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Francis Barton ([personal profile] willpunchfaces) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-09-15 10:57 pm

First shot - video

[it’s taken him a few days, but Francis has sort of kind of gotten the hang of this comms device. he’s also since retrieved his bow and quiver from his locker and sort of familiarised himself with the ship, though he still keeps mainly to himself, stalking the halls in silence

almost like he’s patrolling

because he sort of is. see, Ataraxion, he’s looking for something. and that something is specifically robots, since he knows there are some on the ship, thanks to Ult!Tony building one on the network a few days ago. and by god, he is going to rid this ship if every last robot because no, robots are bad, mmkay?

but hey, might as well make a lesson out of it, right?]


All right, so. I don’t know if you people noticed? But there are robots on this ship, and unless you all want to be disintegrated, I suggest you watch and learn.

[he sneaks into what looks like the same room where Ults!Tony was building his bird earlier, setting down his device and unslinging his bow where everyone can see. he very carefully nocks an arrow, taking aim at a small helper-bot that doesn’t look entirely unlike WALL-E, breathing out and letting the arrow fly. it’s a direct hit and the robot sparks and twitches before going completely still. Francis looks utterly pleased with himself]

You hit them hard and fast, and don’t let them see you. The sooner we get rid of them all, the safer we’ll be. Trust me on this.

[And then Ults!Tony walks in (clothed this time) and looks down at the broken remains of his helper bot. He sighs and rubs his temples.]

Alright, did you do this? I told you, Ultron was not my fault.

So? Robots are robots, or did you miss that part? [stubborn teen is stubborn]
inebriety: (tony › headaches)

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[personal profile] inebriety 2012-09-16 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
All robots are not created equal.

[He pokes the remains with a foot.]

This thing doesn't even have any weapons!
Edited 2012-09-16 03:14 (UTC)
mstitel: (Don't mess with the soldier)

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[personal profile] mstitel 2012-09-16 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[........ Seriously?]

HAWKEYE! [YOU DON'T JUST GO SHOOTING THINGS. ESPECIALLY THINGS THAT TONY MADE ALSKDFJ] Where are you?

[Does he seriously have to play peacekeeper he doesn't want to play peacekeeper ugh this is way too much work.]
inebriety: (tony › facepalm)

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[personal profile] inebriety 2012-09-16 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
[HIS BRAIN TUMOUR ALREADY GIVES HIM MIGRAINES, WHY DO YOU ADD TO IT?]

Your argument against robots is Ultron, right? This thing can't kill you if it doesn't have any weapons. It's not even smart enough to get out of the room by itself.
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[personal profile] testgasm 2012-09-16 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
[THERE IS THIS GUY AND BOY DOES HE SOUND HORRIFIED.]

You shot it!
inebriety: (tony › asspained)

video; threadjaaaaack

[personal profile] inebriety 2012-09-16 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
[From over his shoulder.]

Please come and take your friend away.

[...wait.]

Clint's not going to be happy that you took his name.
andblockbuster: (Did you just throw a harpoon at me?)

[personal profile] andblockbuster 2012-09-16 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[GUESS WHO YOU IMPRESS, FRANCIS?

NO ONE.]


Are you an insane person?
mstitel: (This is not what I had planned)

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[personal profile] mstitel 2012-09-16 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
I, um. I know, I'm coming.

[HI INSTANT AWKWARD. He still doesn't... know how to deal with you.]

... Sorry about him.
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[personal profile] testgasm 2012-09-16 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
It wasn't even--it wasn't even doing anything, minding its own business, going about its robot day and you just shot it!

[You have done it, Francis. You have acquired one (1) hysterical Brit.]

I--I do not know where to begin with everything you just said. And did. How about...there are robots on this ship who are perfectly content to keep to themselves and not kill anyone under any circumstances. Are you going after them, too? Is that your plan? Preemptive strike?
mstitel: (You're a fuckwad)

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[personal profile] mstitel 2012-09-16 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Just. Stop talking.

[He will open every stupid door on this stupid ship so he can kneecap you with his shield.]
inebriety: (tony › never without one)

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[personal profile] inebriety 2012-09-16 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
[A lot of people seem to be intimidated by him normally so his reaction doesn't phase him.]

It's fine. I'd just prefer not to deal with his trigger happy self.
inebriety: (tony › bring it)

ALL THE ACTION

[personal profile] inebriety 2012-09-16 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know any other people who call themselves Hawkeye. He'll probably hunt you down himself for that.
coffeeking: (but I don't wanna)

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[personal profile] coffeeking 2012-09-16 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh my god, you silly child, he doesn't even know where to begin... So he starts by holding up a finger.]

Point number one: There are robots on this ship, yes. There are robots in your blood as we speak. Not all robots have the function, nor are they all equally intelligent. While you clearly have an intense prejudice, it's rather like hating all plants because you have a deadly allergy to stinging nettle, and so you preemptively kill all trees and rose bushes you encounter. None of which are stinging nettle.

[He puts up a secod finger.]

Point number two: There are sentient robots on this ship currently inhabiting human bodies. To their sensibilities, I think it's probably safe to say you just committed murder.

As first impressions go, this isn't the worst public introduction we've ever had, but I'd put this somewhere in the top twelve for the embarrassment factor alone.
Edited 2012-09-16 04:14 (UTC)
mstitel: (SCREW YOU)

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[personal profile] mstitel 2012-09-16 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
[If it shuts you up then he doesn't even care]

Just stop talking about Ultron!

[You have no idea what you're messing up, Franny.]
inebriety: (tony › very displeased)

[personal profile] inebriety 2012-09-16 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
How about I call him over and ask then? Just to confirm.
testgasm: (the distant future)

[personal profile] testgasm 2012-09-16 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[oh my god]

You're--this is barbaric, is what it is. You're everything that's wrong with human-inorganig relations. I'm not running around killing humans because I think they might possibly pose a threat to me, except, oh, apparently they do, because you're running around KILLING ROBOTS.

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