Case File #004: The Turkey Problem

[saidhe]

now where'd the damned turkey get off to?


[ ps feel free to godmod the turkey okay go ]

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[constructum]

[ oh you have no idea just how rude we can be. ]

Well Kane apparently offered to slay it.

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[saidhe]

[ VERY RUDE APPARENTLY ]

one of the few signs of sentient bird life upon the ship and everyone's first concern is either killing it or eating it. or both. i should hope both if the second.

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[constructum]

Um, I'm not exactly sure that was what he meant though.

[ kane is a perv, okay? ]

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[saidhe]

slay; a verb, meaning to kill with violence, extinguish, destroy; or else the old english sley, as in reference to a loom.

???

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[thenormalsquint]

No. He wanted to fuck it.

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[saidhe]

why in

[ Excuse this, that's earned a face. ]

Describe to me all you know of Kane, please?

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[thenormalsquint]

He uses really bad pick up lines. That's all I know.

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[cons]

"slay the turkey".

it's an innuendo.

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[saidhe]

[ wow what no seriously ]

in future, is this a common colloquialism?

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[cons]

-no- oh god never ever use it. i just wanted to tell you what it meant.

also Kane is nuts.

[unheroic]

wow thats so judgemental seriously?

[saidhe]

please detail your intentions with my rockefeller.

[unheroic]

dude you cannot name ur turkey rockefeller - when he gets to turkey high school he's gonna get shoved into the turkey locker for having such a terrible fucking name.

you gotta name him something cool.

like ted.

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[saidhe]

fancy slaying some turkeys tonight?

=|;))))!!

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[cons]

what a cheeky emote!!! my my my my.

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[saidhe]

yes, well. i am english.

[unheroic]

NONSEXUALLY.

whatserface was in trouble.

[constructum]

Sure.

Interesting how others assume it to be the opposite here.

[unheroic]

Non-sexual turkey slayage!!

NONSEXUAL. why does no one believe me?

[constructum]

maybe it's because you've made other innuendos?

[ she's only guessing, but whatever. ]

[unheroic]

I made one comment about McDonalds and everyone's gonna hold that against me?

[constructum]

Basically.

[unheroic]

It's a good line, I'd bet it'd work on you.

[constructum]

Cocky aren't you?

[1/3]

[unheroic]

why are you into cock?