◎ second journey | edited accidential video about toasters

[ringbearer]

If only they were warmer..I feel very cold. I wonder what this is.

[the feed opens with the kitchens with frodo's voice. ]
I'm told to put my bread here--But there is no fire to be had, how could you crisp my bread and make it warm? You are only a box of some sort.

[ the feed zooms back to  little thing with a mop of curly black hair holding bread now quickly being taken into what appears to be a toaster! the hobbit furrows his brows as as he presses on a strange metal knob and the bread vanishes into strange indentions. ]

I don't understand.  But I suppose I push here..

[ so for a while, at least five to ten minutes you see frodo baggins, sitting alone on a stool, staring at the toaster and muttering to himself: ]

Well, Baggins, you are in quite a place if they have things that can--oh!

[and there is a loud cling as the toaster shoots up the pieces of bread, the hobbit letting out a loud shout of alarm as he leans back, arms up over him protectively until he falls right off the stool with a loud clang, on his rear. the toast ended up joining him! it is now on his stomach and around where he fell and he lies there in mute silence, doe eyes staring up at the cieling dazedly. ]

Well. I don't think we ever had that in the Shire and I do believe I shall never be going too near the kitchens again. There are dangers yet, even in places where there is enough food for a first and second breakfast.

[ the small thing reaches for the toast, staring at it with an uncertain look, and murmurs quietly to himself, audible still ]
Such a strange place I am in, Sam.

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[realslimstrider]

[It's only because he's a Strider, his face is kept straight. He even gives you video. Aren't you thrilled?]

It's a toaster, dude. Nothing too scary about it unless you trip and it falls over on you. Then it just sucks.

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[ringbearer]

..What is a toaster?
[ He's so excited, really. Frodo just looks really bewildered and dazed as he stares at his toast. It really is crispy and warm. And ow. So much ow. ]

[Video]

[realslimstrider]

[He points right at the toaster laying on Frodo.] That is. Heats up bread slices, bagels, poptarts, etc. Strudels too but I'm a toast or bagel dude.

[Video]

[ringbearer]

The only thing that sounded familiar from that was bread slices and toast. What are the others you mentioned?

permavid.

[culver]

[she is just silently laughing over here, move along]

permavid.

[ringbearer]

Nill!
[ he sounds almost offended as he rises slowly, shaking off the piece of toast in his hair. ]

[culver]

[nill presses her hands to her mouth in an attempt to stop a sound that isn't there. but her smile turns sympathetic, apologetic. he had just looked so silly, she hadn't been able to help herself.]

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[showbizpanache]

Ah-- Are you all right?

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[ringbearer]

..I think so, though I imagine I'll be quite sore.
[ he wrinkles his eyebrows ]
That was--..very strange, Kurt. I don't know what to make of it.

[showbizpanache]

I've had similar experiences here, don't worry.

Like running into mutant monsters in a creepy maze, for instance.

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[handelaar]

Guessin' that wasn't s'posed to be a joke. Or a cooking show.

[Not sure whether to be amused or alarmed, over here, so the look he gives is somewhere between critical and bewildered.]

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[ringbearer]

Hardly. I'm quite beaten by that box!
[ he looks a bit indignant as he stares up at it almost accusingly]

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[handelaar]

I got that.

[It's only then that his expression shifts into something - well. It's still critical, but it's directed toward whoever he thinks Frodo was talking to.]

Why aren't they helpin' ya.

[Apparently he thinks they're off-screen.]

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[jurisimpudent]

You should not be alarmed of it.

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[ringbearer]

I believe that time is already passed, Miles.

--Why aren't you visible?

[text until further notice]

[jurisimpudent]

I'm merely communicating via text. And truly, it cannot harm you unless you touch a part you should not touch.

ACKSHUN BECAUSE I CAN

[tofindthesun]

[sticking his head in because he was tagging along and heard a sound and frodo 8( frodo.]

..Frodo? Is that bread I smell?

[#PRIORITIES.]

CRYING ALOUD ALSO USES THIS ICON IDEK

[ringbearer]

[ were you sniffing for bread legolassie. frodo just makes a sad, pained little hobbit noise on the ground. ]

Yes, rather burnt bread.

[he tilts his head back to see him..right in the corner...







c r e e p ]

HEHEHE most srs cast

[tofindthesun]

[he's a breadhound okay. did you hurt yourself frodo :(]

Burnt? ..You are not very good at this, Master Hobbit. Perhaps we should not dally in that which we know nothing about.

[so he doesn't have to shank a toaster, right? just going to.. discreetly put this knife away then.]

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[bottlearum]

[Frodo, you are a braver man than he, for he does not touch anything in the the kitchens that he is unaware of.]

Aye, lotsa stuff on this ship I ain't ever seen before.

GOODNESS HI!!!! never late ever

[ringbearer]

[ frodo glances over at him, a bit dazedly before he looks at him in almost wonder. hope. ]

You don't know what it is either?

OH OKAY Well if you say so!

[bottlearum]

Not at all, mate. I tend t'not [He wiggles his fingers] ...touch things I don't understand.

[logicals]

You're a hobbit.
SH

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[ringbearer]

I am. Do you have any where you're from?

permatext;

[logicals]

No. I'm not fictional.
SH