002 ☀ audio/text ☀ hee-haw

[tumbleweeds]

look i can do it too. try and figure out what i'm saying, jackass. i'm speaking your language, so it shouldn't be too hard.

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text;

[wiretap]

one way to make friends.

text;

[tumbleweeds]

i'm not a poetry kind of girl

text;

[wiretap]

normally it isn't either.

text;

[puppydogeyes]

Don't.

voice;

[coarse]

What the fuck was that?

[read: what, what, what are you doing

... and how are you doing it]

text;

[tumbleweeds]

this whole ship is filled with people with weird message boners.

text;

[tumbleweeds]

Sorry if that scared your dogs.

[ Ignoring the rest because hey, why should she? For all she knows that's just another passenger. ]

voice;

[tumbleweeds]

You've never heard a donkey before?

text;

[wiretap]

[ Wow, Jaye. Congrats. You are the first person to earn a smirk out of Aberdeen upon initial meeting.

Like...ever. ]

we all get off on how smart we think we are.

text;

[tumbleweeds]

[ :'D Clearly no one else talked enough about brain boners. ]

i'm better at hitting things, personally.

[ Scott was always the smart one, then Coyote after him. ]

text;

[puppydogeyes]

No.
Don't talk to the red text.
Don't respond to it.
Don't try to get its attention.
Don't antagonize it.

[Tyke's pretty much in lockdown mode at the moment, but alarm bells are ringing and she doesn't think Jaye deserves any of the ship's creepy shit focussed on her.]

text;

[tumbleweeds]

I'm starting to think this place needs an info packet.

... so the red text isn't a one-time thing? What's it done before?

text;

[wiretap]

[ Brain boners are the basis of all of Aberdeen's CR. That and regular boners. Welcome to the club. ]

we may need more of that soon.
depending.

[ A beat, and then: ]

she's right.
you don't want its attention.

text;

[tumbleweeds]

[ Aw yis. ]

i've been told i'm not half bad at it.
not bad at sneaking either but i don't prefer it.

seriously. info packets would be great.

voice;

[coarse]

Never heard of a donkey in space.

text;

[wiretap]

could use both.

:) is a new development.
still a hidden variable.

video;

[wont]

[ This is the face of a medieval princess. A princess who is confused. ]

—Miss Jaye?

voice;

[tumbleweeds]

Are you in space often?

text;

[tumbleweeds]

i can do both.
i just need to have an idea of what i'm looking for.

[ She needs someone to point her in the right direction. ]

i always hated algebra.

video;

[tumbleweeds]

[ Whoops. Hi Alayne. At least she's not a donkey anymore. ]

Yeah. Uh. ... Hi.

voice;

[coarse]

More than I ever thought I'd be.

voice;

[tumbleweeds]

Okay, well other than now.

text;

[wiretap]

once we know,
so will you.

[ Yes, that's her accepting the offer. ]

leave the algebra to us.

voice;

[coarse]

That would be a no, then.

Who were you talking to, exactly?

video;

[wont]

[ Thank the gods for small mercies? ]

—are you alright?