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Good day. My name is Miles Edgeworth; I am a security prosecutor in Tranquility.

[This is...relatively similar to how he typically starts out his transmissions…except not quite. Indeed, there are a few differences from the norm. First, his manner is slightly unfocused. Second, it's video, and third, he has a friendly-looking shiba inu plopped firmly down on his lap.]

This is Pess. Pess is my dog. I know you don't like me, but Pess is...

[A slight confused pause, then he continues.]

Pess is completely, completely off-limits. If anyone thinks about harming her, I will - "return the blow with a strength twenty times your own!" [That has the air of quoting something, and his self-satisfied nod seems to confirm this.] You may also have time with Pess, if you are a decent sort.

Erm.

Oh, yes. Did the buddy system work well? I'll take notes...I need paper. [He casts about for a piece of paper; Pess wriggles around in his lap and jumps up to bite his chin and Edgeworth accidentally turns off the feed with his elbow.]

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[The dog is cute, but.]

Are you all right?

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[He nods very, very firmly.]

I am all right.

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[He grins.]

You got a dog? Aw, can I meet her? Please?

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[He thinks for a moment, then nods decisively.]

Yes. You may.

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[ ...jenna is not sure if she's horrified or so, so amused. ]

Hey, you.

[And Edgeworth actually smiles at the sight of her, and there's nothing remotely strained or self-conscious about it.]

Jenna.

[And then the smile fades a bit, just a little, as he stops to wonder - ]

Er - you were talking to me, correct? Rather than Pess.

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O-oh!

How adorable!

[Terra doesn't even notice Edgeworth's lack of focus. She's completely enamored with the dog.

Her eyes completely light up.]

[And Edgeworth smiles.]

She is quite friendly.

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I've never seen a dog quite like that before.

[Edgeworth bobs his head in acknowledgment, his spirits altogether undampened by who it is talking to him.]

The breed is called a shiba inu. Originally, they come from Japan. [He pauses a moment, then adds, with far far too much gravity - ] I am not altogether certain whether or not you have Japan.

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[ eyes lighting up in absolute delight. ]

Oh gosh, she's quite the charmer! Pess. What a pretty name!

[ pause. then a little teasingly: ]

I guess it's not always true, what they say about pets resembling their owners?

[Edgeworth looks at him a bit blankly.]

Who says that?

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[ frodo looks a bit better than last time he spoke. and the look on his face at seeing pess is genuine. ]

She's a dear looking thing, Miles. I'm glad you're reunited with her.

Oh -

[He reaches down to scratch her ears. Her response is to sniff at the communicator and knock it askew.]

Yes. Would you like to meet her?

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are there any cats on board? i've seen wolves and dogs now but no cats yet.

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There are cats; Carolyn Fry possesses one; do you wish contact with a cat?; Pess is a she.

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real protective of your pet, huh?

That's right. Anyone who interferes with her will face furious retribution.

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...Miles, are you well?

[Edgeworth nods, once, deeply.]

I am.

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[He's honestly just here because he heard the word prosecutor...]

What, this place really has a government? That's- seems kind of pointless, having a prosecutor on a spaceship.

[A quick pause]

Nice dog, though.

[Under normal circumstances, Edgeworth's manner would turn decidedly cold in response to that statement. These are not normal circumstances. His face scrunches up.]

Sir, do not think that you can...butter me up by complimenting my dog after saying something so altogether asinine. Pointless having a prosecutor...So, what, then, you think there aren't any crimes? I mean - no matter that someone was murdered hardly a month back. Or is it that you think the rule of law doesn't apply here? Your statement is foolish.

What a sweet looking animal. Pets are safe aboard this ship, then?

[He squints at that a moment.]

I understand the question. No. We're all in terrible danger.

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Why would anyone wish to harm your dog?

Oh. Because of dislike and all that...

[He peers at Bran, and thinks that no, it's probably better not to talk about this with him.]

Do not worry about it, please.

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...she is so cute.

[Let Jane coo at Pess a little shamelessly.]

The buddy system worked great, honey. Did you keep drinking water like I said?

I did, yes. I fear I'm beginning to feel a touch nauseous, however.

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[ Toshiko looks puzzled and faintly concerned. ] Who would want to hurt a defenseless dog? Assuming it's...actually a defenseless dog and not some kind of alien death-beast in disguise.

Er...No, Pess is not an alien beast.

[Edgeworth looks a bit disgruntled.]

Because...All right, do you know what the mafia is?

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A dog is a valuable companion, Miles Edgeworth. Loyal and unwavering.

[ far preferable to cats. ]

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