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[kringlefuck]

_{[ Here we see Jake English. Typical tanned skin boy who appears roughly 16. He's got the device shown in his icon on his head, fully functioning. Instead of speaking, he's think typing to the network. Some of his thoughts may be filtered, others may not be. This is merely a test run, however. The only reason it's on video as well is possibly his attempt to show off. But never mind that. He flashes a grin as the text appears on the screen. ]}

Howdy ho onlookers of the network yet again and an even greater greeting to those who are just now arriving on the ship. I do hope you are settling in well to your new home. Fret not, the contraption on my noggin is nothing more than a computer that i received in my locker last jump and i am merely giving its think typing capabilities a little test considering i have done a grand amount of tinkering with it to get it to this stage of functioning. Kicking christ, i really missed this little doohickey!!!!! Heres to hoping the rest of my wearable computers appear in my locker next jump.

:D

Im sure other have given you the low down on how this entire kidnapping tomfoolery sort of works so ill just mozy on past all of that and just offer my services to any of you who perhaps would be interested in the following and would be fond of making contact.... this goes to any new comers or perhaps those who havent spoken with me yet...

1. An interest in all sorts of rifles and pistols. My grandmother owned a rather impressive gun business back in the day in to which i inherited a huge amount of firearms before i was brought here. I carry two berettas myself strictly as defense sometimes, and spend long hours defending monsters to protect myself my entire life. If any of you are in need of any sort of protection, let me know.

2. An interest in reckless roughhousing in to which i refer to as fisticuffs!! Gosh nelly, do i love doing that. Fighting for sport in order to gain a better talent at defending off scoundrels. A good scrum and what have you is beneficial to my body... im not exactly sure about you but i practically thrive on it. If you want a sparring partner of some sort, i have already offered my body and skills to miss darkholme, but i will gladly accept others who are willing to fight for sport and training.

3. An interest in earth movies of all kinds. There really isnt a bad movie out there in my honest opinion. I am especially fond of superhero and action movies and romantic comedies and my favorite movie is weekend at bernies. Ive yet to find somebody else who thoroughly enjoys partaking in the viewing of that specific movie. Kudos to anybody who perhaps owns any earth movies and wouldnt mind sharing since i have been itching to catch a proper gander at angelina jolies visually pleasing thighs for some time now.

4. Comic books. Bonus points if youre actually from a comic i would love to meet you. I had an impressive collection back home on my island and found myself drawn especially to the spider girl series.

5. If you come from my world that is filled with game sessions, dream selves and puzzle moduses, echeladders, etc i would appreciate it if we made contact post haste. Im awfully curious if any of you lot have actually entered the gaming session yet and if there is anything i need to know granted we make it back home safely considering ive yet to enter my game session myself.

6. If anybody has uranium lying around, i will do anything for it.
I reckon thats really it!!!!! Ive been here for a few months so if you have any other questions im here to help....
The only thing i can really tell you is to be readily prepared for practically anything on this craft. Rely on those you trust the most and nobody else... but dont be surprised when one day you wake up and theyre gone from this place. :/

_{[ And that's it! Probably not the smartest sort of information to post, but excuse him. He's a little.. unique. He gives the video a little finger gun before signing off. ]}

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[fraud]

[ oh. this is-- this is amusing. mike is so amused. here have a text. ]

In regards to number three on your list, have you ever seen a movie called "The Room"?

Also, why uranium?

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[kringlefuck]

:O
Holy shitknickers i dont believe i have!! Is it a somewhat recent cinemaflick??? As much as i thoroughly enjoy movies im rather restricted on my sources save for some bitorrenting through my computers i had a whole library here on my skulltop computer but alas when i got it from my locker all its data had been wiped.

:(

Fuckin shuckbusters i had oodles of *GREAT* movies i could oogle at... besides that my friends would send me movie sometimes through a transportalizer which uses uranium....

