unheroic: (facepalm)

[personal profile] unheroic 2012-10-15 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
dude you cannot name ur turkey rockefeller - when he gets to turkey high school he's gonna get shoved into the turkey locker for having such a terrible fucking name.

you gotta name him something cool.

like ted.
unheroic: (planning)

[personal profile] unheroic 2012-10-19 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
no she isnt u sexist fuck. give the girl a girls name.

why would you name a chick(en) rockerfeller?
unheroic: (oh fuck fuck fucccck)

[personal profile] unheroic 2012-10-28 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
do you speak turkey. thats kinda cool.
unheroic: (happy)

[personal profile] unheroic 2012-10-30 10:48 am (UTC)(link)
you cant talk to avians. thats complete bullshit and its like losing the superhero lottery.
unheroic: (come at me bro)

[personal profile] unheroic 2012-11-03 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
so you're like the turkey whisperer.
unheroic: (cunning)

[personal profile] unheroic 2012-11-05 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
and you do this talking to avians often?