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[fly_like_pie]

thanks to a few pushes, no namedropping, i might as well get on board with keeping myself busy.
there's been a misconception that i was some sort of mobster who is sly enough to call myself "the pie maker", but i actually make pies. it's my living.

yeah, i know <blink>priorities<blink>
oh that doesn't work.

anyways, i'll be taking some pie orders to mellow things out.
emotionally or something along those lines.
please say if you are allergic to anything, thanks.

-Ned. ☺

no wait scratch that ignore the smile.

[FAILED LOCK --- » 005 » 068 CHARLOTTE "CHUCK" CHARLES]
i hope this isn't a bad idea, but i'm tired of ducking my head.
literally and not literally since my neck is twisted in knots.

i'm actually beginning to miss P.I. trainee days (or at least our idea of P.I. trainee days) and tiptoeing through the tulips of mysteries (not really tulips, but kept for the sake of reference).

even Emerson as much as he would sass me.
[/FAILED LOCK]

Comments

video.

[ohhdeer]

You really make pies for a living? That's so cute, Ned.

[fly_like_pie]

[awfogesohjdrh432502r)R#)]

yup.
my calling, i guess?

would you like to order any?

video;

[wont]

[ She's very happy to see you, Ned. Well. 'See' you. (Details.) If it's not obvious by the way she smiles into the camera, then it's made more than a little obvious by the tunefulness of her voice. ]

It seems we have both found intrepid uses for our time.

[fly_like_pie]

[Just imagine him meeting that smile with his own.]

that we did.
did you enjoy the lemoncake?

video;

[stimulations]

Just pies?

[fly_like_pie]

i could be negotiated for other things, whatever makes everyone slightly less freaked out.
did you have something else in mind?

Text;

[majestyofthethrone]

Sour cherry?

[fly_like_pie]

that isn't a suggestion i hear very often! kudos!

[darkholme]

oh! so we do have baking things in the kitchens? I wasn't sure. I kind of wanted to bake cupcakes.

[fly_like_pie]

we do!
and i'm thumbs upping that idea.

[onteamdyson]

Subtle.


<333333333333

[fly_like_pie]

i tried.

<3?

voice

[redhotsummers]

You have enough supplies to make pies?

[Alex has a small vice for sweets. He rarely ever got to indulge back home but...it's tempting.]

[fly_like_pie]

i do, but i always manage if i somehow don't.

[OR I WILL MAKE MORE!!!11 GROSS USE OF POWERS, GO!

... B-but really, as long as no one pries too much. It's better not knowing.]

Video

[walksonrooftops]

Actual, edible pies?

[If yes, you have one very interested cat-dude on your hands.]

Can you make pies with meat in them?

[fly_like_pie]

yup
not decoration or anything fancy like that, that's not how i roll

um yeah

[text]

[circumitus]

that's what you were carrying those berries for?

[fly_like_pie]

actually, i munching on those.
i think it's better for me to start now before i eat all the ingredients.

and hey, Rey.

text;

[constructum]

[ yes, she is oddly smiling at this text, because the gesture here is honestly sweet and she can't help but appreciate what he is trying to do. ]

someone thought you were a mobster...REALLY?
i'd kill (not literally) for some banana cream.
you ever thought about teaching others to bake?

[fly_like_pie]

they really did.

[O-oh. Hi, Ariadne.]

i can do banana cream, if you want?
and i haven't. been a bit distracted with this and that, but now it's an idea!

video | locked

[inspirited]

Actually I kind of miss it too, so I don't think it's a bad idea at all.

video | locked CHUCK YOU'RE BETTER AT THIS THAN HIM

[fly_like_pie]

yeah

andddddddddddddddddddd
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i think it would be better if you could stay inside the room for the time being?
just to stay safe???

[CRINGE.]

text

[syllogism]

Never know, man. Maybe you're a reformed sword-swinging Jedi mobster who found peace, comfort, and security in pie-making.
Sounds like a good story to me.

[fly_like_pie]

haha it does.
just not really my story.

[video]

[wolfdreamer]

Do you think that you can make nut pies? Where do the ingredients of the pie come from--are they in the kitchens waiting for you? But then, they would have to come from somewhere before that.

[A MILLION QUESTIONS. But first, a pause, as he reviews the post again.]

I liked the smile. How do you make it?

[fly_like_pie]

oh



hi Bran.
yes, yes, and i'm not entirely sure where the ship gets them (i've been trying to plant a few things) and like
:)
☺

it usually corrects itself.

voice.

[shoyu]

Ah, but it's possible for a man to be both a genuine pie-maker and a mobster at once, no? [ jk jk ]

[fly_like_pie]

maybe.
just not my idea ahah.




that's not what you are, right??

video;

[doismelllikeroses]

I'd love to help you with that.

[fly_like_pie]

that would be great, Peeta.

audio;

[unruly]

[ ...did someone say pie? ]

You make pies? Actual, real pies?

[ Ned, you might have just made yourself a new BFF. ]

[fly_like_pie]

yup.
actual, real pies.
you can eat them too.

[Not even close to understanding this intensity.]

voice;

[northerner]

What is a mobster?

[ ned help ]

[fly_like_pie]

[Robb. n o.]

a mobster is



a criminal who is part of a bigger grouping of criminals. like a gang.
who scheme and organize crime.









they're bad.

[HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU???]

[text] /SUDDEN DESIRE FOR MORE NED CR, WHAT

[yardbird]

Really?

What kind of pies can you make around here?

[Going to completely ignore the mobster part completely because holy fuck, freshly baked pies oh my god.]

ಠ ᴥಠ /TOUCH

[fly_like_pie]

all kinds?
apple, cream, pecan, blueberry, key lime, lemon meringue, pumpkin, cherry, strawberry

err etc.

text.

[verylittlesugar]

what kind of payment do you ask for?

can you make a picture of a pie?

that is not the kind of pie i wish to purchase i am only curious.

[fly_like_pie]

nothing.
i can, but why
what???

[MATTIE.]

[video]

[the_vishual]

Is pie good?

Text.

[fly_like_pie]

very!

[text]

[doggedly]

yes but how MANY pies can you make

[fly_like_pie]

as many as i need to make????
and want?

video;

[marriedwinchester]

That's awfully nice of you, making pies for everyone. Do you need any help? I'm not exactly a pie maker myself, but I do know my way around the kitchen.

Text.

[fly_like_pie]

i would appreciate the help, actually!

text;

[seem]

You're very generous, though that comes as no surprise.
An admirable trait.

[fly_like_pie]

thank you.

[seogjsegosekhse THANKS FOR THE APPROVAL.]

pie, sir?