I am always in need of uranium to send things back and forth through time and the main land to my pacific island but this amount of uranium is simply for a present i am sending to my pen pal for her friend for his birthday. I dont know much about this bloke but she picked me for the job.
I was just on my way to get uranium from my sparring robot partner before i hit my head and ended up here a few months ago.

I was wondering if anybody had any they could just *give* me i guess that would take some stress off of my shoulders. He needed this present as soon as possible so then i would have it when we go home since i am determined to get back home.

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[fraud]

[ whoa you talk



a lot yes ]

Last I heard uranium was dangerous to humans but hey, whatever floats your boat, right? If it works for you back home, maybe you can get some here and have it not kill you. It would be great if you could!

As for The Room, it came out in 2003 so depending when you're from, may or may not be recent. Maybe you can find a copy somewhere here or beg the space gods to have it show up in your locker! I assure you, you will most likely enjoy it. It's a fun for the whole family type of film.

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[andblockbuster]

Seriously? Who doesn't like Weekend at Bernie's?

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[kringlefuck]

Egads!!!!! Somebody who finally understands!!!
My good sir you wouldnt happen to have that film on hands with you, now would you??????
I would much rather enjoy engaging in viewing this particular film.
Perhaps with a fellow fan like yourself if that isnt too forward to say!!!

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[andblockbuster]

Sadly, I left my DVD collection in the other spaceship I was rudely abducted onto. Which sucks, because I owe Edgeworth a Fargo movie night and there's no Fargo anywhere.

And totally not forward. If there was a film club on this ship, I'd so be there. There's so many people who don't get the miracles of pop culture and so much time to educate them.

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[kingofbabylon]

i illustrate a comic book back home. its called Rage.

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[kringlefuck]

You do????? Oh thats just so swell!
So youre an artist then???

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[kingofbabylon]

yep! philadelphia IFA undergrad currently. i've got a friend who runs a comic book store who writes it and i fill in the art.

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[rhymeswithdeath]

I like to think of myself as a pop culture aficionado, so I could totally help with number three, even the Weekend at Bernie's part.

Also, I would like to hear more about this spider girl. She sounds cool.

[Badass, lady, spin-off heroes represent.]

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[kringlefuck]

Ajhgdfj;fdg;sghkjdhg!!!!!!!!!

_{[ a think type keysmash, ok. ]}

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[kringlefuck]

REALLY???????????

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[rhymeswithdeath]

Yes?

[uncodlyawwesome]

oh my god shut up

[kringlefuck]

Nobody forced you to read all of that, chap!
Youre the one trying to engage conversation here so you can only really blame yourself. I cant help it if im chattery!
Besides saying all of this might mean i can make newer acquaintances!

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[tumbleweeds]

i'll spar with you

[ jaye you just got out of medical ]

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[kringlefuck]

*Youll* spar with me??? Well gosh nelly!
Pray tell, who is it i am addressing then???

_{[ he forgets things and people.. a lot. ]}

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[0000]

[ basically ignoring everything else, but: ]

Firearms are fun,
but they seem rather sparse here.
Quite disappointing.

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[kringlefuck]

Yes, i agree! It is quite a shame i would much enjoy getting my hands on a classic .44 magnum colt anaconda much like the ones i have back home but at least i have my two favorites with me which are twin beretta 9mm semiautomatics i keep on my person at all times.

And yourself????

permatext.

[culver]

Movies ?

[kringlefuck]

Yes, movies! Dont tell me you havent spoiled yourself by simmering down and enjoying yourself a good cinemaflick before?

[tyrians]

oh my cccoooodd
crazy bouy
tldr

[kringlefuck]

*BATTERWITCH!!!!!!!!!!!*

_{[ would you expect anything else out of his mouth. ]}

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[yardbird]

Don't own any movies. But I have plenty that I could practically recite from memory.

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[kringlefuck]

Hahahaha!!!!
I KNEW YOU WERE COOLER THAN I THOUGHT!!!!

Quick, spout off some quotes, post haste!!!!!