teashop: (♙ tea-time with dealer.)
♙ HATTER ([personal profile] teashop) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-05-21 10:49 pm

ANONYMOUS TEXT ♙ OO2

Dear interested parties,

Do you feel low? Trapped? Are you discontent, world-weary, indifferent? Can you take no more?

Or are you simply curious?

Worry not. For a price, you may be the lucky receiver of a vial of exquisite Euphoria. This singular liquid guarantees an immediate feeling of transcendent happiness, incredible elation, soaring ecstasy, and sublime joy. Be content at long last in the hands of this thrilling drink - feel your troubles slip away as this very human emotion transports you to an experience like no other.

One fl oz per vial. One drop is equal to one hour of pure, undiluted Euphoria. Don't take more than one drop at a time, or your brains might make for the wallpaper. Mixable with other drinks. Use wisely.

This transaction will be treated as an auction; the bidding will end in five days' time. Paper payment won't be accepted. Favors won't be accepted. I'll decide the highest bidder. Your purchase will be delivered to a place of your choosing, and your payment to a place of mine.

Bidding begins now.
65: <user name=seethesoldiers site=insanejournal.com> (you dream about going up there)

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[personal profile] 65 2012-05-24 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I have ways. It's what I was best at, back home.
65: <user name=seethesoldiers site=insanejournal.com> (such wonderful things surround you)

[personal profile] 65 2012-05-26 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
I guarantee it.
65: <user name=seethesoldiers site=insanejournal.com> (Default)

[personal profile] 65 2012-05-26 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
I thank you for your consideration.