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Obi-Wan Kenobi ([personal profile] enforced) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2013-08-02 10:49 am

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For those who noticed the incident that triggered the watering system in the garden a few hours ago, I'd like to assure you that it wasn't a ship error or an act of random vandalism, and it wasn't anything to be concerned about. It was an accident and it won't happen again.

[a pause. okay, anakin, your turn to speak. explain the accident]

There was a slight…malfunction while we were testing the repairbikes.

[okay, so perhaps it's more like "they were being idiots and pushed the bikes too hard and managed to hit a tree" but shh.

also, guess who isn't impressed about having to make this post in the first place? damn future masters.]


The rain managed to put out the fire before it spread, but- Look, it wasn't our fault. We fixed them perfectly, but then the controls froze up and it either this or let them fly about and possibly kill someone. At least this way it's just a few trees that got hit.

[because that means they made the right choice, doesn't it? he just glances back across at obi-wan now, leaving him to finish this up. there's a reason the other jedi usually takes the lead in discussions instead of him.]

Either way, we accept full responsibility for our actions, and apologize if we startled or frightened anyone.


[ooc: Blue is Obi-Wan, this refers to this!]
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[personal profile] sinewy 2013-08-03 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ joe hides in the gardens you nearly drowned him in his sleep bros UNCOOL ]

I don't suppose we could wrangle a promise no more of whatever caused that in here again?

[ as close to miffed as joe ever sounds, right there ]
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[personal profile] sinewy 2013-08-07 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Y'all know they got corridors you can do that kinda thing in, right?
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[personal profile] sinewy 2013-08-07 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Around the rooms, mm-hmm.

[ in tones of 'but why would that matter' ]
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[personal profile] sinewy 2013-08-07 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
So do it in one of the utility corridors. Been using them myself and I never see another soul.

[ because nobody but you knows about them, joe. ]
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[personal profile] sinewy 2013-08-08 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
Connecting all the-- nobody knows about the damn things, do they.
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[personal profile] sinewy 2013-08-08 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Access by any storeroom-- uh. Near the kitchens. [ in case he hasn't been in the storerooms either. ]
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[personal profile] sinewy 2013-08-10 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Should be. All of 'em I've seen.
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[personal profile] sinewy 2013-08-15 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Long as y'all don't try and drown me again-- yessir, you're welcome.