anyone be up for teaching me self-defense?

[ Not that she really needs the help, as self-defense was thoroughly covered in Bat-training.

But if Batgirl wants to go out and about, her alter ego has to be nothing but normal—Stephanie Brown, an average teenage girl with zero space experience, zero fighting experience, and zero spandex experience. ]

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[justamobster]

The fuzz, huh? Shoulda figured.

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[dirtyword]

Can't believe I'm defending a cop, but yeah. He's a real boy scout, that one.

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[justamobster]

[ He huffs a sigh. Ladon and cops aren't the best combination. ] Fine, I'll step off.

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[dirtyword]

Hey.

I appreciate it, though, dig? Not really the type of cat that gets people lookin' after his back.

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[justamobster]

You're all right, kid. Someone gives you the shake down, you lemme know. [ He's got your back. :) ]

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[dirtyword]

[ Heh. Yeah--you're alright, too. ]

Likewise.