( 03 ) video ✵ i got six friends and they all know your name

[stacked]

So, look, I get everybody's all jazzed about that list or whatever, and people wanna do the mourning thing. All good, have at it.

What I'm wondering though, is what we got working to find out who helped the dead dude get that way. Still pretty new around here so I don't know what you got rigged up already, but where I'm from something like this happens we mount up before there's a dead guy number two.

[ so that was... kind of a job application. if you tilt your head and squint. and to seal the deal. ]

Wouldn't mind helping out.

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[surrogates]

Spoken for by someone who reminds me of you. At least in the flirting department. [ treating flirting like that like it ain't no thing: also a thing. ] Figure you might enjoy some of it more than the guns. They're a little more handcrafted.

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[stacked]

Guess I'll have to handle the pain with somebody else. You're a hard man, gunny. [ GET IT BECAUSE GUNNERY SERGEANT faith doesn't do names. ] So, what are we talking here. Bows? Staffs?

...tell me you got some throwing knives and I'll think about putting out for you and the girlfriend.

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[surrogates]

To save us both the trouble of having to hear gunny come out of your mouth again, it's Ric. I've been harder though. [ really faith, you are slightly better than damon. ]

Close but no cigar and you're making miss the crossbow I have at home. They're about the same size as throwing knives. A little more wooden. Then there's something else, hard to really explain it when you can't see it. No putting out needed, by the way. She's a little possessive.

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[stacked]

...more wooden, huh? Lemme guess. Kind of trouble you usually handle comes with a fucked up face and fangs, right?

[ glossing over that request to use his actual name. ]

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[surrogates]

No fucked up face, unless you count black veins around the eyes when feeding. The occasional thing that howls out the moon. If my luck is feeling particularly bad, I get fangs and the howling rolled into one.

[ look at him ice skating over i have a vampire bff though and that girlfriend i mentioned is a vamp too. ]

How messed up do their faces get?

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[stacked]

Black veins, huh? Not on my kind, but I already got the 'everybody's a special snowflake here' memo on the vamps from other worlds.

[ not like she cares, no worries gunny. ]

Yellow eyes, jacked up ridges... pretty nasty stuff. Big teeth. Makes 'em lisp a little too, which is pretty freaking hilarious.

voice; encrypted 95% | fight me on tagging this back.

[surrogates]

Did they seriously word it like that? Christ, next someone is going to be confused that maybe a vampire turns into a snowflake somehow.

[ you're the best faith. seriously. ]

Not being able to pronounce words probably would make anything slightly less intimidating and more hilarious. I'm a little jealous I don't get to enjoy that.

voice; encrypted 95% | nope never

[stacked]

Might've put my own spin on it.

[ she tries, she tries. ]

You meet the big guy someday and you can.

voice; encrypted 95% | but you play faith. you should be all over that. :c

[surrogates]

That spin that far away from what you actually heard?

Maybe I'll get lucky and he'll come here so I can run straight into him. No worries on him taking a bite, right?

voice; encrypted 95% | but you play faith. you should be all over that. :c

[stacked]

Could be.

[ oh ric, she does like you. ]

Nah, he's strictly bagged. Kind of my good guy side sponsor, actually.

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[surrogates]

Heard enough stories that fall under 'well I wanted some creative license' that I'm not gonna say a word.

[ which hey man, is really good for him apparently. ]

I have a best friend kind of the strictly bagged scale. Except when he slips up. Better than his brother who takes wild turns off his eating bunnies road. But others are bagged here, for obvious reasons.

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[stacked]

So another vamp-Slayer combo. Man, somewhere in Jolly Olde there's a billion old rich white dudes shitting bricks.

[ charming, faith. ]

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[surrogates]

[ ...faith. ]

I'm pretty that even beyond there they're shitting bricks. Come to think of it, you haven't lived until you've seen the Southern old rich white dudes shitting bricks.

[ no really. have you seen their judging faces? ]

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[stacked]

Probably about the same, Gunny.