( 008 ) video ✶ just know when that glass is empty that the world is gonna bend

[unparental]

--No, no, okay. Theeeeeeeeeeere it-- it's on.

[ jenna slumps triumphantly back on the bed, landing in a not terribly graceful heap. it takes some serious hardcore dedication to boozing to get a vampire hammered, so while there's only one bottle in sight, more are out of range and spectacularly empty, with a few extras waiting in the wings.

she starts talking with the particular drunken air of someone continuing a conversation. ]

So, okay. We don't have movies-- not the right movies. There is not a single copy of Bridget Jones in there, I looked. Twice. [ she holds up two fingers, wiggling them a little. ] And no Titanic, which is required viewing for cliche emo nights, because-- hang on.

[ she stops, lifting up the bottle in her hand and draining almost all of the rest of it. impending sobering up is not something she wants to deal with right now.

and now on an entirely different thought. ]

Anyway. We should just make our own. 'I'll be back.' [ well, that was the worst arnold impression ever. ] Or 'I think we're gonna need a bigger boat'-- added benefit of irony because oh wow, do we not need that. Smaller would be better, here. A lot smaller.

You know what else we need? Doritos. Ranch ones. Or oh my god, Nacho cheese Doritos with nacho cheese glop and jalapenos. And Ben and Jerry's. And a barbecue place, while we're at it. [ beat. ] All right, who do I have to sell my soul to if I want say-- a vat of pulled pork and fixings?

...Right, and since I'm torturing myself. [ brb draining the end of that bottle. ] Any particular food cravings you're having? Don't skimp on details, I'm in a very masochistic place right now.

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[ringbearer]

[ frodo doesn't know what the titanic is. or what a movie is, for that matter. or the word emo. he just learned the word 'bitch'. he doesn't think he'll use it. but here he is staring at her with concern because..yeah she's very much drunk. that is something he's familiar with, you aren't a hobbit without having a lot of brew. ]

Are you alright?
[ really it's the first thing he can ask because she seems almost panicked. he can talk about how he stole mushrooms as a kid in a minute, okay. that's serious cravings. ]

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[unparental]

Me?

[ no, the other dumbass with a cry for help drunk broadcast. give her a moment to mull that one over, drunkenly, and then nod with firm precision. ]

I am absolutely fine.

NOT HERE

[siring]

[But enjoying the show.]

NOT HERE BUT FILLED WITH RAGE AND ALSO, TERROR

[unparental]

[ get out this is YOUR FAULT torture is bad enough, but the lying. YOU COULDN'T HAVE JUST DELIVERED A STRONGLY WORDED, ABLE TO BE SHARED WARNING? GOD. ]

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[sweetmotherofgod]

[ so much amusement. ]

Did you seriously just say we should make our own movie? That's the worst Ahnuld I ever heard, by the way.

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[unparental]

I did, and I think it would be awesome. Maybe even epic, who knows-- we could have the next George Clooney among us. [ CUE OFFENDED FACE. ] I can't believe you'd-- no, no. It's bad.

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[tumbleweeds]

I hate Doritos.

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[unparental]

Dead to me.

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[unparental]

No, seriously-- how can you hate Doritos?

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[shoyu]

... would it be a silly question to ask what 'doritos' are?

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[unparental]

Chips? Or, uh-- crisps?

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[puppydogeyes]

Hash browns.
Steak.
Tomato soup.
Pizza, someone made me one though.
Green chicken curry.
Weird: fucking spinach.
Vanilla coke.
Does gum count?

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[unparental]

[ sticking to video because fuck typing. ]

I want every single one of those things and I want the world's biggest shrimp Louie.

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[kringlefuck]

_{[ pinged at movies. ]}
I dare say that settling your caboose down and watching a movie would be absolutely *bully* under most circumstances.
In fact i hadnt even noticed that there were actually flicks on this craft???? Sweet jesus christmas thats brilliant.
Whilst i firmly want to get down to the nitty gritty with information involving this situation it appears you lot who have been here awhile seem to be in less of a tizzy over being on this ship and actually relaxed by having casual conversation via the network or playing games even.

Is that what were supposed to do??? Assume things are just honky dory and kick back to watch a movie or two???

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[unparental]

Holy cow that was a lot of words.

[ ...drunk people rock. ]

I don't think-- expected? is the right word, but it keeps us all un-bonkers for the most part.

