002 ☀ audio/text ☀ hee-haw

[tumbleweeds]

look i can do it too. try and figure out what i'm saying, jackass. i'm speaking your language, so it shouldn't be too hard.

Comments

text;

[wiretap]

one way to make friends.

text;

[tumbleweeds]

i'm not a poetry kind of girl

text;

[wiretap]

normally it isn't either.

text;

[puppydogeyes]

Don't.

text;

[tumbleweeds]

Sorry if that scared your dogs.

[ Ignoring the rest because hey, why should she? For all she knows that's just another passenger. ]

text;

[puppydogeyes]

No.
Don't talk to the red text.
Don't respond to it.
Don't try to get its attention.
Don't antagonize it.

[Tyke's pretty much in lockdown mode at the moment, but alarm bells are ringing and she doesn't think Jaye deserves any of the ship's creepy shit focussed on her.]

voice;

[coarse]

What the fuck was that?

[read: what, what, what are you doing

... and how are you doing it]

voice;

[tumbleweeds]

You've never heard a donkey before?

voice;

[coarse]

Never heard of a donkey in space.

video;

[wont]

[ This is the face of a medieval princess. A princess who is confused. ]

—Miss Jaye?

video;

[tumbleweeds]

[ Whoops. Hi Alayne. At least she's not a donkey anymore. ]

Yeah. Uh. ... Hi.

video;

[wont]

[ Thank the gods for small mercies? ]

—are you alright?

[text]

[doggedly]

1, which jackass
2, & can other people have a guess at the translation

?

[text]

[tumbleweeds]

poems/riddles/random shit jackass(es).

[ RED SMILEY but now she'd been informed that drawing its attention to herself is a bad idea. ]

and go for it.

[text]

[doggedly]

get fucked





more or less

voice.

[shoyu]

[ oh hi stranger. ]

... is there some manner of zoo on this aircraft?

voice.

[tumbleweeds]

[ Oh hello. ]

Not that I'm aware of.

[ Pause. Then there's a meow. ]

voice;

[leaps]

Hi.

[ no why is this so awkward. ]

voice;

[tumbleweeds]

Hey.

[ It's... a little less awkward for her. ]

Sorry about... the other day.

voice;

[seethemoon]

That's annoying.

voice;

[tumbleweeds]

And now everyone who can't just say what they mean and has to play around with riddles knows how I feel.

[purepazaak]

Send my love along with it.

[tumbleweeds]

can do. hugs and kisses and all that crap. xoxo

voice.

[therangerking]

Impressive.

voice.

[tumbleweeds]

Well thank the gods someone knows a good donkey call when they hear it.