JACK NOIR ==> [TEXT] one

[barkstabbark]

okay
so
im assuming the dates on these shitty computers are reliable
even if they fucked up all the clocks
im pretty sure sunday was three hours early but whatever
it says its sunday so
reset is over
and i still dont see any observations up
or any announcements or roll calls or anything
not one fucking thing

if this makes sense to anyone just
fuck
i dont care who you are just fucking talk to me here
i cant be the only one here
thats not fucking possible
there has to be someone else
anyone
come on

Comments

[barkstabbark]

[SURE WHY NOT have a spacedog] Well fuck, aren't you a looker.

What do I look like, a goddamn encyclopedia?

[soulbonder]

... [Stares. This is where he should probably say something following up Jack. But, uh. Haha, his attention span is like shit so]

Do you walk on two-legs opposed to four? [Cats are supposed to walk on four-legs right? And yes, he thinks dogs=cats.]

[barkstabbark]

[... THE MOST IRRITATED LOOK.

EVER.]

Alright, first off fuck you. Second-- can you even fucking count?! [waving his stumpy left arm at you WOW WAY TO BE A DICK ABOUT HIS HANDICAP]

[soulbonder]

You only have three legs! [...he's AMAZED]

[barkstabbark]

TWO LEGS. TWO.

This is an arm you fucking moron, I am not a dog!

[soulbonder]

You are a cat, correct? [I AM SO SORRY]

[barkstabbark]

I'M NOT A FUCKING CAT EITHER! [NO YOU'RE NOT

sob he is actually sparking with deadly rage look at all that green light shooting everywhere, he's gonna blow himself up at this rate]

[soulbonder]

You have a nose and ears similar to a cat, yet you are not a cat?

What are you? [people getting angry at him wow this is so new]

1/2

[barkstabbark]

Fucking hell-- I'm not a cat, you dumbass! I'm a goddamn Dersite! These are prototypings, it's not what I actually fucking look like!!

Look you fucking moron-- [pulling that shiny ring off with his teeth]

2/2

[barkstabbark]

[and BAM in a flash he is suddenly down several animal parts. He also looks a little woozy at first and has to grab the nearest wall to keep from falling over. That missing arm is still missing, however (and that missing shoulderplate of his exoskeleton on the armed side, that still hasn't stopped being a thing I forgot to mention).

He also drops the communicator for a moment because no tentacles to secretly hold things with. GDIT swearing and snatching that back up with annoyance.]

See? Not a goddamn cat.

are we comboing, I think we are 1/2

[soulbonder]

[whoa]

2/2

[soulbonder]

[Normally Astral is calm and collected with the capacity to show emotion like a fucking rock. But this?

This is so fucking cool. LOOK AT HOW... EXCITED HE IS BY THIS..] Can you do that again?

combos, combos everywhere!!! 1/2

[barkstabbark]

My ring isn't for your fucking amusement!

2/2

[barkstabbark]

[but he pops it back on anyway

he just likes having it on okay]

[soulbonder]

Fascinating...

Is this something all Dersites can accomplish?

[barkstabbark]

You got it, but it's not like you can get a Queen's Ring just anywhere. Only two of these little fuckers in the whole Incipisphere-- and let's just say it's last owner should've been more careful with it. You wanna know what else I can do? [so much more talkative now that he's bragging, huh]

[soulbonder]

Yes. [BUT IT'S AMAZING]