ataraxion | 002 ☀ audio/text ☀ hee-haw

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002 ☀ audio/text ☀ hee-haw

look i can do it too. try and figure out what i'm saying, jackass. i'm speaking your language, so it shouldn't be too hard.

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do translate the rest
I collect insults &could use fresh ones

there's the usual, but on the more creative side, "asscookie" was definitely in there.

as imaginative as it is disgusting, I approve
you have a knack for these
pity they have to be translated but then I suppose talking donkeys are quite rare

sometimes regular insults just don't cut it.
it's okay, they sound just as good in english. maybe a little less terrifying.

I hate to be the one to tell you this but jackasses are not precisely known to be terrifying

no but if i heard that noise in the middle of the night without knowing what it was i'd have a fucking heart attack.

also being kicked by one sucks.

there are worse noises
& hang AREN'T you one & how are you even writing this
so many questions

i'm not a donkey

[ Not anymore... ]

champion of donkey sound-alike contest?

shapeshifter

so i was a donkey

[woooooahhhhh....!]

& here i thought perhaps it was a natural state
what a relief youre far too interesting to talk to & having such a mind wasted on a donkey would be tragic

only is it only donkeys that you can do?

don't lie, you just like me because i'm pretty

[ jaye stop ]

no

ARE you pretty
proof would be required
but i would admit it would certainly encourage me though i did mean what i said about your conversation as well

& what else besides donkeys then

i'm not sending you nudes sorry

[ JAYE. STOP. ]

any animal.

[NO JAYE DON'T STOP]

what
not even if asked very very nicely?

depends on how nicely. i'm open to persuasion. but actions speak louder than words, etc.

[ w e l p ]

[All that stuff about shapeshifting is totally interesting but will be momentarily placed upon the backburner because what]

you dont know what youve gotten into you know
I am extremely persuasive
and I have very nice actions that will help to convince

in short: you will be asked EXTREMELY nicely are you prepared for that

we'll see

wait how old are you

rude!

but old

you're not giving me a number, that's not a good sign

because scrutiny seems ridiculous
but 20 yrs

legal ages are still legal ages.
20's not bad. 27.

[SUCCESS.]

27's not bad either
but sure charm/niceness/et cetera spans ages even?

you mean personality? yes, it does

so why worry

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