005 -- text;

[blunted]

i'll keep this short and sweet.

who's in favor of airlocking passengers who're gonna try to kill the rest of us? yay or nay, show of hands, whatever you want.

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TEXT;

[widowing]

'gonna try'? what, exactly is your basis?

[blunted]

[ it's the perfect grammar that really drives his point home ]

you miss the chick who showed up? not exactly subtle about it.

video;

[ownership]

[ oh it's you sarcastic text man HA HA HA who are you talking about?? ]

I could kill them for you, if you wish. An airlock seems unsatisfactory. [ A beat. ] Pending Operative Tyke's approval.

[blunted]

[ ROSELLA WHY ]

so you got a preferred method?

[text]

[jurisimpudent]

Out of the question.

[blunted]

because...?

text;

[petitehands]

I take it this isn't just a random thought you've decided to bring up for discussion. [ Unsure, very unsure. ] Surely the brig is a better option?

[blunted]

how much room we got down in the brig?

text;

[besiege]

what the fuck is an airlock

[blunted]

[ KIDS THESE DAYS......... ]

it's where you put stuff you wanna shove out into space
christ
what're they teaching you guys in school?

anon text;

[spider]

I'm sure that question is very deja vu to a few.

S

[blunted]

elaborate?

text oops sorry

[growling]

Define "gonna try"? I feel like if we're voting on corporeal punishment, we should maybe avoid broad language.

apoloy NOT ACCEPTED except it totally is.

[blunted]

i'd say announcing murder
but there are those who disagree with me

[audio]

[doc_pompous]

Does the ship not have a brig?

[blunted]

two for the brig
maybe three, edgeworth's blathering on but not taking a damn stance.

[text]

[fuckinghysterical]

an airlock seems too risky.

probably better just to kill the person yourself if they pose a threat to you.

[blunted]

[ LMFAO JESUS ]

airlock's cleaner
lotta squeamish people on board

text;

[puppydogeyes]

Already been dealt with.

locked;

[blunted]

you sure?

text;

[tumbleweeds]

nay because someone will probably try shoving me out of it
and by "someone" i mostly mean edgeworth despite his blathering
and i'm too pretty to die that way

for that matter, your wineo buddy might try shoving you out of it
and you're also too pretty to die that way

[blunted]

you threaten his dog too?

moz doesn't get his hands dirty.
but keep calling me pretty. no objections.

[helpmeguideit]

Absolutely not.

[blunted]

and the reason?

[bloodplay]

You must be having some stimulating discussion about now.

LEAH 'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG

[blunted]

you'd think.
lotta nos.
the yeses are more interesting.

text;

[sebasher]

Will you be airlocking yourself as well?

[blunted]

have i murdered?

[ there should be a "lately" after that but. ]

text;

[deadandred]

The hell is an airlock?

[blunted]

jesus how do you people survive around here?

it's the door on the side of the ship that leads out.

text.

[ex_sorted385]

I'm not necessarily opposed to the idea in theory, but how exactly do we find out who's 'going to' kill people?

Re: text.

[blunted]

evidence, my dear watson.

or they announce it to the network helpfully since it seems like the thing for oversharing these days.

text;

[learnedtosmile]

I haven't seen anyone announce intent to kill people. If you've got evidence, you can bring it to SEC.

[blunted]

boy scout, you're still around? i wondered about that.

the sec?

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[hostage]

You mean just kill people for something they ain't even done yet?

[blunted]

essentially.

text ; locked

[became]

Really.

permathat.

[blunted]

i got bored.

[ that's not really all there is too it, but it's close enough. ]

video;

[mingus]

[ He is highly doubtful this snarky text can be anyone else, tbh. Good thing he's attached his headphones to the comm, now he can "read" text posts. Just in time too! ]

This seems like a trick question.

[blunted]

[ auggie! my main man, what's shaking! ]

it's the kind of question that doesn't go anywhere.
but damn if i didn't have to try.

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[thenormalsquint]

That's... a little much.

[Two wrongs... yadda yadda yadda.]

[blunted]

i call it being thorough

voice.

[shoyu]

... with all due respect, sir. Wouldn't this technically also count as intent to murder?

[blunted]

did i say i was doing the airlocking?

audio;

[signatures]

Happy with your results?

[blunted]

just as predicted.

hope the brig's as sturdy as they claim.

[dilemma]

Well you've made some new friends.

Can I add some people to the airlock list? Is this whole turning on our fellow abductees thing being crowd sourced?

[blunted]

oh yeah. not the kind you'd wanna invite to parties though.

the list's a work in progress. plenty of room for additions.

[felinely]

I bet you're a hit at parties.

[blunted]

always.

not much call for that here it looks like.