[text] eridan's guide to role calls

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yes that reely fuckin sucked oh no wwe havve to go in gravvity pouches evvery time wwe go through a fuckin jump so wwe dont all fuckin die
didnt anybody listen wwhen wwe got that announcement wwasnt that a fuckin thing they mentioned

anywway im pretty sure i saww some horns floatin around in that sea of confusion earlier but i havve things to do so it wwasnt like i wwas gonna stop by an say hello

[That can probably be safely read as "I didn't know if it was anyone I killed when I flipped out and didn't want to check."]

so uh
i guess i should float the fact that there are other trolls around out there
see wwho it is
if its evven anyone i knoww since thats not alwways a thing here


also i wwas pretty fuckin disappointed that i didnt get a fuckin neww scarf or my cape or fuckin anyfin in my locker
i thought that wwas somethin wwe wwould get like evvery jump wwe get a little more fucking pizzazz on this ship
anyone see a purple cape wwith a gold chain lyin around in case it got misplaced or somefin

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:33 < i guess

[ wow this is awkward. what does she even say. "SORRY ERI YOU GIVE ME THE CREEPS AND I'M SUPPOSED TO STAY AWAY FROM YOU ANYWAY"? somehow she can't imagine that would go over well. ]

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[Time to fix that awkwardness!!!! ...hahahahahahaha. :|]

look wwere all stuck here together or somefin so if youre bein awwkwward cos a that one fuckin time nep
its time to fuckin movve on

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:33 < to be fair that one time was REALLY uncomfurrtable
:33 < but its not beclaws of that
:33 < im just not supposed to be talking to you

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wwhy the fuck not
its not like im gonna go fuckin dorsal an kill you or somefin
an theres not reely any wway to avvoid me around here im kind a fuckin popular

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:33 < equius told me not to!
:33 < im to avoid your stable of murderous intent
:33 < or so he said
:33 < i heard this ship is pretty big, i bet i could avoid you if i reeeeaaaaalllly wanted to try

[ she decides not to pick at the "popular" comment, even if she thinks something sounds fishy.

well. aside from eridan. ]

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wwell equius isnt on this ship is he

reely im askin is he because i havvent heard wwhale or tail from him
anywway you can avvoid me if you wwant i guess i cant fuckin stop you or anyfin but it seems awwfully fuckin pointless

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:33 < not that i know of, but hes still my moirail and i respect SOME of his wishes!
:33 < but youre kinda right
:33 < i dont think it would be purrductive fur either of us to avoid each other furrever
:33 < its not like i intend to never talk to you again, eri
:33 < i just n33d to sort things out furst, you know?
:33 < i have to reconcile everything going on in my time line with the reality on this ship
:33 < its going to be a rough purrocess so you have to accept that its going to take time

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ugh wwhat if time isnt somefin wwe havve
nobody knowws anythin about this ship for all wwe knoww tomorroww wwe could all go belly up or wworse
be beset by evven more fucking people provvin to be a strain on resources an wwe all die a starvvation
or any number a fuckin wweird an somewwhat incrediulous possible senarios

not sayin any a thats gonna happen but im just sayin
im not plannin on ignorin or avvoidin you
or fuckin any a you for that matter wwho evven cares i shore as shell dont
but just sayin you knoww
do wwhat im about to do
fuckin roll wwith it
take those oars an toss em in the wwater let this skiff buoy ovver the wwaves an just fuckin do anythin that seems to make a good adrift-at-sea metaphor
im too entangled to keep it up myself youll havve to do the rest a the wwork there


but yeah take your time all the same i guess
thats wwhat i should a said in the first place instead a makin obtuse fuckin metaphors

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:33 < but all of that is pawsible anywhere!
:33 < if we lived in anticipation of every bad thing ever, wed just be a bunch of paranoid scaredy cats :PP
:33 < and really thats no way to live
:33 < should a crisis ACTUALLY arise, ill gladly put my f33lings aside to help
:33 < fur now though im gonna purrsume that we have tons of time

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ugh

so basically nobody fuckin likes me
ok got it
wwhatevver see if im around to fuckin help any a you wwhen you need it

[Apparently, Eridan can't decide whether or not to be nice to anyone. Also, he probably expected Nepeta to see his "sure take your time" and realize she was already over that one super awkward encounter and Equius's stupid warnings. Obviously.]

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[ Obviously. She's already exasperated, but she doesn't want to leave anything on a sour note. ]

:33 < sigghhhhhh eridan dont be like that :((
:33 < im just trying to compurrmise so that when we s33 each other again, there wont be any bad f33lings betw33n us or anything
:33 < i WANT things to be better and im willing to try
:33 < but you n33d to respect that its not easy fur me and itll take time
:33 < if you cant accept that
:33 < well
:33 < thats your purroblem

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its not like i evven did anythin to you except make you maybe a lil fuckin uncomfortable that wwasnt evven the intention anywway

but fine wwhatevver im just gonna fuckin be ovver here

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:33 < its a little more complicated than that

[ but she doesn't really want to go into the whole MURDERSPREE thing ]

:33 < alright then
:33 < ill be over here!