Case File #004: The Turkey Problem

[saidhe]

now where'd the damned turkey get off to?


[ ps feel free to godmod the turkey okay go ]

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[tumbleweeds]

[ SHUT UP SHE'S PROUD OF IT ]

surprise. i have the cow, too.

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[saidhe]

that one, i did know about. jaye, isn't it?

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[tumbleweeds]

that's the one. and you're one of the sherlocks.

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[saidhe]

the one with the seniority, in the flesh.

well, in the text.

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[tumbleweeds]

the one that doesn't bathe?

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[saidhe]

according to legend. my reputation precedes me.

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[tumbleweeds]

that's about all i've heard, to be honest. that and something about not letting any of you near dead bodies.

but it's not like the dead people are using them anymore.

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[saidhe]

precisely as i mean to say!

[ Which is probably rude, the whole people not needing bodies thing, he figures, so he trucks along. ]

besides, they're only hurting themselves not letting professionals nearby. why, there's a killer on the loose. or two or fourteen.

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[tumbleweeds]

i get the whole respect for the dead thing but aren't autopsies standard?

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[saidhe]

certainly in a case with suspect cause of death. but times change and i won't pretend to know space laws anymore.

certainly if not, they should be.

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[tumbleweeds]

maybe they think you're into necrophilia

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[saidhe]

[ he can't actually - ]

[saidhe]

then surely an impromptu supervisor wouldn't be so hard to manage.

[tumbleweeds]

i didn't say it made sense

[saidhe]

still wouldn't be hard to manage.

then again, why else would be reason enough to keep someone away from their own profession?

[tumbleweeds]

hell if i know

[saidhe]

in which case not a reason at all, and thus fairly i should get in on the action.

so to speak.

[tumbleweeds]

wow

that was a really terrible choice in words

[saidhe]

why





oh, the presumed necrophilia. ha.

holmes why do you have moran's house decorations in that icon

[tumbleweeds]

that took you way too long to figure out

original hipster sherlock holmes, tiger shit before tiger shit was cool

[saidhe]

i wonder, does that put me at a higher risk for partaking in such activities or a lower one for not thinking of it?

it's also dead are you boning it

[tumbleweeds]

i have no idea

is there a calculated risk for whether or not people are into necrophilia?

our love life is none of your business!!

[saidhe]

there are discernible signs. then again, they might be in part synonymous with a grave digger, a grave robber. A consulting detective.

the most important detail being the fervent denial, of which i exhibit little.

so yes

[tumbleweeds]

you're pretty close

i ---- plead the fifth shit wait i'm british

[saidhe]

oh. :(!

in which case i suppose that leaves you with every right to believe what you will.