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[rhymeswithdeath]

[ The video feed starts, and Stephanie waves. She's sitting on her bed in her "room," smiling through the screen. ]

So, I've been thinking about the whole "space hell" theme this place has going on, and I came to the realization that not everything that happens here is going to be all rainbows and butterflies, obviously.

I mean, this ship is looking more horror sci-fi and less action adventure sci-fi every day. And I kind of like being alive and well, as surprising as that might sound.

[ She pauses, hesitating. ]

What I'm getting at is...would anyone be up for teaching me self-defense?

[ Not that she really needs the help, as self-defense was thoroughly covered in Bat-training.

But if Batgirl wants to go out and about, her alter ego has to be nothing but normal—Stephanie Brown, an average teenage girl with zero space experience, zero fighting experience, and zero spandex experience. ]

Comments

[video]

[forlifeloveandcheese]

Hm... I don't think you're suited for my kind of fighting style, sorry.

Maybe someone should start, then. Have you tried asking any of the men in security?

[video]

[rhymeswithdeath]

No, but that's a good idea, actually. They're probably the most credible guys around.

[video]

[forlifeloveandcheese]

There you go. [ He chuckles. ] Hopefully, you'll be kicking ass soon, right?

[video]

[rhymeswithdeath]

Right. Ninja powers here I come.