video; 007 [open network post]

[unruly]

[Between finding out his best chick friend is a vampire and his best angel friend publicly broadcasting what sounds like a goddamn booty call in his direction,  Dean isn't having a good week. It's why he keeps this half-request short and sweet. Or... as sweet as he can ever manage.]

Know what this ship's missin'? [The question isn't really left to linger too long; he's not looking for answers and he definitely doesn't want certain smartasses he's seen on the network thinking this is an opportunity for them to bring it to his door. He's really not in the mood. The pause just gives him enough time to take a swig of the bottle of shitty looking beer he seems to have acquired from somewhere.] Body shots.

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voice; HEYYY GURL

[romanticism]

Still effortlessly classy, I see.

audio; OH DEAR GOD

[unruly]

Watch and learn, Nancy. Watch and learn.

voice;

[awakenings]

...Body shots?

audio;

[unruly]

I'm available for demonstrations... there's nothin' I don't know about body shots that isn't worth knowin'.

voice;

[goingsilent]

Are you requesting or offering?

audio; LMAO oh Kasumi. ILU.

[unruly]

I'm a flexible kinda guy. How about we take it in turns?

video;

[agtcarter]

I beg your pardon?

video;

[unruly]

I didn't mention anythin' about beggin' but... I can get behind that.

audio;

[onsilksheets]

Still as classy as ever, I see?

audio;

[unruly]

Me? I just remember how to have fun. Figure you've forgotten bein' the freakin' Ice Queen and all.

voice.

[swagneto]

Provide a yard and we'll call it a party.

audio;

[unruly]

[You're a pair of boobs short of interesting in that way, dude, but Dean actually snorts in vague amusement and pulls a face that can't be seen.]

People around here are kinda uptight. And if you find one of those things lyin' around this place let me know.

text;

[puppydogeyes]

I thought it was missing beer.

audio;

[unruly]

It's missin' a lot of things but body shots are higher up the list of 'Things That Would Be Awesome Right About Now'.

video;

[gothchicklit]

Really? That's what this place is missing? Not, like, I don't know... Answers as to how we got here instead?

video;

[unruly]

[Huh. A smartass. Dean nods, slowly, unable to help the smirk from tugging at his features.]

None of us ever thought about that before. You're right, we don't need body shots. We gotta tell people we need to find a way off of this ship. [A pause to let his sarcastic return register fully, and then:]

How long you been here?

Video; DEAN DID YOU MISS JACK? HE MISSED YOU.

[bottlearum]

Body shot, mate?

video; OMG JACK DEAN DID NOT MISS YOU BUT I TOTALLY DID <3

[unruly]

[Oh Jesus Christ no.....]

Yeah, body shots. Not... with you, dude.

video;

[angerissues]

Only way I'll agree to body shots is if you found those half-naked chicks you were hoping to be greeted with. [ He pauses and then grins. ] Please tell me we got some this time around.

video;

[unruly]

[Congratulations, Mason. You've actually got Dean Winchester to grin a little.]

Maybe, my friend. Maybe. ...you're tellin' me there's nobody here already you wouldn't get dirty with?

voice ; locked

[unparental]

[ jenna should ignore this. she knows she should ignore this. there is literally not one upside to replying and she should walk away, right now.

good life choices? WHAT ARE THOSE. ]

And here thought it was missing friends who aren't bigots. Oops.

[unruly]

[It's not that Dean misses this little message fired in through all the other ones. Actually, this is the one he spends the longest amount of time looking at, device twisted over and over in his hands before it sails away again across the room and towards a wall.

He's right, he knows he's right and whatever feelings he has left over from before won't change his mind now. A few months of being friends with Jenna shouldn't be rivaling the years of lessons from his father about what is and isn't right. None of this sits right with him; not his willingness to turn a blind eye to her when his history and upbringing dictates he should kill her or the very opposite. He opts to not respond, eyes continually catching on the device left discarded on the other side of his room for the next few hours no matter how much he tries to forget it.]

audio:

[astrogate]

And you're going to provide that? [ Yes the amused sarcasm is apparent in her tone here. ]

audio:

[unruly]

Let it never be said I don't just keep givin'.

[But he doesn't recognize that voice or the identification number that comes with the audio, and that makes him even more curious than usual. The attitude he can hear delivered with the question is what keeps his attention.]

video;

[goldshirt]

[sob, partying, how long has it been. it looks like Dean's week has been about as good as his own, and Jim grabs the chance at some stupid conversation.]

Why stop at body shots?

video;

[unruly]

Who said that was all that was on offer, babe? [The snort of amusement is perfectly placed right before he takes another swig of his beer.]

Guessin' you're too busy for a beer? Ain't body shots but I'm sure I'll live.

video;

[cons]

We need to just have a party already. How has this not happened yet?

video;

[unruly]

Who says it can't happen right now? I got the booze...

video;

[fondueist]

[ did someone say jailbait? ]

What colors?

video;

[unruly]

[I'm sorry, what? Dean can't hear you over the sound of how inappropriate he is.]

Whatever colors match your eyes, sweetheart.

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[purrfectlycute]

:33 < whats a body shot?

text;

[unruly]

Know what a shot is?