teashop: (♙ tea-time with dealer.)
♙ HATTER ([personal profile] teashop) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-05-21 10:49 pm

ANONYMOUS TEXT ♙ OO2

Dear interested parties,

Do you feel low? Trapped? Are you discontent, world-weary, indifferent? Can you take no more?

Or are you simply curious?

Worry not. For a price, you may be the lucky receiver of a vial of exquisite Euphoria. This singular liquid guarantees an immediate feeling of transcendent happiness, incredible elation, soaring ecstasy, and sublime joy. Be content at long last in the hands of this thrilling drink - feel your troubles slip away as this very human emotion transports you to an experience like no other.

One fl oz per vial. One drop is equal to one hour of pure, undiluted Euphoria. Don't take more than one drop at a time, or your brains might make for the wallpaper. Mixable with other drinks. Use wisely.

This transaction will be treated as an auction; the bidding will end in five days' time. Paper payment won't be accepted. Favors won't be accepted. I'll decide the highest bidder. Your purchase will be delivered to a place of your choosing, and your payment to a place of mine.

Bidding begins now.
handelaar: (...this is an important matter)

[personal profile] handelaar 2012-05-25 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Your good stuff, or their good stuff

[After a few lifetimes of curiosity, you learn to pick up suspicion as a sidecar.]
handelaar: (trade negotiations get me going)

[personal profile] handelaar 2012-05-26 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
And it'll be public again
handelaar: (brooding)

[personal profile] handelaar 2012-05-27 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
No reason not to be

[That he can think of...]