'If you can't fix it, you gotta stand it'. [ and now we're in the imitating brokeback mountain place. ]

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[jurisimpudent]

[At first he has a response all typed out that's irritable and condemnatory. But he thinks over it for a moment, and then, finally, deletes that and replaces it with:]

Bouillabaisse.

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[unparental]

...the soup?

[ more a stew, jenna, but details. ]

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[certainproclivity]

[Sark hates the video function, but he really has nothing to hide and small spaces means his face'll be seen eventually.]

Well. And here I was led to believe, there was a sense of decorum on this ship. My mistake.

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[unparental]

You-- [ she points drunkenly at the screen. ] Are still a jackass, John Gilbert. Don't pretend I never saw you with a few too many beers under your belt.

[ so that's... what it is. ]

Does Elena know you're here to be smarmy and overbearing, yet again?

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[bottlearum]

[He gives a raised eyebrow.]

Y'went and got yourself drunk? And you didn't invite me?

Luv.

[Rude.]

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[unparental]

You weren't around. You snooze you lose, Captain Sparrow.

[ STILL COOL. ]

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[handelaar]

FEBO, if I was as drunk as y'are.

[His tone is somewhere in the strange land between super judging her and darkly amused, which means his voice is weirdly clipped.]

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[unparental]

Do not mock this much drunk. This much drunk took dedication. What's FEBO?

[ yeah, she's wasted. ]

[martyrs]

Lasagna.

[ Mom's lasagna. or even Stefan's, Stefan is great at cooking, he could probably make a mean lasagna. she sighs. ]

Extra, extra cheesy. Like, have to pick it up with your fingers cause it won't stay on the fork cheesy. On that note, pizza, with the same standards of cheese.

[unparental]

I could eat every piece of pizza that ever was.

[ give her a second. ]

Can we just pretend I did the 'I'm an adult, don't look!' thing and really not? I think it'll sober me up and I am not ready for that shame comedown.

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[surrogates]

[ god he is the worst influence with you, but whatever. and if he laughs and actually pulls the i'm technically a yankee card because this is what he does when slightly drunk (okay maybe very drunk, but shush). ]

Did you just say fixings? [ a beat. ] Also, my inner German is crying at that impression. [ ...ric, you know germany and austria aren't the same thing. ]

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[unparental]

Shut up, it's what you call all the... things. Side dishes. [ wait for iiiiiiit. ] Yankee.

Ich bin ein Berliner, fräulein, beer garden. [ so that was a godawful mess. ] There, that was all the German I know.

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[yardbird]

Cute idea... but I think I'm gonna take my chances with the bad space soap operas.

[Which he. Totally hasn't been marathoning. Or anything. At all.]

...Think I could go for a good steak right now. With Worcestershire sauce... or somethin' spicy. [Fuck, he misses good hot foods.] ...Home-made macaroni and cheese. Not talkin' about the the boxed shit, either. Stuff made from scratch.

[voice]

[unparental]

No sense of adventure.

[ mournful sigh UNTIL OH HEY FOOD. ]

...Homemade mac and cheese with bacon.

[megamind]

Try being vegetarian and not knowing how to cook on this boat. It's raw food or no food. [sigh] I'd do something drastic for Minon's homemade eggplant Parmesan. Layers of homemade tomato sauce and mozzarella over the most perfectly breaded and cooked eggplant ever.

Now I consider finding one of the apples from a kitchen a Godsend.

[unparental]

...'Minion'.

[ EYEBROW yes that's... all she's zooming in on. tunnel vision is fun okay. ]

[upstairsbrain]

You'd watch Titanic on a ship? I mean, even if it is a space ship... talk about paranoia.

[ He grins. ]

Just saying. --Not that I'd expect there to be any icebergs around here.

[unparental]

I might turn it off before the end and just pretend they get old together. A little revisionist history never hurt anybody, right?

[saidhe]

[ Ignore this tiny, knowing smile; he can never help it. ]

Enjoying yourself?

[unparental]

So much.

[ go away perceptive dude. ]

Just gonna cover you with ALL my characters.....

[allucinator]

What's Titanic? And hot dogs, if you're askin' for foods. Hot dogs an' tater tots an' beans.

yes oh god ps jack want to be adopted by space medda TRICK QUESTION yes you do

[unparental]

It's a ship. It sinks, and then they make a movie out of it and you see Kate Winslet's bits and pieces.

[ pop culture with jenna. ]

...Hot dogs. You're my new favorite, whoever you are. And a genius.

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[faderbroderson]

[A night of revelry, one would assume upon first glance. But something is wrong.]

Jenna. Are you well?

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[unparental]

Me? Super.