jurisimpudent: (flustered)
Miles Edgeworth ([personal profile] jurisimpudent) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-09-12 07:22 pm

005 >> [video]

Good day. My name is Miles Edgeworth; I am a security prosecutor in Tranquility.

[This is...relatively similar to how he typically starts out his transmissions…except not quite. Indeed, there are a few differences from the norm. First, his manner is slightly unfocused. Second, it's video, and third, he has a friendly-looking shiba inu plopped firmly down on his lap.]

This is Pess. Pess is my dog. I know you don't like me, but Pess is...

[A slight confused pause, then he continues.]

Pess is completely, completely off-limits. If anyone thinks about harming her, I will - "return the blow with a strength twenty times your own!" [That has the air of quoting something, and his self-satisfied nod seems to confirm this.] You may also have time with Pess, if you are a decent sort.

Erm.

Oh, yes. Did the buddy system work well? I'll take notes...I need paper. [He casts about for a piece of paper; Pess wriggles around in his lap and jumps up to bite his chin and Edgeworth accidentally turns off the feed with his elbow.]
birdhousesoul: (you don't say)

[also video]

[personal profile] birdhousesoul 2012-09-13 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[The dog is cute, but.]

Are you all right?
Edited (as usual I forgot to say this is a video) 2012-09-13 02:28 (UTC)
birdhousesoul: (you don't say)

[permavideo]

[personal profile] birdhousesoul 2012-09-13 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Anders tilts his head fractionally. Hard to gauge this kind of thing through the tiny screen, but he could swear Edgeworth had looked and sounded a little ... off. Wavery. Confused. That's a state Anders can't recall having seen him in.]

Well, that's good, then. I'm sure you know yourself best. [Besides, Anders isn't a nurse anymore. He transferred to the oxygen garden, which has nothing to do with his interest in collecting chicken and cow shit at all, no.] To answer your question, the buddy system worked quite well for me and the 'buddy' you assigned me.
birdhousesoul: (wha?)

[personal profile] birdhousesoul 2012-09-13 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Anders leans toward the screen, squinting a little.]

Yes. Yes, it is. Did you experience any ill effects?
birdhousesoul: (wha?)

[personal profile] birdhousesoul 2012-09-13 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Not that I've noticed. [Hm, how to phrase this...] It can be hard to tell.
birdhousesoul: Anders is healing someone and his hands are glowy! (healing)

[personal profile] birdhousesoul 2012-09-13 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Feel dizzy at all? Woozy? Have you had difficulty keeping your balance?
birdhousesoul: Anders is healing someone and his hands are glowy! (healing)

[personal profile] birdhousesoul 2012-09-13 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
In general, if you like. More specifically, right now.
birdhousesoul: (you don't say)

[personal profile] birdhousesoul 2012-09-13 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
... Hello, Pess.
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[personal profile] birdhousesoul 2012-09-13 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
I'd be curious too, if I were a little dog on a ship in the Void. The whole place must smell unnatural.
birdhousesoul: (brow crinkle)

[personal profile] birdhousesoul 2012-09-13 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, now Anders doesn't have the heart to ask whether Edgeworth might be having an allergic reaction to the dog.]

She's a brave girl.
allucinator: (happy: OH MY GOD YAY)

[personal profile] allucinator 2012-09-13 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
[He grins.]

You got a dog? Aw, can I meet her? Please?
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (n o t | that innocent)

visual

[personal profile] unparental 2012-09-13 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...jenna is not sure if she's horrified or so, so amused. ]

Hey, you.
allucinator: (happy: 8D)

[personal profile] allucinator 2012-09-13 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[HE DOESN'T EVEN REPLY he just shuts his communicator and races to Edgeworth's room-- because oh my god it's a dog, a dog!

And that excitement is clearly visible, too-- Jack's all but jumping from foot to foot as he knocks on Edgeworth's door. A dog!]
birdhousesoul: (kitty love)

[personal profile] birdhousesoul 2012-09-13 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
I had a cat once. Didn't get to keep him long. The Wardens made me give him up.

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