[text] eridan's guide to role calls

[uncodlyawwesome]

yes that reely fuckin sucked oh no wwe havve to go in gravvity pouches evvery time wwe go through a fuckin jump so wwe dont all fuckin die
didnt anybody listen wwhen wwe got that announcement wwasnt that a fuckin thing they mentioned

anywway im pretty sure i saww some horns floatin around in that sea of confusion earlier but i havve things to do so it wwasnt like i wwas gonna stop by an say hello

[That can probably be safely read as "I didn't know if it was anyone I killed when I flipped out and didn't want to check."]

so uh
i guess i should float the fact that there are other trolls around out there
see wwho it is
if its evven anyone i knoww since thats not alwways a thing here


also i wwas pretty fuckin disappointed that i didnt get a fuckin neww scarf or my cape or fuckin anyfin in my locker
i thought that wwas somethin wwe wwould get like evvery jump wwe get a little more fucking pizzazz on this ship
anyone see a purple cape wwith a gold chain lyin around in case it got misplaced or somefin

Comments

[uncodlyawwesome]

fine
i dont care wwhat you do fuckin stalk me makin sure im not gonna go fuckin crazy
but i dont see you doin the same for all a the trolls an i knoww for a fact that some a us go just as fuckin crazy from time to time
so wwhile youre wwatchin me like a shark you might wwant to remember that im not alwways the fuckin bad guy
evven if you guys think i am
shit this is wwhy i wwas hopin none a you wwould showw up

[godseer]

If there's one thing I single you out on, it's behavior. You are one of only two trolls here with a body count of more than one. And believe me, I'm watching the other one, too.
If you want my advice, running from your crimes isn't the best way to atone from them, Eridan.

[uncodlyawwesome]

im pretty sure i dont need to fuckin run
i wwasnt exactly evver givven that fuckin option
maybe you heard about that shit since apparently you heard about evveryfin

[godseer]

Well, I haven't learned to read minds yet, so I don't know exactly what you're referring to.
Your rampage took the lives of two of your friends and one item that could have allowed your species to repopulate. At some point after, you were brought here.
I'm saying that we were bound to come find you at some point, Eridan.

[uncodlyawwesome]

yeah probably
but that doesnt mean i havve to fuckin evven try to deal wwith you guys actin like im some kind a

[He wants to say villain, but he knows better to try saying he isn't one after he's spent so many sweeps building himself up to be just that.]

like im some kind a fuckin crazy person
im not crazy

[godseer]

Not at all. If you were crazy, you'd be much easier to predict. Consider our varied observances a backhanded compliment, if you will.

[uncodlyawwesome]

oh yeah big fuckin compliment

hey eri just so you knoww wwe all think youre fuckin gonna go around killin people wwith wwhite science evven though you dont evven havve the ability to use that shit any more
oh an wwe also think that evven though you wwere perfectly wwell fuckin behavved before wwe started naggin an hasslin an generally bein unscrupulous stalkers towwards you youre probably still a fuckin menace to the univverse
yeah lalonde thats a reel fuckin compliment

ugh wwhatevver
already said you could do wwhatevver you wwant no fuckin scale off a my fins not like you can ruin anyfin ivve got goin on here

[godseer]

I don't need to repeat myself. In the area of statistics only, you are one of the most dangerous here of those I've previously interacted with. And until you prove yourself otherwise, yes, we have every right to be cautious.
I'll remind you that I can't remotely blow up your computer again, but I can find a suitable alternative.

[uncodlyawwesome]

on a purely fuckin scientific levvel that makes sense ok are you happy
i completely fuckin agree wwith you that i am a menace to society an obvviously i should be under close wwatch

cod i got better things to do right noww than listen to you threaten me consider this my ceasin fuckin trollin you
reely wwish that wwas an option on this stupid coddamn communicator

[godseer]

In that case, I wish you luck dealing with your other troll companions, because I'm rather certain you're going to need it.