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wιcнιтa, ĸanѕaѕ ([personal profile] cons) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-09-16 03:21 am
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WHY IS THERE A MONSTER TURKEY VULTURE TRYING TO ATTACK ME FOR GOING INTO MY OWN ROOM HOLY SHIT NO SOMEBODY PLEASE COME CLAIM THEIR HIDEOUS PET BEFORE I SHOOT IT

THANKS




[ ooc: she's in talk-to-text mode. or... text to talk.. whatever. she's yelling at her communicator and it's translating it to text, right. ]
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[personal profile] cons 2012-09-16 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
What if it really is somebody's pet? I can't just shoot it. [ she sighs, turns to watch the turkey again which won't stop fucking bobbing it's head at her like a certain sassy twelve year-old. TURKEY YOU ARE WORSE THAN LITTLE ROCK WHEN SHE'S IN HER WORST MOOD. Wichita scrunches her face at it, and when it takes a step forward she literally yells out something vaguely sounding like BAHH. ]

Do you think they really do that? Where am I gonna run, it's a straight hallway! Fuck. Fuck.
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[personal profile] player_not_slayer 2012-09-16 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
If it is a pet, just apologise and I dunno, make them a nice fucking turkey dinner or something. [He snickers a bit as the turkey advances on her a little and she yelps. He can't help it dude, this shit's pretty damn funny.]

Think you can make it this far before it guns you down?
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HUP ACCIDENTAL VIDEO

[personal profile] cons 2012-09-16 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
That's awful! [ wah wah as she's answering texts during this conversation, she manages to turn on her video. it's like Blaire Witch style right now. mostly the ceiling, and the walls, then the turkey, then Wichita's face from a very unflattering angle- you get the drill. ]

Yeah? I mean, yeah! But if it's right on my heels I'm gonna keep running. And then I'm gonna blame you for my imminent death. By turkey. God. [ BREATHES ] Okay, okay. We need a plan. What's the plan? [ sliding that way when the turkey steps even closer ] Plan, plan, plan, plan, plan!
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WHOOPS ON VIDEO

[personal profile] player_not_slayer 2012-09-16 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
What, no point in wasting the fucking turkey-- Did you just tell someone the fucking turkey can't speak English?

[What is his night. And oh shit oh shit the turkey's after her he's gonna watch her get taken down by a fucking murderturkey.] Shit shit run, man! Get in here get in here it's right behind you get in the room--
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NOT HERE. SERIOUSLY

[personal profile] astrogate 2012-09-16 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ popcorn.gifs this. ]
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[personal profile] cons 2012-09-16 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ AND THIS IS WHEN WICHITA RUNS. IT'S NO DIFFERENT THAN RUNNING FROM A ZOMBIE. IF SHE CAN FEEL IT CLOSING IN SHE'LL SHOOT IT. simple as that. sorry, turkey, but you need to step off. ]

In, in, in! [ scramble scramble tucking her gun into the back of her belt so she doesn't end up running and Simon with her gun out, okay. by the time she reaches him, she just runs right into his room, hopes to GOD he's got his hand on the button that'll shut the door. ]
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[personal profile] player_not_slayer 2012-09-16 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
Shit shit shit, close, close! [Oh you bet your sweet ass he's smacking the door button for all he's worth, and trying to push it shut when it's not closing fast enough for his liking.]

Fuck, you made it. And now we're trapped in my room with a freaking murderturkey out there.

[A beat.] You're screaming some kinky ass shit at your comm, so you know.
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[personal profile] cons 2012-09-16 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, please. It wasn't that kinky. Ariadne won't stop flirting with me, it's weird. I dunno.

[ and basically, once the door is shut, and she's spitting out those comments and then this happens. ]

Thanks.

[ becuase seriously, she wasn't having actual Nam flashbacks, or Zombieland flashbacks whatever, but- flashbacks. ]
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[personal profile] player_not_slayer 2012-09-16 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, if you're into the whole biting thing and stripper cops I'm so not gonna judge-- [He was going to say more but oh hey hugs, and hugs mean boobs. Boobs pressed against him. He is so down with this.]

Uh. Anytime, dude. Couldn't let the turkey get you or nothin'.
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voice; /interjects

[personal profile] learnedtosmile 2012-09-16 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Blake is just WTFing all over this now.]

Might wanna turn off the video.
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[personal profile] cons 2012-09-16 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, no. Weee are not talking about this right now, Silverton. [ patpatpat on the back before she's stepping back again, not denying anything but not ]

Yeah, but I owe you one. Cause really, what the hell was that? [ still a little flustered, clearly, and- then John Blake is talking, and ugh, SIGH. sigh.]

Um. Thanks.

[ CLICK no more video.

for now. ]

John Blake is not a stripper cop, by the way, he's just a hot cop. Jesus, do not start that rumor.

[ ... and then she's laughing because what is this night, seriously ]
Edited 2012-09-16 09:22 (UTC)
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video, after popcorn.gif-ing for a while

[personal profile] sweetmotherofgod 2012-09-16 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you plant the turkey in the hall just to get a hot chick into your room? Be honest.

[She'll be totally proud if you did, js.]
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