TEXT ;

[cons]

WHY IS THERE A MONSTER TURKEY VULTURE TRYING TO ATTACK ME FOR GOING INTO MY OWN ROOM HOLY SHIT NO SOMEBODY PLEASE COME CLAIM THEIR HIDEOUS PET BEFORE I SHOOT IT

THANKS




[ ooc: she's in talk-to-text mode. or... text to talk.. whatever. she's yelling at her communicator and it's translating it to text, right. ]

Comments

text;

[constructum]

Arent you bigger than the bird?

[cons]

SO WHAT

[constructum]

Stand up to the damn bird.
What's the worst it can do to you?

[cons]

BITE ME

[cons]

I MEAN IT COULD BITE ME

[cons]

BUT SERIOUSLY YOU TOO BITE ME

text;

[constructum]

So wait, you want us to bite you?
I didn't know you felt that way.

text;

[cons]

NOT THE TIME ARIADNE

AGAIN, FLATTERED, BUT

text;

[constructum]

It's a damn turkey, Wichita.
We've dealt with mutated monsters and dinosaur and you are scared of a TURKEY?

text;

[constructum]

Just have John help.
Give him something to do.

[cons]

I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY MET THE DINOSAUR SO--

OH ARE WE SPEAKING FOR HOTTIE COP NOW
DOES THIS IMPLY THE SAME THING AS WHEN I SPOKE UP FOR BRENDAN OR WHAT
SEE NOW YOU KNOW


YEAHTHAT'SWHATITHOUGHT

[constructum]

DID YOU JUST CALL HIM HOTTIE COP?
Seriously, you are apparently being attacked by a turkey and you are talking about how hot he is?

He’s a cop; it’s his job to help.

[cons]

IT'S JUST A NICKNAME IT'S AN INSIDE JOKE I'M NOT ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE RIGHT NOW
AND I AM NOT GOING TO JUSTIFY MY NICKNAMES FOR PEOPLE RIGHT NOW IN THIS SITUATION THAT I'M CURRENTLY IN

MAYBE I'M TRYING TO PROTECT HIM FROM THE MONSTER TURKEY YOU DON'T KNOW

[constructum]

Should I tell him it's just a nickname?
SHOULD I?

Because YOU DON'T KNOW, MAYBE I'M TRYING TO PROTECT HIM FROM HOTTIE FANS?

[cons]

UGH STOP YOU'RE WAY OFF BASE THIS TIME STOP STOP STOP

[constructum]

YOU BROUGHT IT UP.
Seriously, you could just talk to him once he is done defending your honor from the TURKEY.

[cons]

I DIDN'T MEAN TO BAAAAAH
I DO TALK TO BLAKE THAT'S WHY THIS SUCKS

[constructum]

I'm sure he will be flattered to know all of this.
So really, I'm not sure if it DOES SUCK.

not here

[dirtyword]

[ wat ]

not here

[cons]

[ not..h......i...........n...................g.....?

[cons]

SHHHHHHHHIT

NOT ACTUALLY HERE

[learnedtosmile]

[The fuck?]

not heeeeere

[cons]

[ FFFFFFFFFFFFFS ]

[constructum]

[ so how long till brendan sees this? ]

[cons]

[ hey listen he already knows about the nickname but let's not talk about that okok ]