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ataraxion2012-09-15 10:57 pm
willpunchfaces) wrote in ataraxion2012-09-15 10:57 pm
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[it’s taken him a few days, but Francis has sort of kind of gotten the hang of this comms device. he’s also since retrieved his bow and quiver from his locker and sort of familiarised himself with the ship, though he still keeps mainly to himself, stalking the halls in silence
almost like he’s patrolling
because he sort of is. see, Ataraxion, he’s looking for something. and that something is specifically robots, since he knows there are some on the ship, thanks to Ult!Tony building one on the network a few days ago. and by god, he is going to rid this ship if every last robot because no, robots are bad, mmkay?
but hey, might as well make a lesson out of it, right?]
All right, so. I don’t know if you people noticed? But there are robots on this ship, and unless you all want to be disintegrated, I suggest you watch and learn.
[he sneaks into what looks like the same room where Ults!Tony was building his bird earlier, setting down his device and unslinging his bow where everyone can see. he very carefully nocks an arrow, taking aim at a small helper-bot that doesn’t look entirely unlike WALL-E, breathing out and letting the arrow fly. it’s a direct hit and the robot sparks and twitches before going completely still. Francis looks utterly pleased with himself]
You hit them hard and fast, and don’t let them see you. The sooner we get rid of them all, the safer we’ll be. Trust me on this.
[And then Ults!Tony walks in (clothed this time) and looks down at the broken remains of his helper bot. He sighs and rubs his temples.]
Alright, did you do this? I told you, Ultron was not my fault.
So? Robots are robots, or did you miss that part? [stubborn teen is stubborn]
almost like he’s patrolling
because he sort of is. see, Ataraxion, he’s looking for something. and that something is specifically robots, since he knows there are some on the ship, thanks to Ult!Tony building one on the network a few days ago. and by god, he is going to rid this ship if every last robot because no, robots are bad, mmkay?
but hey, might as well make a lesson out of it, right?]
All right, so. I don’t know if you people noticed? But there are robots on this ship, and unless you all want to be disintegrated, I suggest you watch and learn.
[he sneaks into what looks like the same room where Ults!Tony was building his bird earlier, setting down his device and unslinging his bow where everyone can see. he very carefully nocks an arrow, taking aim at a small helper-bot that doesn’t look entirely unlike WALL-E, breathing out and letting the arrow fly. it’s a direct hit and the robot sparks and twitches before going completely still. Francis looks utterly pleased with himself]
You hit them hard and fast, and don’t let them see you. The sooner we get rid of them all, the safer we’ll be. Trust me on this.
[And then Ults!Tony walks in (clothed this time) and looks down at the broken remains of his helper bot. He sighs and rubs his temples.]
Alright, did you do this? I told you, Ultron was not my fault.
So? Robots are robots, or did you miss that part? [stubborn teen is stubborn]
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This thing doesn't even have any weapons!
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Your point?
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HAWKEYE! [YOU DON'T JUST GO SHOOTING THINGS. ESPECIALLY THINGS THAT TONY MADE ALSKDFJ] Where are you?
[Does he seriously have to play peacekeeper he doesn't want to play peacekeeper ugh this is way too much work.]
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I dunno. With Tony. Why?
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You shot it!
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Uh, yeah.
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Are you an insane person?
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Dude, killing robots? Is the only sane options.
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Point number one: There are robots on this ship, yes. There are robots in your blood as we speak. Not all robots have the function, nor are they all equally intelligent. While you clearly have an intense prejudice, it's rather like hating all plants because you have a deadly allergy to stinging nettle, and so you preemptively kill all trees and rose bushes you encounter. None of which are stinging nettle.
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Point number two: There are sentient robots on this ship currently inhabiting human bodies. To their sensibilities, I think it's probably safe to say you just committed murder.
As first impressions go, this isn't the worst public introduction we've ever had, but I'd put this somewhere in the top twelve for the embarrassment factor alone.
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Sentient robots are the problem. And they didn't seem to mind murdering humans. I'm just keeping people safe.
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you're an actual idiot regardless of what world you came from. whatever, sucks to be you with the shitty world by someone building a robot that destroyed it. anything on this ship that's built can't actually kill you unless it's programmed too.
now, if you'd like to destroy your own arm, you know, where that tattoo is, go right ahead, i'd like to see you get rid of those bad robots.
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what would you know anyway? and ill find a way to get these out, just watch
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[You robocist.]
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[voice] /THREADJACKS LIKE WHOA
[voice] GET OUT JAMES
[voice] NO NEVER HE'S STILL HUNTING YOU DOWN
[voice] COME AT ME BRO
[voice] HE WILL KNEECAP YOU, FRANCIS. IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!11!!
[voice] THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE
[voice] YOUR FACE DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
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[voice] ALSFJALDFJ YOU'RE DEAD, BARTON
[voice] YOU CAN TRY, ROGERS
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[He doesn't have any particular robot feels yea or nay, but this kid's got newbie written all over him. And that just spells entertainment to Simon.]
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And no matter how robots are in your world, in this place? We don't kill anyone or anything just because of who or what they are. If you want to stay out of the brig, you'll remember that.
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It was pretty good, wasn't it?
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sob of course he plans on reusing what he can get out of here typos
shoves typos aside!! i didn't even notice sob
I always notice them after it's too late
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[Can you hear the quotations around the word? Because there are.]
...have acquired human forms since arriving on this ship.
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[ and the Doctor really doesn't like prejudice. He's known some perfectly fine robots (and some not-so-fine ones but... ]
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[you're gonna get along great Doctor]
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