Case File #004: The Turkey Problem

[saidhe]

now where'd the damned turkey get off to?


[ ps feel free to godmod the turkey okay go ]

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[tumbleweeds]

maybe they think you're into necrophilia

text; 1/2 actually

[saidhe]

[ he can't actually - ]

[saidhe]

then surely an impromptu supervisor wouldn't be so hard to manage.

[tumbleweeds]

i didn't say it made sense

[saidhe]

still wouldn't be hard to manage.

then again, why else would be reason enough to keep someone away from their own profession?

[tumbleweeds]

hell if i know

[saidhe]

in which case not a reason at all, and thus fairly i should get in on the action.

so to speak.

[tumbleweeds]

wow

that was a really terrible choice in words

[saidhe]

why





oh, the presumed necrophilia. ha.

holmes why do you have moran's house decorations in that icon

[tumbleweeds]

that took you way too long to figure out

original hipster sherlock holmes, tiger shit before tiger shit was cool

[saidhe]

i wonder, does that put me at a higher risk for partaking in such activities or a lower one for not thinking of it?

it's also dead are you boning it

[tumbleweeds]

i have no idea

is there a calculated risk for whether or not people are into necrophilia?

our love life is none of your business!!

[saidhe]

there are discernible signs. then again, they might be in part synonymous with a grave digger, a grave robber. A consulting detective.

the most important detail being the fervent denial, of which i exhibit little.

so yes

[tumbleweeds]

you're pretty close

i ---- plead the fifth shit wait i'm british

[saidhe]

oh. :(!

in which case i suppose that leaves you with every right to believe what you will.