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yes that reely fuckin sucked oh no wwe havve to go in gravvity pouches evvery time wwe go through a fuckin jump so wwe dont all fuckin die
didnt anybody listen wwhen wwe got that announcement wwasnt that a fuckin thing they mentioned

anywway im pretty sure i saww some horns floatin around in that sea of confusion earlier but i havve things to do so it wwasnt like i wwas gonna stop by an say hello

[That can probably be safely read as "I didn't know if it was anyone I killed when I flipped out and didn't want to check."]

so uh
i guess i should float the fact that there are other trolls around out there
see wwho it is
if its evven anyone i knoww since thats not alwways a thing here

also i wwas pretty fuckin disappointed that i didnt get a fuckin neww scarf or my cape or fuckin anyfin in my locker
i thought that wwas somethin wwe wwould get like evvery jump wwe get a little more fucking pizzazz on this ship
anyone see a purple cape wwith a gold chain lyin around in case it got misplaced or somefin

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i think we are a lot the same, too.
i don't mean just greetings, but...
did you know that when people meet each other, it's considered only polite to lick someone's face when you see each other in person!
most of us do not care, but dave really really cares about it.
so if you ever see him, you should lick his face or else he's going to be really mean to you in an assholish way.

wwhich one is davve

wwait that is fuckin gross
wwhy wwould i evver wwant to lick someones fuckin face

the red or orange one!
it's just culturally sensitivity?
i know it is hard for you, but i think he will like you after that!
and maybe he won't give you a hard time if you start off on the right foot?
telling him that he tastes good is also a sign of good cultural awareness.

oh ok
i nevver really followwed along wwith him it wwasnt interestin to me i guess

thats reely fuckin gross but im attemptin to be more fuckin sensitivve a these topics
i got fuckin yelled at last time i forgot to consider other cultures
fuckin jones

anywway
that doesnt apply to evvery fuckin human does it
seriously ivve nevver seen that happen so im assumin its just our side a the univverse
so to speak givven that wwere actually from twwo separate but interconnected univverses

nah, we usually understand aliens do not get it and we do not expect it!
it is mostly an outdated thing, so don't worry about it!
but dave is really uptight about it.
i don't know why?
he just really likes it.
and if he's just giving you a hard time, you can just lick him to calm him down.
dave is a good friend, but he is a strange friend!

humans are fuckin wweird

that's dave for you!
he also likes to be called poopsie.
that is his nickname, and that should be less weird for you!

wwhy should that be less wweird thats a shitty nickname

Edited 2012-01-23 13:29 (UTC)

some of us have greatness thrust upon us.
others have shitty nicknames thrust upon us.
anyway, you two will get along really well!
he is even smarter than me, so he can probably listen better and give you way awesome advice.
if he starts rapping, though, he won't stop.
that is just a friendly and honest warning.

right
ok
got it

i am glad you will be meeting my friends!
though i'm not sure if i know that many of yours...
there doesn't seem to be that many trolls on the ship!

wwell lets see theres nep kan tavv gamz vvris wwas here but i havvent seen her yet
youd think shed drop in to taunt me or somefin i mean reely after evveryfin wwevve been through
but yeah anywway theres also that old troll guy but i dont knoww him an hes not reely a friend
just kind a some guy
so theres six a us here that i knoww an sevven if you count him

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making dave's life the best life

oh my god..............

shhh only tongues now

gross alien tongues with purple saliva everywhere. just a stripe of it up dave's face.

just get some in his hair and shades he won't mind

nah that shit is hella ironic right

yes it is possible to make getting licked by a hipster alien so cool.....

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